if i only had an alt

[neci]

if you had an alternate personality on lit say what would it look like? how would it act? would you play on the playground? would you fuck with people on the general board? would you follow people around making silly or crude comments?

 

[Kikori]

And you failed to give us your alternate personality. XD

This shall take thought.

 

[midwestyankee]

I would give life-changing advice to beginner male doms on the dangers of being seduced by overly casual female submissives. It's a terrible danger and I barely sleep at night worrying about all the poor beginner doms being sucked in by these fearless, flighty, ferocious, and fickle fellatio artists.

But I know, alas, that it would be a terribly unpopular crusade and so, to protect my good name, I would have to give myself an alt.

I think ThouShaltNotSuckMyLifeFromMeYouHarlot should do.

 

[Keroin]

I would give life-changing advice to beginner male doms on the dangers of being seduced by overly casual female submissives. It's a terrible danger and I barely sleep at night worrying about all the poor beginner doms being sucked in by these fearless, flighty, ferocious, and fickle fellatio artists.

But I know, alas, that it would be a terribly unpopular crusade and so, to protect my good name, I would have to give myself an alt.

I think ThouShaltNotSuckMyLifeFromMeYouHarlot should do.

*offers a "come hither" stare*

 

[neci]

i would love to be a conservative republican slut for a day.

either that, or i would pretend to be an insecure subbie looking for true love, just to see how long it would take...

 

[neci]

I would give life-changing advice to beginner male doms on the dangers of being seduced by overly casual female submissives. It's a terrible danger and I barely sleep at night worrying about all the poor beginner doms being sucked in by these fearless, flighty, ferocious, and fickle fellatio artists.

But I know, alas, that it would be a terribly unpopular crusade and so, to protect my good name, I would have to give myself an alt.

I think ThouShaltNotSuckMyLifeFromMeYouHarlot should do.

i should have read this before posting!

 

[MisterSir]

*offers a "come hither" stare*

Aak! Her feminine wiles are drawing me in! Save me, ThouShaltNotSuckMyLifeFromMeYouHarlot Man!

 

[TooTiredToLive]

I _am_ an alt. I try to be me. But different a little bit.

 

[Seurat]

i should have read this before posting!

~smirks~

 

[neci]

I _am_ an alt. I try to be me. But different a little bit.

i'm curious. why did you decide to post under an alt? how does it change your lit experience?

 

[satindesire]

I always wondered why people post under alts. Most of the time, from what I've seen, it's to troll other people that bother them.

If you aren't brave enough to say it under your real name where people know you, then you fail at the internets.

 

[TooTiredToLive]

i'm curious. why did you decide to post under an alt? how does it change your lit experience?

There were somne things I wnated to say that I couldn't say under my "real" screen name. It would have upset people coming from the "other" me.

I always wondered why people post under alts. Most of the time, from what I've seen, it's to troll other people that bother them.

If you aren't brave enough to say it under your real name where people know you, then you fail at the internets.

It wasn't lack bravery but trying not to hurt people I cared about.

 

[ThouShaltNotSuc]

*offers a "come hither" stare*

Let's talk, subbie woman.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Let's talk, subbie woman.

And that, from an alt, too!

Nice touch!

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I wonder if my online personality IS an alt.

Heh.

I'm much more... free and easy with my thoughts and feelings when I know that nobody knows this is me.

 

[Keroin]

Aak! Her feminine wiles are drawing me in! Save me, ThouShaltNotSuckMyLifeFromMeYouHarlot Man!

Give me your blow torch, MS. *bats eyelashes* Come on, you know you want to...

Let's talk, subbie woman.

Very well, alt person. Where should I start? Well, today I was going to have Raisin Bran for breakfast but then L said, "Let's go out for breakfast." So we did. He has this thing about eating out for breakfast. Personally, if I'm going to pay for a meal, I'd prefer it to be lunch. I mean, breakfast variety is so limited. Bacon, eggs, sausage, pancakes, toast...yawn. But I do like the hashbrowns at the restaurant we go to, so that's a plus. Anyway, we get there and the place is full...

*continues talking for next two hours*

And that, from an alt, too!

Nice touch!

Indeed.

Now we have to play "Guess that alt".

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I mean, breakfast variety is so limited. Bacon, eggs, sausage, pancakes, toast...yawn.

Blasphemy!!!

Going out for breakfast is teh awesome. For all those reasons, and real coffee!

 

[Keroin]

Blasphemy!!!

Going out for breakfast is teh awesome. For all those reasons, and real coffee!

I don't drink coffee. Blech. Tastes like dirt.

Don't you people eat Vegemite for breakfast?

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I don't drink coffee. Blech. Tastes like dirt.

Don't you people eat Vegemite for breakfast?

On regular days, yes.

Yum.

But you have to do it right, you can't plaster it on like peanut butter!

Damn. Now I have munchies. And no working toaster. Hot buttered toast with a scrape of vegie would be so good right now.

*pouts and stomps*

 

[graceanne]

I wonder if my online personality IS an alt.

Heh.

I'm much more... free and easy with my thoughts and feelings when I know that nobody knows this is me.

I hear that. Sometimes I read things grace says and I'm like 'oh! that was funny!' then I remember it's me.

If I had an alt I think I'd be a cranky old man who talks about how things where when I was a youngster, and tells everyone that they don't know what they're talking about but they'll understand when they get older.

That'd be a blast.

 

[graceanne]

You know . . . .

now I have 'if i only had an alt' to the tune of 'if i only had a brain' stuck in my head.

 

[subish2009]

You know . . . .

now I have 'if i only had an alt' to the tune of 'if i only had a brain' stuck in my head.

Oh, I've had that problem all day! Neci!

 

[neci]

I wonder if my online personality IS an alt.

Heh.

I'm much more... free and easy with my thoughts and feelings when I know that nobody knows this is me.

i'll second this.

Now we have to play "Guess that alt".

this could get fun!

You know . . . .

now I have 'if i only had an alt' to the tune of 'if i only had a brain' stuck in my head.

Oh, I've had that problem all day! Neci!

 

[ThouShaltNotSuc]

Give me your blow torch, MS. *bats eyelashes* Come on, you know you want to...



Very well, alt person. Where should I start? Well, today I was going to have Raisin Bran for breakfast but then L said, "Let's go out for breakfast." So we did. He has this thing about eating out for breakfast. Personally, if I'm going to pay for a meal, I'd prefer it to be lunch. I mean, breakfast variety is so limited. Bacon, eggs, sausage, pancakes, toast...yawn. But I do like the hashbrowns at the restaurant we go to, so that's a plus. Anyway, we get there and the place is full...

*continues talking for next two hours*



Indeed.

Now we have to play "Guess that alt".

I enjoy going out for breakfast. I also enjoy watching.

 

[Keroin]

I enjoy going out for breakfast. I also enjoy watching.

Are you bigger than a breadbox?