The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and I notice that there is a towelling robe to hand, just her size.
Pity she's gay and truly hates men. . . . .


I put in a large glass marble.

[erm - buckwheat? ]

Fagopyrum esculentum, a grain domesticated first in SE Asia, ground and used as flour. It's not related to the wheats or other cereals/grasses.

and we all gather at Tinsley Green to see how good you are.

I put in a vinegar-soaked conker...

 

[Handley_Page]

and we all gather at Tinsley Green to see how good you are.

I put in a vinegar-soaked conker...

and you get banned under the new rules (no artificial hardening).


I put in a spark

 

[Austin8]

and you get banned under the new rules (no artificial hardening).


I put in a spark

and the old jag roars to life

I put in a monkey wrench

 

[Handley_Page]

and the old jag roars to life

I put in a monkey wrench

and the Librarian takes it away into L-space.


I put in a metric Torx bolt.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the Librarian takes it away into L-space.


I put in a metric Torx bolt.

and it gets overtightened because the torque wrench is Imperial.

I put in an antimonarchist...

 

[Austin8]

and it gets overtightened because the torque wrench is Imperial.

I put in an antimonarchist...

and she gets her hands spanked for acting like that

I put in a brass petcock

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and she gets her hands spanked for acting like that

I put in a brass petcock

and, the Harley chick wants to know what she can pet next.

I put in a new chopper.

 

[Austin8]

and, the Harley chick wants to know what she can pet next.

I put in a new chopper.

and the dentist who made them want's reimbursement

I put in a hex nut

 

[Handley_Page]

and the dentist who made them want's reimbursement

I put in a hex nut

which glows, magically, in the dark


I put in a 5/8 Gripley

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the dentist who made them want's reimbursement

I put in a hex nut

And, I hand you the lock washer to go with it.

I put in an open end wrench.
HP and I think alike.

and, I think that's the ratching kind, click, click, click.

I put in lock grip.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, I hand you the lock washer to go with it.

I put in an open end wrench.
HP and I think alike.

and, I think that's the ratching kind, click, click, click.

I put in lock grip.

as all the muscles go into spasm.

I put in an embarrassing trip to the Hospital

 

[YoursSINSerely]

as all the muscles go into spasm.

I put in an embarrassing trip to the Hospital

and, I look at my watch and realize four hours have gone by.

I put in a homely nurse.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I look at my watch and realize four hours have gone by.

I put in a homely nurse.

who managed to do the separation


I put in a 20oz Hammer

 

[Noor]

who managed to do the separation


I put in a 20oz Hammer

and you get 3 oz of jelly babies!

I put in a pill splitter

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get 3 oz of jelly babies!

I put in a pill splitter

and the pills come out at about 3gr each.


I put in a voltmeter

[and several big hugs ]

 

[Austin8]

and the pills come out at about 3gr each.


I put in a voltmeter

[and several big hugs ]

and you get a static measurement

I put in a 2.5 ton hydraulic jack

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a static measurement

I put in a 2.5 ton hydraulic jack

and you finally get your drawings out from under the pick-up.

I put in a jack-of-all-trades...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you finally get your drawings out from under the pick-up.

I put in a jack-of-all-trades...

and the plumber is puzzled why he's got one.


I put in the Jack of Spades

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the plumber is puzzled why he's got one.


I put in the Jack of Spades

and the Black Queen dominates him.

I put in an amused King...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the Black Queen dominates him.

I put in an amused King...

amusing himself with the Queen of Hearts.


I put in a load of tarts

 

[Tio_Narratore]

amusing himself with the Queen of Hearts.


I put in a load of tarts

and we enjoy a taste of each one.

I put in a trial for immoral behaviour...

 

[Handley_Page]

and we enjoy a taste of each one.

I put in a trial for immoral behaviour...

not helped by a threatening King of Clubs


I put in a 24v PSU

 

[Austin8]

not helped by a threatening King of Clubs


I put in a 24v PSU

and you get a 24/110 converter

I put in Stihl m 250 chainsaw

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a 24/110 converter

I put in Stihl m 250 chainsaw

and Texas is massacred.

I put in an island of anthropophages...

 

[Austin8]

and Texas is massacred.

I put in an island of anthropophages...

and they're pasted together to form an interesting collage

I put in a cord of Oak wood