The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[chy_girl]

A bra might help, even if it's uncomfortable.

I don't know how much boobage you have, but I doubt that too much movement would feel good either.

I've seen recommendations of a bra being a good thing after nipple piercings, so I'm applying the same principles to popping.

So long as the *right* bra is picked, it will probably help a lot. It's already feeling much better (knock on wood) . Mostly I think it was the icing that put it over the top.

LOL - and there's enough boobage that Mistress had to tape it up to do the popping. And no, it doesn't help.

 

[rida]

It was really good during... and evidently it drew quite the crowd of onlookers. And it wasn't bad after. The seat belt on the way home didn't help. And then I didn't stop to think that cold stuff (like frozen peas) causes the areola and nipple to crinkle up. It's the crinkling that causing the problem I think.

Just wish me luck on it scaring right the first time. And wearing a bra tomorrow.

You know when your mind is having a little internal fight between: "WANT!!!" and "scared!!!!"? Yeah, that is what's going on

As for the bra ... if is anything like when I got a sunburn on my tits ... good luck!


ETA: we want pics!

 

[Keroin]

A question...

In court, you swear on a bible that you'll tell the truth, the whole truth, blah, blah, blah. I believe that you can swear on an alternate religious text, such as the Qur'an, if yours is not a judeo-christian religion. But what if you have no religion at all?

I mean, the act is supposed to symbolize that you are making an oath on something you hold most valuable, or something to that affect, so what is the option for those without any belief system or religious affiliation?

I was just trying, this morning, to figure out what I would swear on if it were me. Personally, I wouldn't want to make an oath on a religious text.

 

[Cattypuss]

A question...

In court, you swear on a bible that you'll tell the truth, the whole truth, blah, blah, blah. I believe that you can swear on an alternate religious text, such as the Qur'an, if yours is not a judeo-christian religion. But what if you have no religion at all?

I mean, the act is supposed to symbolize that you are making an oath on something you hold most valuable, or something to that affect, so what is the option for those without any belief system or religious affiliation?

I was just trying, this morning, to figure out what I would swear on if it were me. Personally, I wouldn't want to make an oath on a religious text.

Not quite the same but similar....

I'm an atheist and I did jury service a few years back.

As a juror you have to swear on the bible (usually) that you'll be honest and unbiased etc etc. For those who weren't Christians, there was a choice of other religious texts to swear on or - for atheists like me - there was the option to merely "affirm" the same thing that others were swearing on religious texts.

I affirmed. I'm a stickler for stuff like that (finely-tuned hypocrisy/dishonesty radar)... I also insisted on there being no religious references in my wedding ceremony.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

A question...

In court, you swear on a bible that you'll tell the truth, the whole truth, blah, blah, blah. I believe that you can swear on an alternate religious text, such as the Qur'an, if yours is not a judeo-christian religion. But what if you have no religion at all?

I mean, the act is supposed to symbolize that you are making an oath on something you hold most valuable, or something to that affect, so what is the option for those without any belief system or religious affiliation?

I was just trying, this morning, to figure out what I would swear on if it were me. Personally, I wouldn't want to make an oath on a religious text.

I believe there is an alternate oath, that is bibleless.

I think you just promise to tell the truth, you don't swear on anything.

 

[Keroin]

Not quite the same but similar....

I'm an atheist and I did jury service a few years back.

As a juror you have to swear on the bible (usually) that you'll be honest and unbiased etc etc. For those who weren't Christians, there was a choice of other religious texts to swear on or - for atheists like me - there was the option to merely "affirm" the same thing that others were swearing on religious texts.

I affirmed. I'm a stickler for stuff like that (finely-tuned hypocrisy/dishonesty radar)... I also insisted on there being no religious references in my wedding ceremony.

I believe there is an alternate oath, that is bibleless.

I think you just promise to tell the truth, you don't swear on anything.

Cool. Thanks ladies, I did not know that. I figured there had to be an option, though.

I'm a stickler for such things too. LOL.

 

[MisterSir]

Cool. Thanks ladies, I did not know that. I figured there had to be an option, though.

I'm a stickler for such things too. LOL.

Surely yours is obvious: You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Cod, placing your hand on a box of fish fingers.

 

[Keroin]

Surely yours is obvious: You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Cod, placing your hand on a box of fish fingers.

HAR! I love it.

 

[midwestyankee]

A question...

In court, you swear on a bible that you'll tell the truth, the whole truth, blah, blah, blah. I believe that you can swear on an alternate religious text, such as the Qur'an, if yours is not a judeo-christian religion. But what if you have no religion at all?

I mean, the act is supposed to symbolize that you are making an oath on something you hold most valuable, or something to that affect, so what is the option for those without any belief system or religious affiliation?

I was just trying, this morning, to figure out what I would swear on if it were me. Personally, I wouldn't want to make an oath on a religious text.

Since one purpose of the text in this instance is to symbolize the permanence of truth, I think it would make perfect rational sense to affirm one's truthfulness by placing one's hand on a stack of baseball cards. Baseball statistics are the objective truth par excellence.

Except when the umpire fucks up royally.

 

[Netzach]

A question...

In court, you swear on a bible that you'll tell the truth, the whole truth, blah, blah, blah. I believe that you can swear on an alternate religious text, such as the Qur'an, if yours is not a judeo-christian religion. But what if you have no religion at all?

I mean, the act is supposed to symbolize that you are making an oath on something you hold most valuable, or something to that affect, so what is the option for those without any belief system or religious affiliation?

I was just trying, this morning, to figure out what I would swear on if it were me. Personally, I wouldn't want to make an oath on a religious text.

If you're Jewish it's "I affirm"

Swearing on the Torah is pretty much unthinkable, it's just not done except under the most extreme religious-based circumstances - civil and criminal courts will not have an actual Torah. Swearing on anything that contains the NT - um no. Bearing false witness is already inherently against your ethical code if ur doin it rite, so swearing to tell the truth on a copy of the OT, becomes an *unnecessary* oath, which isn't allowed any more than a lie in court.

Basically, we take our court VERY damn seriously in the first place, and don't want to put our hands on Jesus to prove it.

This has been batted back and forth and held against Jews in court in the past.

 

[Kikori]

Since one purpose of the text in this instance is to symbolize the permanence of truth, I think it would make perfect rational sense to affirm one's truthfulness by placing one's hand on a stack of baseball cards. Baseball statistics are the objective truth par excellence.

Except when the umpire fucks up royally.

Restricted due to copyrights.

However, this photo is probably the one you're trying to refer to. Umpire called him Safe and ruined the pitcher's perfect game.

 

[Keroin]

Since one purpose of the text in this instance is to symbolize the permanence of truth, I think it would make perfect rational sense to affirm one's truthfulness by placing one's hand on a stack of baseball cards. Baseball statistics are the objective truth par excellence.

Except when the umpire fucks up royally.

Hm, it says the video is no longer available because of copyright issues.

It would be interesting to find out what non-religious texts people here would choose to swear an oath on.

(But I won't start the thread because I wasted too much time here yesterday and I NEED to attend to my manuscript today)

*runs away*

 

[midwestyankee]

Restricted due to copyrights.

However, this photo is probably the one you're trying to refer to. Umpire called him Safe and ruined the pitcher's perfect game.

Yes, though the pic wasn't available either (ironic, no?).

Hm, it says the video is no longer available because of copyright issues.

It would be interesting to find out what non-religious texts people here would choose to swear an oath on.

(But I won't start the thread because I wasted too much time here yesterday and I NEED to attend to my manuscript today)

*runs away*

Being here is never a waste of time. It may be a less fruitful investment of one's time than other pursuits, but that's another fettle of kitsch altogether.

 

[Kikori]

Yes, though the pic wasn't available either (ironic, no?).

Works well when I click it...

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/1619/badcall.jpg

Does that work?

 

[midwestyankee]

Works well when I click it...

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/1619/badcall.jpg

Does that work?

Good deal. For some reason I got a "not available" message at first. Thanks for posting this pic, which clearly shows how badly the call was missed.

 

[Kikori]

I had to save it and upload through Imageshack. By "it", I meant the picture on the link I was given at first.

 

[OzoneRed]

Cell popping is cool. Cell popping on the areola if fucking awesome... while it's happening.

Now it just hurts. A lot. And icing it kind of makes me want to throw up.

Cell popping?

The only thing that comes to mind involves bubble wrap.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Cell popping?

The only thing that comes to mind involves bubble wrap.

Cell popping = Devil's Fire = the practice of heating the tip of a small, sharp, pointed object (think dissecting probe or dental pick) to the point of red/white hot, then very, VERY briefly touching (as .5 second or so, literally as quick as you can touch and remove) said hot point to the skin. The heat "pops" the cell it has touched and perhaps a few surrounding cells. Doing this repeatedly in a pattern can produce an elaborate brand.

Think "pointillism" branding and you have the right idea.

 

[MisterSir]

Cell popping = Devil's Fire = the practice of heating the tip of a small, sharp, pointed object (think dissecting probe or dental pick) to the point of red/white hot, then very, VERY briefly touching (as .5 second or so, literally as quick as you can touch and remove) said hot point to the skin. The heat "pops" the cell it has touched and perhaps a few surrounding cells. Doing this repeatedly in a pattern can produce an elaborate brand.

Think "pointillism" branding and you have the right idea.

I've heard of cell popping in passing quite a bit, but never found out what it meant. Now? Now I really really want to do it.

 

[the captians wench]

me too, I can't wait to do it

 

[FungiUg]

Since one purpose of the text in this instance is to symbolize the permanence of truth, I think it would make perfect rational sense to affirm one's truthfulness by placing one's hand on a stack of baseball cards. Baseball statistics are the objective truth par excellence.

"Baseball"? Must be some sort of weird US religion.

I recently had to sign some legal declarations and they asked me to put my hand on a bible. When I explained I wasn't a Christian, it just turned into a requirement for a signature. Shrug.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I frequently cover basic cell popping technique during my Fireplay classes.

 

[BiBunny]

Cell popping. *Sigh* Want. Will never happen, though.

 

[the captians wench]

I frequently cover basic cell popping technique during my Fireplay classes.

hot.

 

[FungiUg]

hot.

Thinks about it

Er, well, yeah? Can't see it working any other way.