is everyone having fun this 4th of July weekend?

[Hisslavej]

i'm a bit intimidated to start a new thread, but wanted to say hello and hope you all are having fun

 

[Saint Peter]

Did you get permission?

 

[John Doe]

i'm a bit intimidated to start a new thread, but wanted to say hello and hope you all are having fun

None of your fucking business, n00b.

 

[Hisslavej]

permission from who?

 

[koalabear]

We were watching Pete pull green zombies down the street with his moped.

 

[Saint Peter]

permission from who?

Byron.

 

[Hisslavej]

yikes, ok, i'll take my noob licks,

 

[The Mutt]

I had lots of fun today. Now I'm sitting home making sure nobody sets my building on fire.

 

[Hisslavej]

i've had lots of fun, can't believe i get another day off! course i'll work a *bit* from home but i intend to get stupid tonight hi

 

[Hisslavej]

who''s byron? is he the forum leader or somethin?

 

[Saint Peter]

who''s byron? is he the forum leader or somethin?

Hold on. I will go get him.

 

[koalabear]

who''s byron? is he the forum leader or somethin?

He mops out the gay board after hours.

 

[Hisslavej]

am I in trouble?

 

[Saint Peter]

He mops out the gay board after hours.

Not on a holiday weekend!

Laurel only pays straight time. So to speak.

 

[Byron In Exile]

who''s byron? is he the forum leader or somethin?

That would be me.

And it's alright. I've decided that you can start as many threads as you like.

Just don't fuck with Nora, despite the fact she's not here anymore.

 

[Byron In Exile]

He mops out the gay board after hours.

I farm out that shit.

 

[Batch]

That would be me.

And it's alright. I've decided that you can start as many threads as you like.

Just don't fuck with Nora, despite the fact she's not here anymore.

*busts up with intense laughter*

 

[Byron In Exile]

I had lots of fun today. Now I'm sitting home making sure nobody sets my building on fire.

We're bonding! Sweet.

 

[Hisslavej]

yay! thank you. i may start dumb ones, but wanting to get to know follks but yeah most of mine may be a bit pervy

 

[Saint Peter]

yay! thank you. i may start dumb ones, but wanting to get to know follks but yeah most of mine may be a bit pervy

Look, I make asshooks by hand that women in other countries stuff up their asses.

You have to go the extra mile to be pervy around here.

 

[Hisslavej]

asshooks intimidate me. i'm not ready for one, although i think they are pretty

 

[Saint Peter]

You are ready when I tell you that you are ready!

 

[Batch]

You are ready when I tell you that you are ready!

Dude. You're gonna scare the n00b away.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Look, I make asshooks by hand that women in other countries stuff up their asses.

You have to go the extra mile to be pervy around here.

^ This one says true stuff.

It may seem strange at first, but it's all true.

 

[Hisslavej]

haha i'm not easily frightened