The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and they're pasted together to form an interesting collage

I put in a cord of Oak wood

and an old litster whittles each piece into an all-natural, guaranteed organic dildo.

I put in a new business for writers...

 

[Austin8]

and an old litster whittles each piece into an all-natural, guaranteed organic dildo.

I put in a new business for writers...

what business Tio?

I put in a 1965 Waterman fountain pen and a bottle of blue / black ink

 

[Tio_Narratore]

what business Tio?

I put in a 1965 Waterman fountain pen and a bottle of blue / black ink

(Organic dildo whittling, Austin)

and I see your Waterman and raise you one 1895 Cross Stylographic and a bottle of Pelikan India Black.

I put in Sister Mary Beatrice's dictum that any ink other than black or blue-black is frivolous...

 

[Austin8]

(Organic dildo whittling, Austin)

and I see your Waterman and raise you one 1895 Cross Stylographic and a bottle of Pelikan India Black.

I put in Sister Mary Beatrice's dictum that any ink other than black or blue-black is frivolous...

and you get perfect copperplate handwriting

I put in a Richard Binder custom ground italic nib

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get perfect copperplate handwriting

I put in a Richard Binder custom ground italic nib

and you get a backhand that puts you in the singles final at Wimbeldon.

I put in a crow quill...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a backhand that puts you in the singles final at Wimbeldon.

I put in a crow quill...

and you get a handwritten love letter SWAK.

I put in a lip print left somewhere else, too.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a handwritten love letter SWAK.

I put in a lip print left somewhere else, too.

and realize why all the guys in the pool shower were looking at me enviously.

I put in a kiss to open things...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and realize why all the guys in the pool shower were looking at me enviously.

I put in a kiss to open things...

And, it's Pandora's box that gets opened.

I put in gold key.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, it's Pandora's box that gets opened.

I put in gold key.

and it fits just right as I turn it in your keyhole.

I put in a pair of open arms beyond an open door...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it fits just right as I turn it in your keyhole.

I put in a pair of open arms beyond an open door...

and, I get a very needed hug.

I put in a welcome sign.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I get a very needed hug.

I put in a welcome sign.

and everyone drops in for hugs all around.

I put in the makings of a Summer Solstice orgy...

 

[Austin8]

and everyone drops in for hugs all around.

I put in the makings of a Summer Solstice orgy...

and I declare it's to damn hot to be nekid outside

I put in a summer solstice orgy, inside, with the a/c on

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I declare it's to damn hot to be nekid outside

I put in a summer solstice orgy, inside, with the a/c on

and, you get a gal who can push all the right buttons.

I put in a day of less daylight.

 

[Austin8]

and, you get a gal who can push all the right buttons.

I put in a day of less daylight.

Oh no! Less daylight! Yikes!!

I put in a solar cell (so I can keep on workin')

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Oh no! Less daylight! Yikes!!

I put in a solar cell (so I can keep on workin')

And, you are reminded of the manufacturer's warning that overuse can cause blindness.

I put in a pair of Raybans.

 

[Austin8]

And, you are reminded of the manufacturer's warning that overuse can cause blindness.

I put in a pair of Raybans.

and you get a cooler pair of Oakleys

I put in some baggy work jeans

 

[Handley_Page]

And, you are reminded of the manufacturer's warning that overuse can cause blindness.

I put in a pair of Ray-bans.

and shares of sun cream fall sharply.

I put in a super nova

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and shares of sun cream fall sharply.

I put in a super nova

and it blows up in your face.

I put in a universe designed by Rube Goldberg...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it blows up in your face.

I put in a universe designed by Rube Goldberg...

but the hammer misses.


I put in a new tyre for a Mini.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but the hammer misses.


I put in a new tyre for a Mini.

and there's a loud clamouring of complaint, a tyre-rant, if you will.

I put in a book of bad puns...

 

[Austin8]

and there's a loud clamouring of complaint, a tyre-rant, if you will.

I put in a book of bad ouns...

and th ouns run away with their leashes still attached

I put in a bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast taco

 

[Handley_Page]

and th ouns run away with their leashes still attached

I put in a bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast taco

[ what's a taco ?]


and you get a decent boost to the cholesterol.

I put in a George Foreman grill

 

[Austin8]

[ what's a taco ?]


and you get a decent boost to the cholesterol.

I put in a George Foreman grill

A taco (pronounced /ˈtɑːkoʊ/) is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.

A taco can be made with a variety of fillings, including beef, chicken, seafood, vegetables and cheese, allowing for great versatility and variety.
A taco is generally eaten without utensils and is often accompanied by garnishes such as salsa, cilantro, tomatoes, onions and lettuce.

I put in a happy sí señor Hp!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

[ what's a taco ?]


and you get a decent boost to the cholesterol.

I put in a George Foreman grill

A Taco is a crisp-fried tortilla filled with spiced ground or shredded meat, cheese, chopped lettuce and tomato, topped with hot salsa and/or sour cream. It's Mexican; you'll have to find some way of getting them to immigrate to the UK. Really good food. And be sure to read (or see the movie) Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel.

and the Anthropophagi gather for a taste.

I put in a Tempest...

 

[Austin8]

A Taco is a crisp-fried tortilla filled with spiced ground or shredded meat, cheese, chopped lettuce and tomato, topped with hot salsa and/or sour cream. It's Mexican; you'll have to find some way of getting them to immigrate to the UK. Really good food. And be sure to read (or see the movie) Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel.

and the Anthropophagi gather for a taste.

I put in a Tempest...

and you get a teapot

I put in a loggin' chain