♂♀ When was the Last Time You Had SEX ♀♂

I've had quite a few quickies lately but we had awesome sex about 2 weeks ago. We both got off many times.
 
probably last month.....
on the good side i finally masterbated for the first time myself for about...5-6 months...yep...***** sucks...
 
Saturday night. And it had been about 2-3 weeks. So I agree... about DAMN TIME!!!!!
 
*takes a ken and barbie doll out and stands them up, making them kiss she then lowers them to a town and begins grinding their little plastic negative-genitalia against each other. Meanwhile in the other hand here comes the big bad malot! Smashing the metal down onto the dolls till they break into itty-bitty unrecognizable pieces.*
 
It's been about three weeks, I think. A couple of quickies in the meantime....

The last mindblowing session was so active the bed ended up 4 feet across the room. :)
 
If I were to give the actual length of time I last had sex, this thread would come to a screeching halt and for the next week all anyone would talk about is how it is possible it's been so long for me.

With that said, it's been so long I can put Tibetan Monks to shame (or Gregorian if you prefer). For now, just call me


Official Celibate Litster​
 
Can't really remember. Got tired of being told no so haven't attempted for some time. She just isn't interested any more. C'est la vie. :rolleyes:
 
A very, very long time, but I have a date planned to fuck the shit out of a friend.
So I will be back and tell you it was May 15th.
 
My husband has been away on business for over five weeks. HOWEVER, he's coming home Friday.

:D
 
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