The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Kikori]

That's what we call a "pun".

 

[Evil_Geoff]

That's what we call a "pun".

And bad ones are pun-ishment.

 

[FungiUg]

That's what we call a "pun".

"Humour. I recognise that."

 

[FloggingMolly]

*pout* actually, I'd really rather you don't have kids before me. Yes, I know its childish, but I was the firstborn ffs! not my fault its taking so long

 

[the captians wench]

And bad ones are pun-ishment.

*perks*

*pout* actually, I'd really rather you don't have kids before me. Yes, I know its childish, but I was the firstborn ffs! not my fault its taking so long

I actually went through this with my brother. He's a year and 9 months younger than me. He married a woman with 2 kids already, then she got pregnat. I had been married for 6 months before they got married. He now has 2 of his own, plus his step children.

Sometimes that can be very depressing, and I'm not even married anymore. Hell I don't live on the same side of the planet as my SO. So I feel for you. *huggles*

 

[satindesire]

Maybe it's because I'm an only child, but I never understood the sibling mentality that EVERYTHING was a competition.

 

[chy_girl]

You know when your mind is having a little internal fight between: "WANT!!!" and "scared!!!!"? Yeah, that is what's going on

As for the bra ... if is anything like when I got a sunburn on my tits ... good luck!


ETA: we want pics!

The only one's up are Mistress' pics from right after it was done. If I can ever find the time today I need to take a few more pictures and put up on my profile (and maybe one or two here).

In all honesty, it wasn't too bad off the areola. Just remember not to look at the red hot pointy thing coming toward your body unless you really want the head fuck.

The pain isn't bad today. Now that I think about it, we've had breast play that left me far more sore than this. And the bra does help quite a bit.

*snip*
The heat "pops" the cell it has touched and perhaps a few surrounding cells. Doing this repeatedly in a pattern can produce an elaborate brand.

Think "pointillism" branding and you have the right idea.

The snap, crackle, pop that happens is kind of cool, too.

Cell popping. *Sigh* Want. Will never happen, though.

Why not?

hot.

*snort*
Smart ass...(which is a totally awesome personal trait, IMO)

 

[satindesire]

God Dammit My Head HURTS!

I want to go back to bed. :/

Someone come and cuddle me....*whiiiine*

 

[FloggingMolly]

Maybe it's because I'm an only child, but I never understood the sibling mentality that EVERYTHING was a competition.

I don't think it's the competition so much as a feeling of unfairness. I had to pt up with the over-controlling parents who, by the time my sisters were getting to the stages I'd been through, were much more easy-going. My struggles to break free and prove myself never benefitted me, but benefitted them. I paid my dues, took all the blame, had to be the grown up one. I should finally get to reap the rewards of being the eldest by providing the first grandchild. My family expects it, and society as a whole seems to expect it. Being the eldest sucks, so much pressure to perform.

 

[satindesire]

I don't think it's the competition so much as a feeling of unfairness. I had to pt up with the over-controlling parents who, by the time my sisters were getting to the stages I'd been through, were much more easy-going. My struggles to break free and prove myself never benefitted me, but benefitted them. I paid my dues, took all the blame, had to be the grown up one. I should finally get to reap the rewards of being the eldest by providing the first grandchild. My family expects it, and society as a whole seems to expect it. Being the eldest sucks, so much pressure to perform.

Geeze. Now I'm kind of glad I was an only child.

 

[FungiUg]

My family expects it, and society as a whole seems to expect it.

My suggestion is to claim you are thinking globally, acting locally and the planet is already over-populated. Stick to that right up to when you finally get pregnant!

 

[BiBunny]

Why not?

Stupid man doesn't like piercings or tattoos, so I doubt he'll go for cell popping or branding. Looks awesome on you, though!

 

[Keroin]

I don't think it's the competition so much as a feeling of unfairness. I had to pt up with the over-controlling parents who, by the time my sisters were getting to the stages I'd been through, were much more easy-going. My struggles to break free and prove myself never benefitted me, but benefitted them. I paid my dues, took all the blame, had to be the grown up one. I should finally get to reap the rewards of being the eldest by providing the first grandchild. My family expects it, and society as a whole seems to expect it. Being the eldest sucks, so much pressure to perform.

OK, whoa. No disrespect, but the part in bold? Really? Come on.

There are a lot of very good reasons to have children but familial and societal expectations – especially to be “the first” to have them – are not among them. Let that shit go. Honestly. Let it go. You can only hurt yourself by allowing that into your life.

I am childless by choice but I had to listen to all the “When are you having kids?” crap too. *Internal ‘ignore’ button*

You are a grown woman. Live your life.

 

[graceanne]

Dammit!

Picks up his replacement marbles and wanders off.

Fine! We didn't want you any way! *pbth*

A question...

In court, you swear on a bible that you'll tell the truth, the whole truth, blah, blah, blah. I believe that you can swear on an alternate religious text, such as the Qur'an, if yours is not a judeo-christian religion. But what if you have no religion at all?

I mean, the act is supposed to symbolize that you are making an oath on something you hold most valuable, or something to that affect, so what is the option for those without any belief system or religious affiliation?

I was just trying, this morning, to figure out what I would swear on if it were me. Personally, I wouldn't want to make an oath on a religious text.

I've always wondered this.

Not quite the same but similar....

I'm an atheist and I did jury service a few years back.

As a juror you have to swear on the bible (usually) that you'll be honest and unbiased etc etc. For those who weren't Christians, there was a choice of other religious texts to swear on or - for atheists like me - there was the option to merely "affirm" the same thing that others were swearing on religious texts.

I affirmed. I'm a stickler for stuff like that (finely-tuned hypocrisy/dishonesty radar)... I also insisted on there being no religious references in my wedding ceremony.

And now I know the answer! You learn something new every day.

 

[the captians wench]

I don't think it's the competition so much as a feeling of unfairness. I had to pt up with the over-controlling parents who, by the time my sisters were getting to the stages I'd been through, were much more easy-going. My struggles to break free and prove myself never benefitted me, but benefitted them. I paid my dues, took all the blame, had to be the grown up one. I should finally get to reap the rewards of being the eldest by providing the first grandchild. My family expects it, and society as a whole seems to expect it. Being the eldest sucks, so much pressure to perform.

Totally relate.

On top of that, my step dad had both of us kids promise him that we'd name our first boy after him. When my brother's girl turned up preggers we were both torn. He wanted a boy to carry out my step dad's wish but at the same time he hoped for a girl because it was "my right" to have the first grandson, after all I was married and the oldest. And I felt the same. Excited and depressed.

And even as the kids get older, it still flares up some times.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I'm magic! I was just wondering a few days ago what ever happened to FungiUg, and he pops right up! I am just that damn good

In *Florida,* at least, where my court transcripts all come from, the oath is generally, "Do you solemnly swear or affirm to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" Some Judges/Clerks still add "So help you God?" but I can only recall one witness ever saying they were atheist and *couldn't/wouldn't* swear to God, so the Clerk had to go back and start over... and she stumbled twice trying to say it without the "offending phrase," e.g. "Do you solemnly affirm to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Oh... hi, FU. Long time no see. Come back more often, huh?

 

[FungiUg]

Oh... hi, FU. Long time no see. Come back more often, huh?

Hey SW. Workin' on it. One of the things I promised myself is that I'd resurrect my writing ("it's alive! alive!") , and so it seems appropriate to head back here.

 

[graceanne]

I'm magic! I was just wondering a few days ago what ever happened to FungiUg, and he pops right up! I am just that damn good


Oh... hi, FU. Long time no see. Come back more often, huh?

Well, I'm wondering about seri. You do, too, so she'll show up.

 

[Keroin]

I'm magic! I was just wondering a few days ago what ever happened to FungiUg, and he pops right up! I am just that damn good

In *Florida,* at least, where my court transcripts all come from, the oath is generally, "Do you solemnly swear or affirm to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" Some Judges/Clerks still add "So help you God?" but I can only recall one witness ever saying they were atheist and *couldn't/wouldn't* swear to God, so the Clerk had to go back and start over... and she stumbled twice trying to say it without the "offending phrase," e.g. "Do you solemnly affirm to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Oh... hi, FU. Long time no see. Come back more often, huh?

HI SW!!! How you feeling??

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Hey SW. Workin' on it. One of the things I promised myself is that I'd resurrect my writing ("it's alive! alive!") , and so it seems appropriate to head back here.

Good. We need more acerbic wit around here.

Well, I'm wondering about seri. You do, too, so she'll show up.

:: Wonders where seri's been, and why she hasn't been *here.* ::

HI SW!!! How you feeling??

Much better. The back is still painful, though, and will BE painful for some time to come, just as it has for the past 35 years or so. The side effects caused by borderline excessive use of narcotic painkillers are mostly gone, though, and that's a very good thing.

 

[FungiUg]

Well, I'm wondering about seri. You do, too, so she'll show up.

From memory, didn't she migrate (sorry, migraines on the brain) to Fetlife?

 

[graceanne]

From memory, didn't she migraine to Fetlife?

Possibly. I can never keep track of who became fetlifers.

 

[FungiUg]

Possibly. I can never keep track of who became fetlifers.

I did for a bit, because there's a fair chunk of Kiwis (i.e. people from New Zealand) on there. It turns out that Kiwis are just as full of shit as people of other nationalities though, and once again I got fed up with the drama and voted with my feet. I do still have an account there, but I'm more hesitant about going back there than here.

 

[graceanne]

I did for a bit, because there's a fair chunk of Kiwis (i.e. people from New Zealand) on there. It turns out that Kiwis are just as full of shit as people of other nationalities though, and once again I got fed up with the drama and voted with my feet. I do still have an account there, but I'm more hesitant about going back there than here.

I just can't seem to fit in over there. I've tried, cause I like so many of the people over there, but it just never works.

 

[FungiUg]

I just can't seem to fit in over there. I've tried, cause I like so many of the people over there, but it just never works.

I hate the software. Yes, I know it's all custom developed and kudos to them, but... sheesh, why? There's free software available to do message boards (looks at Literotica), why create a whole new different one? Grrr.