Twilight for Guys

[3113]

Here you go, guys. So you can finally understand and share the thrill.

 

[brickroadray]

Here you go, guys. So you can finally understand and share the thrill.

Ohh yessss. Now I defiinitely get it!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'll live . . .

 

[Neast19]

Vampire porn is surely a untapped market. Might have to go do some of my own research .

 

[Xelebes]

I still don't get it. Can we get a more homoerotic sexploitation explanation please?

 

[jomar]

It all makes sense now!

 

[Austin8]

*slaps head* Now I know what it's all about! Thanks for clearing that all up for us 3! Lol! Thrilling!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Forgive me if I am being a hard ass, but aren't the guys in the real Twilight better looking than these girls? Or maybe I'm jaded and cynical.

 

[driphoney]

Forgive me if I am being a hard ass, but aren't the guys in the real Twilight better looking than these girls? Or maybe I'm jaded and cynical.

Well . . . I think so.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Well . . . I think so.

I'm not that bi, but I can see the way women get all gooey when pictures of Taylor Lauten are displayed. Now if Syfy had gotten Olivia Munn to be in this, or Erica Durance, then I would share in the thrill.

 

[3113]

Forgive me if I am being a hard ass, but aren't the guys in the real Twilight better looking than these girls? Or maybe I'm jaded and cynical.

Picky, picky, picky! I can see you're not a real guy. Real guys only see that they're kissing and feeling each other up

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Picky, picky, picky! I can see you're not a real guy. Real guys only see that they're kissing and feeling each other up

I'm not a real guy. I'm not sure what I am, but I think my people were mentioned in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.