ok, on a less serious note

[butters]

when i wrote this, i didn't know they really DID use semen as 'invisible ink' from time to time! true! thankyou, QI. one of my favourite programmes

undercover agents


when I checked out his pen
it seemed out of ink
so i started to twist
screwing its barrel

he took it from me
warned me it might expel
unexpectedly spill
said he didn't want stains
on the shag pile

no, really, he said
don't shake it that way
it'll squirt up the walls
let everyone know we were spies

suck it and see
see if it will leak
invisible ink
we can write with

trust me
he said
my word is my bond

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

when i wrote this, i didn't know they really DID use semen as 'invisible ink' from time to time! true! thankyou, QI. one of my favourite programmes

undercover agents


when I checked out his pen
it seemed out of ink
so i started to twist
screwing its barrel

he took it from me
warned me it might expel
spill unexpectedly
said he didn't want stains
on the shag pile

no, really, he said
don't shake it that way
it'll squirt up the walls
let everyone know we were spies

suck it and see
see if it will leak
invisible ink
we can write with

trust me
he said
my word is my bond

Mkes me want to add - .........James Bond.

 

[butters]

Mkes me want to add - .........James Bond.

zactly, m'dear

can you do the accent?

 

[butters]

Mkes me want to add - .........James Bond.

darn it. you made me see i'd posted the wrong version. that's unexpectedly spill not tother way 'round

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

zactly, m'dear

can you do the accent?

Which one?

 

[butters]

Which one?

gotta be Sean Connery, init?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

gotta be Sean Connery, init?

I could do a Roger Moore but Connery's the quintessential, fer sure. They broke the mold after his perfomance.

 

[bronzeage]

when i wrote this, i didn't know they really DID use semen as 'invisible ink' from time to time! true! thankyou, QI. one of my favourite programmes

undercover agents


when I checked out his pen
it seemed out of ink
so i started to twist
screwing its barrel

he took it from me
warned me it might expel
unexpectedly spill
said he didn't want stains
on the shag pile

no, really, he said
don't shake it that way
it'll squirt up the walls
let everyone know we were spies

suck it and see
see if it will leak
invisible ink
we can write with

trust me
he said
my word is my bond

Secret semen messages are only written on paper towels and no matter what great idea is in a man's head, by the time his is ready to write, he can't remember a word of it.

Oh, nice poem.

 

[EroticOrogeny]

I heard of, and maybe tried, using milk and lemon juice for invisble ink.
One of those things you try a time or to, and then move on. Might have been too young then to know what semen really was.