Depressing...


lol it was me who wrote it

Dealing with BDSM womens' advertisements.

Lets admit it,Most of us men are just jerks, looking for a woman to talk dirty and show herself on cam, that's all.
Hence many of us would even respond to BDSM ads both as master and as subs.
Frankly I also wouldn't mind having some hot ass chick as my slave who undresses on my command on her webcam, and I also wouldn't mind becoming slave to some thick ass MILF,licking her pussy all the day, but in my heart I'm not a BDSM guy.So There is a problem, if you respond to a mistress looking for slave, in her public thread and then you respond to another girl who is looking for master.
So that girl will search your previous posts and find that you're just a dude who plays both as master and a slave hence you're a vanilla guy. means less chances of success.
So while replying BDSM ads, send PM and not respond in open threads lol
Another thing, atleast refer to BDSM terminology at least once so you don't act like a jerk when she's talking about something.
Because if you mess up in your first few chat-sessions, she'll create a new ad saying her previous master was a vanilly lol. Also sometimes the wanna-be-slave-girls are actually 'Pro' i.e. they'll looking for relocating to America and want some sponser. make sure you don't fall in those Russian bride scam.
Same goes for mistresses, they ask for money to train you sometimes.
 
lol it was me who wrote it

Oooo... *pulls up a chair, pops some popcorn* I confess I do enjoy the possibility of some carnage...

If the tornado decides to touch down, this could be very entertaining, even if it does mean a child will be the collateral damage :D
 
I was critiquing some guys story and told him it was kind of a lame idea. After I apologies for being harsh to him.

then this little kid guy pms me to his thread on how to get laid and increase your chances, so when i ask him what reason he gave me that link for he refers to the post where i apoligised to a guy for for sounding hostile...

as if i was trying to chat him up or something.

It was a total mind fuck. i dont get this guy.
 
I followed the link. That thread is seriously golden comedic fodder.

That dude is like the asshat of all asshats.- Or at least in the top 20.
 
Last edited:
I was critiquing some guys story and told him it was kind of a lame idea. After I apologies for being harsh to him.

then this little kid guy pms me to his thread on how to get laid and increase your chances, so when i ask him what reason he gave me that link for he refers to the post where i apoligised to a guy for for sounding hostile...

as if i was trying to chat him up or something.

It was a total mind fuck. i dont get this guy.
I was the guy you apologized to, and For that I liked you as a friend and a gentle-man. that's why i sent you the link to get your started in the online-flirt biz. not that I'm gay or something ok?
 
I was the guy you apologized to, and For that I liked you as a friend and a gentle-man. that's why i sent you the link to get your started in the online-flirt biz. not that I'm gay or something ok?

Oh good LORD. You're going to generously give Kirk advice on how to "get started in the online flirt biz"?

You're delusional. If anyone takes your advice, they'll probably fail miserably much like you have. If your stats were better you might have a better argument for why people should take your advice.

You're close-minded, and an absolute ignoramus.

Stop the flipping gay bashing too. Why are you so uptight about the homos anyway? You know what they say...the lady doth protest too much.
 
What everyone has done is probably exactly what he intended. At the moment he's probably getting more attention than his parents EVER gave him.

Some people should, just by their nature, be forgotten.
 
atleast what I said isn't as depressing as [highlight]soliciting prostitution[/highlight] in disguise of finding wealthy benefactors. :D
 
Last edited:
What everyone has done is probably exactly what he intended. At the moment he's probably getting more attention than his parents EVER gave him.

Some people should, just by their nature, be forgotten.
You're right. I'm putting him on iggy now.
atleast what I said isn't as depressing as soliciting prostitution in disguise of finding wealthy benefactors. :D
'Scuse me? I'm a slut, not a whore. Get it straight.

You're the kind of person that inspires parody...
because your avatar looks like photoshop-shit-hell.

HA! Now THAT is speaking the TRUTH.
 
I get so many PM saying me thank you for my tricks, I'm busy replying, that's why I don't have time to put any member on Ignore list.
 
I get so many PM saying me thank you for my tricks, I'm busy replying, that's why I don't have time to put any member on Ignore list.

"Thank you for admitting that you're a lying douche who will say anything he can to get a piece of cyber-ass."

Yeah, I can imagine the fanfare.
 
You're right. I'm putting him on iggy now.

'Scuse me? I'm a slut, not a whore. Get it straight.

You're the kind of person that inspires parody...


HA! Now THAT is speaking the TRUTH.

Essene, I :heart: you.
 
Moving this thread from the personals to the cafe defeats of course the whole purpose of it, because everyone who reads here doesn't fall for some hng that easily anyway. A sticky would have been a smarter choice.
 
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

some people on the internet will say just about anything to see your not-so-privates.
 
I get so many PM saying me thank you for my tricks, I'm busy replying, that's why I don't have time to put any member on Ignore list.
OK, we all know that his scenario as stated won't work. But don't anyone tell him why it won't work. Let him continue his little game, getting props from other fakers he tricks with his tricks. He will eventually fade away as the extreme loser he is.

And if he does somehow get hooked up with a Domme, it will be because she knows who he is. He says he wouldn't mind being slave to (in his own words) "some thick ass MILF,licking her pussy all the day". Guess what, dude. It's obvious your heart isn't into BDSM. But...let some Domme get hold of you and her thick ass strap-on will be thrusting hard into your tight little asshole. That won't be BDSM either, but it will be painful. :eek:

Oh, but I don't want to get you too excited. Maybe you like being slave to a hard core Domme. It's probably the closest thing to being a gay bottom without getting outed. Her cock is bigger, too. :cool:

EDITED TO ADD:
Other interesting links in your signature, too. Just thought I'd post them here, in case you wanted to remove it and slink away.

*Tricks of Trade* Scoring with online women on literotica


Rule-3:Keep your literotica profile CLEAN OOPS, sorry dude. Looks like you didn't follow your own rules. :rolleyes:
 
Last edited:
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

some people on the internet will say just about anything to see your not-so-privates.

*dramatic GASP of horror!*
But everyone online in an Honest Homer. They even say so!

:rolleyes:
You know, people really need to start reading their memos.
 
*dramatic GASP of horror!*
But everyone online in an Honest Homer. They even say so!

:rolleyes:
You know, people really need to start reading their memos.

my memo says "more t&a needed"

oh, and "buy milk"
 
Only problem is, dude probably uses a different name to hook up with than he used to write those posts.
 
Back
Top