Woman fired for being too hot?

[Liar]

Free plot bunny, folks.


Woman Says Citibank Fired Her Because She Was Too Hot

 

[3113]

from the article:

"It's like saying that we can't think anymore 'cause our penises are standing up—and we cannot think about you except in a sexual manner—and we can't look at you without wanting to have sexual intercourse with you. And it's up to you, gorgeous woman, to lessen your appeal so that we can focus!"

Well, that's the reasoning for Burkas. So, guys, just for the record, how well can you think (or not think) if your penises are standing up?

 

[TE999]

Free plot bunny, folks.


Woman Says Citibank Fired Her Because She Was Too Hot

Citibank won't admit it, but all the males in the office were either stepping on their tongues or hitting their woodies on their computer consoles.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well! We're finally down to the root cause of the economic collapse! How can our bankers think straight when their penises have all their attention. If we want economic recovery, we should make all hot women stay at home, or at least cover themselves in heavy drapes from head to toe. And given the stories and SRPs I've seen on lit, any woman is hot to at least one man; we'd better make all women stay covered or cloistered. They're all hot. The road to recovery is just ahead!

 

[Liar]

from the article:

Well, that's the reasoning for Burkas. So, guys, just for the record, how well can you think (or not think) if your penises are standing up?

Happy workers are effective workers. If I was a wage slave at a bank, a sight like that at work would make me complain less about the dreary paper pushing.

 

[Gaslamp_Society]

jesus, while i'll admit i've had some crazy-good-looking co-workers, i'd never thought to say unwelcome remarks about their body...unprofessional. but there are times i have lost my train of thought....

 

[Liar]

Wasn't there an Ally McBeal episode about something like this, back in the days?

 

[xssve]

She's definitely smokin', but what kind of Urkel's fire a chick because they can't stop drooling over her?

Fucking grow up.

 

[rgraham666]

Humans.

 

[Liar]

Humans.

This was Citibank. Our definition of human may vary.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

She's definitely smokin', but what kind of Urkel's fire a chick because they can't stop drooling over her?

Fucking grow up.

Uh, I work with a couple of young teachers who would give her a run for her money in hotness. Is Citibank saying that they are less civilized than a bear?

 

[Loring2]

Remarkable

... but this would never happen under the Sharia laws of Islam ? Would it?

 

[3113]

... but this would never happen under the Sharia laws of Islam ? Would it?

Alas, yes it would, because when women run around covered up, all young men think about day in and day out is what's underneath that they're not getting to see

 

[trysail]

"Pretty girls tend to become insufferable because, being pretty, their faults are too much tolerated."

-Bill James (Author of Baseball Abstract)

 

[jomar]

from the article:

Well, that's the reasoning for Burkas. So, guys, just for the record, how well can you think (or not think) if your penises are standing up?

Well, li'l darlin', I can't speak for others but I been known to get a bit woozy given the amount of blood needed to be redirected, if you know what I mean. But even if math takes longer under the circumstances I always get the job done, you know what I'm sayin'.

 

[wildehafer]

Free plot bunny, folks.


Woman Says Citibank Fired Her Because She Was Too Hot

I would give her a job as my personal lap warmer

 

[xssve]

Alas, yes it would, because when women run around covered up, all young men think about day in and day out is what's underneath that they're not getting to see

See Number 9.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

from the article:

Well, that's the reasoning for Burkas. So, guys, just for the record, how well can you think (or not think) if your penises are standing up?

For the record:

I already work with 7 women who are "hot" and who wear anything from conservative suits and blouse / skirts combinations to casual tank tops and jeans. Yes being a red blooded male, I looked. There have even been moments of stairs and paths being aligned that I have gotten a glimpse down the blouse to the lace.

But that never stops me from doing my job. And when I have to work under their desks, I explain what I have to do and ask them to move to another desk for the moment (yeah I know but I work for a school not a porn production company).

Fantasies and the rest are for lunch breaks and off hours. Work is work.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Yup. I'd do her.

Having said that, she does dress to impress. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My guess is she came to work looking like a circus poster. I've worked with women who like wild & bizarre colors and clashing prints. Or wore cocktail dresses. I've seen that, too.

 

[TxRad]

My guess is she came to work looking like a circus poster. I've worked with women who like wild & bizarre colors and clashing prints. Or wore cocktail dresses. I've seen that, too.

Says the guy in the clown suit.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Some companies have bizarre dress codes. On one occasion I wore tan & blue boat shoes with a blue shirt and tan pants, and had to go home to change my shoes. The dress code said nuthin about shoe colors.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Hot, yes. Too Hot, maybe. Being fired for it, stupid on the part of Citi. With the other law suites they have pending you would think they just might learn something. But, as the male body has two heads with only enough blood to work one at a time, I guess they were getting a little woozy with her around.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Why does everyone assume the bitch is honest about what happened?

 

[PhaonsBrother]

Why does everyone assume the bitch is honest about what happened?

Regardless, she is a fucking dime. She can always be a high-class hooker, make more money than being some Citi employee.