Hello all!

[PheeGee]

Hi! I am new here and wanted say hello and share a little bit about myself:

I am a wife, mother, sister, daughter, office goddess and friend. I'd rather have a good laugh than pick a fight. Comedies over horrors, although I do crave to have the shit scared out of me every now and then. Beef or chicken - beef. Soup or salad - salad. I am easily distracted by shiny things and have no sense of direction, ambition, or shame for that matter. I love to read but when I am not doing so I can be found making jewelry, playing xbox with the hubby and my sons, writing, fishing with my brothers, or photo editing.

Though I have posted a few pieces, I can't really call myself an author. I am more of a dabbler, as will be illustrated by my poor sentence structure, occasional problems with homophones, and various other grammatical errors. lol

I enjoy reading from most of the categories but tend to write in the gay male section. So, if that's your thing take a peek. I will have a few pieces in other categories once I figure out where they go. That particular issue is what led me to this corner of Literotica, and I will probably be posting another thread very shortly to figure it out!

I look forward to hopping around in this forum now that I have found it. I hope the many questions I am bound to have will not make me a bother, and I will attempt to be a valued contributor and not just a problem child of the site!

Take care

PheeGee

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hello, and welcome to the Authors' Hangout. Have you tried the biscotti?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Welcome to Lit, PheeGee (is that a homophone of the place you'd prefer to SC?). We're always happy to meet enthusiastic new authors; it makes the roasting so much more fun.

As far as your category concerns go, I'd advise you to post one in the Loving Wives section as soon as possible; it's the best one for feedback from readers.

Do feel free to jump into any of the threads here, as well; we're generally a friendly and supportive bunch of misfits...

 

[PheeGee]

Hello, and welcome to the Authors' Hangout. Have you tried the biscotti?

Yes, thank you. I especially enjoyed the ones with cranberry bits and dipped in white chocolate. lol

Thanks for the welcome too, TheeGoatPig. (do you prefer full nic? GP?)

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Yes, thank you. I especially enjoyed the ones with cranberry bits and dipped in white chocolate. lol

Thanks for the welcome too, TheeGoatPig. (do you prefer full nic? GP?)

I am fine with TheeGoatPig, Goat Pig, GP, TGP, Thee, Goat, or Pig, so long as you don't add an R into Thee and call me Three, or 3gp, or ThreeGoatPig. It's not there, and I don't like it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I am fine with TheeGoatPig, Goat Pig, GP, TGP, Thee, Goat, or Pig, so long as you don't add an R into Thee and call me Three, or 3gp, or ThreeGoatPig. It's not there, and I don't like it.

Wow! What an enlightening note! I always thought the "R" was missing from "Pig." I've been tempted to call you "TheeGoatPrig!" Thanks for clearing that up, Thee. Now I know you prefer your name without an "R" in the "Thee" rather than without an "R" in the "Pig."

 

[PheeGee]

Tio_Narratore:

PheeGee is bastardization of the name I like to write under. I did not want to put that name here because I use it somewhere else to write short children's stories. lol

Thank you for the suggestion. I'll be sure to check it out. I have a piece I think might go there but I worry that it is more poerty or prose than a story. It might even fall under non-erotic since there is no action but just an expression of intent

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Tio_Narratore:

PheeGee is bastardization of the name I like to write under. I did not want to put that name here because I use it somewhere else to write short children's stories. lol

Thank you for the suggestion. I'll be sure to check it out. I have a piece I think might go there but I worry that it is more poerty or prose than a story. It might even fall under non-erotic since there is no action but just an expression of intent

I do like the SC coast (the highlands are interesting, too), but considered you might be referring to the far more exotic beaches of the SouthPacific.

And before you follow my suggestion, give some regard to what I said before I made it; we do like to have fun with necomers, you know.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Welcome to the AH and may you have a happy time. I'm one of the ones who just dabbles at writing as well and they haven't thrown me to the wolves yet!

 

[PheeGee]

I do like the SC coast (the highlands are interesting, too), but considered you might be referring to the far more exotic beaches of the SouthPacific.

And before you follow my suggestion, give some regard to what I said before I made it; we do like to have fun with necomers, you know.

Ah you mean as in Mt. Fugi (*snicker* mount pheegee..sorry that was awful)

SC is a lovely state to live in, and we get out to the Coast as often as we can. I am more towards the other side of the state in the land of thoroughbred horses and rabid soccer moms.

I will keep your warning to newcomers in mind! I was just peeking in the section and it's already given me ideas.

 

[PheeGee]

Welcome to the AH and may you have a happy time. I'm one of the ones who just dabbles at writing as well and they haven't thrown me to the wolves yet!

Thanks for the welcome and the reassurance Chantilyvamp. I kinda like wolves though.

 

[driphoney]

I see you've been given a hardy welcome already, but let me add my own.

The coffee's good, the bar always stocked (stalked too), and there's body armor in the closet when you need it.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I see you've been given a hardy welcome already, but let me add my own.

The coffee's good, the bar always stocked (stalked too), and there's body armor in the closet when you need it.

It helps if you point them to The Bar.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

All poets are drunks so it looks like we have another drunk on the board. She'll enjoy SARAH.

 

[driphoney]

It helps if you point them to The Bar.

That's the bar?

Wow. I've never been to that one. I've only visited the bar in the Naked thread. I've obviously been missing out.

 

[PheeGee]

I see you've been given a hardy welcome already, but let me add my own.

The coffee's good, the bar always stocked (stalked too), and there's body armor in the closet when you need it.

But why is the armor crotchless?

Thank you driphoney!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But why is the armor crotchless?

Thank you driphoney!

It merely echos our greatest vulnerability...

 

[_Lynn_]

Welcome to the AH.

 

[PheeGee]

All poets are drunks so it looks like we have another drunk on the board. She'll enjoy SARAH.

Oh, I am not all that big a drinker. I only stand about 5'2" . Nice to meet you James.

 

[PheeGee]

Welcome to the AH.

Thank You, Mistress Lynn Ma'am.

 

[PheeGee]

It merely echos our greatest vulnerability...

lol

and oops I was near Japan and not the south pacific.
Fiji vs. Fuji

 

[PheeGee]

I am fine with TheeGoatPig, Goat Pig, GP, TGP, Thee, Goat, or Pig, so long as you don't add an R into Thee and call me Three, or 3gp, or ThreeGoatPig. It's not there, and I don't like it.

*noted
Thank you

 

[TxRad]

Welcome to the AH.

Only a few around here bite. That is unless you ask nicely and then you might get nibbled to death.

Most around here thinks that TxRad stands for Texas Radical but little do they know that it actually stands for Transmitted Radiation. I glow in the dark.

 

[PheeGee]

Welcome to the AH.

Only a few around here bite. That is unless you ask nicely and then you might get nibbled to death.

Most around here thinks that TxRad stands for Texas Radical but little do they know that it actually stands for Transmitted Radiation. I glow in the dark.

Nothing wrong with a bit of nibblin'!
I live near a nuclear plant so I see your glowing skin and raise you one pond full of three headed frogs. lol

Nice to meet ya TxRad

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Nothing wrong with a bit of nibblin'!
I live near a nuclear plant so I see your glowing skin and raise you one pond full of three headed frogs. lol

Nice to meet ya TxRad

String bet!