Good grief

[geronimo_appleby]

an excerpt from a [very lengthy] email ...

SOME TRUTHFUL INFO FOR YOU AUTHORS THAT DEPICT ENDLESS ADULTERY AND LUST BASED ACTIONS. THAT ARE NOW SENDING MILLIONS OF SOULS ON THIS GAIA WORLD TOWARD , NEXT – LIFETIME – HELLS, THEY COULD NOT IMAGINE IN THEIR WORST NIGHTMARES !!!!

if you want any more laughs, there's several dozen paragraphs more.

 

[oggbashan]

Why do these people believe that capital letters and long screeds are going to change us?

Og

PS. Whoever you are, some religious organisation will consider you doomed to eternal damnation.

If you're not Catholic - you're doomed.
If you're not a particular brand of Protestant - you're doomed.
If you're not Muslim - you're doomed.
If you are the wrong kind of Muslim - you're doomed.
If your ancestors aren't on the list held by a particular church - you're doomed.

Why should I worry? As King Og I've been dead for thousands of years but I haven't noticed "doom" yet.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Why do these people believe that capital letters and long screeds are going to change us?

Og

and the question and exclam. marks just to emphasise ....

1/3 of all divorces are now attributed to the internet and over 50% of all marriages now end in divorce. FACTS ! WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR THESE STATS YOU MORONIC, LUST DRIVEN, DIM-BULBS ?????????????? YOU ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the question and exclam. marks just to emphasise ....

1/3 of all divorces are now attributed to the internet and over 50% of all marriages now end in divorce. FACTS ! WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR THESE STATS YOU MORONIC, LUST DRIVEN, DIM-BULBS ?????????????? YOU ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait that means fewer than 17% of all divorces are Internet-related, and I expect only a fraction of those are related to Literotica.

Hooray!! More than 83% of marriages have nothing to do with us!

 

[oggbashan]

Wait that means fewer than 17% of all divorces are Internet-related, and I expect only a fraction of those are related to Literotica.

Hooray!! More than 83% of marriages have nothing to do with us!

But the fraction are because one partner found the other writing Loving Wives stories.

Og

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i quote:

Did you ever stop to think that the real adulterers [male or female] who are flushing their marriages down the drain by cheating on their loyal faithful spouses ( THAT INCLUDES WIFE SWAPPING AND SWINGING THAT IS EQUAL TO AND IS ADULTERY ON THE PART OF BOTH IN A MARRIAGE ), will pay a price, so terrible that in their worst nightmares they could not match the real consequences that will be the result of their satanic actions.

 

[Handley_Page]

i quote:

Did you ever stop to think that the real adulterers [male or female] who are flushing their marriages down the drain by cheating on their loyal faithful spouses ( THAT INCLUDES WIFE SWAPPING AND SWINGING THAT IS EQUAL TO AND IS ADULTERY ON THE PART OF BOTH IN A MARRIAGE ), will pay a price, so terrible that in their worst nightmares they could not match the real consequences that will be the result of their satanic actions.

I wonder if the writers of this purple prose have ever considered writing (Horror, comedy ?).

 

[GeorgiaYankee]

Isn't it nice to know that there are people in this world who've got their lives in such good shape that they can afford to run about telling the rest of us how to live?

Although I've got to ask, if the type of writing they're objecting to is bad for one, shat are they doing reading it? Aren't they pretty much paking down payments on their own particular room in motel hell?

 

[R. Richard]

But the fraction are because one partner found the other writing Loving Wives stories.

Og

Given the feedback from the Loving Wives category, those who write Loving Wives stories have near suicidal tendencies.

 

[3113]

Why do these people believe that capital letters and long screeds are going to change us?

They aren't? Sigh. [clicks off the caps lock...]

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Given the feedback from the Loving Wives category, those who write Loving Wives stories have near suicidal tendencies.

Learned that one the hard way. But it did have a good side effect - I ended up in the AH looking for an explanation of the vitriol in the LW category, and found some interesting threads and interesting people.