Essene
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Okay, so this is going to sound a bit ridiculous to some of you, but I don't know that I've ever actually seen a cockroach before. I mean, chances are, that I have, but I'm simply not certain of it...
Here's what happened:
I walked over to my kitchen sink thinking "Hey I should take care of these dishes." I hadn't washed the dishes as of yet, which is unusual as normally I do the dishes before I go to work.
Hiding along the backboard between the rear lip of the sink, and a window was a beetle-esq looking bug. Said bug was brown, and roughly a half an inch long (yes, I am an American).
Happening so quickly upon our first encounter, we had not yet predetermined a safe word, so when I went to town on it's ass with an overturned can of Nature's Promise fat free cooking spray I didn't feel the need to stop myself when it started screaming "Nooooooo!!!!!"
Needless to say said bug got powned, but the act of powning was no easy feat. I hit that sucker not once, but twice with my can of Natures Promise fat free cooking spray, and the aftereffects were absolutely deeeesgusting. White bulbous viscera spilled forth from it's loins, and I instantly thought back to a conversation that I had while in college in Washington, D.C.
Post one particular centipede encounter, I was eating popcorn in my dormroom when some girls came in. They mused that the centipede sighting was linked to cockroaches, and then proceded to tell me a great deal of lore concerning the bug.
Two things they told me have stuck with me all these years...
The first being that "roaches" are incredibly difficult to get rid of because if you squish them the egg sack sprays everywhere. (I'm horrified to think that I sprayed nasty, gross, invisible cockroach eggs all over my kitchen counters.) The second item being that insecticide doesn't work on them.
Now, I googled roaches - what they look like, tips to get rid of them, favorite safewords, leather gear, etc. One site said that insecticide alone does not work, and that de-cluttering is essential.
My house is not cluttered at all (my daughter's playroom does not count because it's on a completely different plane of existance). In fact, it's pretty damn clean the majority of the time. (I have a toddler, so crumbs happen, but we sweep the majority of them up.)Save for a few decorative items, my kitchen counters are clear. I left some dishes in the sink for roughly nine hours, so I think (unless it isn't time to worry about it yet because it was only one) my next step is getting some spray or something.
-Now before you tl;dr me, I'll embolden the important bit.
I'm hoping that people with more knowledge than I on this subject will be willing to give advice and input.
I'm also looking for an insecticide that will be effective, and not be harmful to my kid.
Here's what happened:
I walked over to my kitchen sink thinking "Hey I should take care of these dishes." I hadn't washed the dishes as of yet, which is unusual as normally I do the dishes before I go to work.
Hiding along the backboard between the rear lip of the sink, and a window was a beetle-esq looking bug. Said bug was brown, and roughly a half an inch long (yes, I am an American).
Happening so quickly upon our first encounter, we had not yet predetermined a safe word, so when I went to town on it's ass with an overturned can of Nature's Promise fat free cooking spray I didn't feel the need to stop myself when it started screaming "Nooooooo!!!!!"
Needless to say said bug got powned, but the act of powning was no easy feat. I hit that sucker not once, but twice with my can of Natures Promise fat free cooking spray, and the aftereffects were absolutely deeeesgusting. White bulbous viscera spilled forth from it's loins, and I instantly thought back to a conversation that I had while in college in Washington, D.C.
Post one particular centipede encounter, I was eating popcorn in my dormroom when some girls came in. They mused that the centipede sighting was linked to cockroaches, and then proceded to tell me a great deal of lore concerning the bug.
Two things they told me have stuck with me all these years...
The first being that "roaches" are incredibly difficult to get rid of because if you squish them the egg sack sprays everywhere. (I'm horrified to think that I sprayed nasty, gross, invisible cockroach eggs all over my kitchen counters.) The second item being that insecticide doesn't work on them.
Now, I googled roaches - what they look like, tips to get rid of them, favorite safewords, leather gear, etc. One site said that insecticide alone does not work, and that de-cluttering is essential.
My house is not cluttered at all (my daughter's playroom does not count because it's on a completely different plane of existance). In fact, it's pretty damn clean the majority of the time. (I have a toddler, so crumbs happen, but we sweep the majority of them up.)Save for a few decorative items, my kitchen counters are clear. I left some dishes in the sink for roughly nine hours, so I think (unless it isn't time to worry about it yet because it was only one) my next step is getting some spray or something.
-Now before you tl;dr me, I'll embolden the important bit.
I'm hoping that people with more knowledge than I on this subject will be willing to give advice and input.
I'm also looking for an insecticide that will be effective, and not be harmful to my kid.
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