The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

And, it's a little chart that makes me dizzy.

I put in a patch.

and I read you an excerpt from Lil Abner

I put in a picture of Moon Beam

http://www.animationarchive.org/pics/capp106.jpg

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I read you an excerpt from Lil Abner

I put in a picture of Moon Beam

http://www.animationarchive.org/pics/capp106.jpg

and, I didn't want to have that pig roast until next week.

I put in a little piggy staying home.

 

[Austin8]

and, I didn't want to have that pig roast until next week.

I put in a little piggy staying home.

hahaha! ok!

I put in a hay fork! and a choppin' block for little piggy!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

hahaha! ok!

I put in a hay fork! and a choppin' block for little piggy!

But, he went wee, wee, wee, all the way home before you could catch him.

I put in a nice platter of veggies with an herb dip.

 

[Austin8]

But, he went wee, wee, wee, all the way home before you could catch him.

I put in a nice platter of veggies with an herb dip.

I ain't dippin' into nothin named Herb

I put in some hummus for the veggies

 

[Handley_Page]

I ain't dippin' into nothin named Herb

I put in some hummus for the veggies

and out comes a picture of Miss Jones (Stupifyin' Jones girl)
[Oh mamma ! ]

I put in a picture of a very fit Chris Evert.

 

[Austin8]

and out comes a picture of Miss Jones (Stupifyin' Jones girl)
[Oh mamma ! ]

I put in a picture of a very fit Chris Evert.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:M0GpUZBV6TvifM:http://www.amelianow.com/spring06-pierce.jpg

I take it out, but, in good faith return it to the alien machine

 

[Handley_Page]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:M0GpUZBV6TvifM:http://www.amelianow.com/spring06-pierce.jpg

I take it out, but, in good faith return it to the alien machine

and it prints out:
http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1005183&d=1272845381


I put in a a roll of Elastoplast tape.

 

[Austin8]

and it prints out:
http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1005183&d=1272845381


I put in a a roll of Elastoplast tape.

and with the heat of the compressor mtor it gets stuck to the evil snail and a whole host of other items

I put in some acetone to free the alien machines *sticky* situation

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and with the heat of the compressor mtor it gets stuck to the evil snail and a whole host of other items

I put in some acetone to free the alien machines *sticky* situation

And, it begins to whir and whiz and pop out Yankee baseball cards.

I put in a home plate.

 

[Austin8]

And, it begins to whir and whiz and pop out Yankee baseball cards.

I put in a home plate.

and a voice strangely sounding like Jeter says. " Bring Joe back will ya!"

I put in a spike injury from when Tex stepped on Manny's foot!

 

[kimbalee]

and a voice strangely sounding like Jeter says. " Bring Joe back will ya!"

I put in a spike injury from when Tex stepped on Manny's foot!

and the machine gives you a semester of free dance classes so it doesn't happen again.

I put in my yearning for someplace warm and dry...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the machine gives you a semester of free dance classes so it doesn't happen again.

I put in my yearning for someplace warm and dry...

And, I invite you to come put your feet up on my open oven door.

I put in a batch of brownies with a secret ingredient.

 

[Austin8]

And, I invite you to come put your feet up on my open oven door.

I put in a batch of brownies with a secret ingredient.

hope it aint nuts alien machine gobbles them up, hey even aliens like brownies

I put in some raw cows milk

 

[kimbalee]

hope it aint nuts alien machine gobbles them up, hey even aliens like brownies

I put in some raw cows milk

and you get a lawsuit in the blink of an eye when someone drinks it and catches cooties.

I put in a recipe for "death by chocolate"

 

[Austin8]

and you get a lawsuit in the blink of an eye when someone drinks it and catches cooties.

I put in a recipe for "death by chocolate"

and the ailen machine ponders the possibilites

I put in a big ol serving spoon

 

[kimbalee]

and the ailen machine ponders the possibilites

I put in a big ol serving spoon

and I use it to stir the pot.

I put in a copy of the Colonel's Secret Recipe...

 

[Austin8]

and I use it to stir the pot.

I put in a copy of the Colonel's Secret Recipe...

odd whose this colonel you speak of? Lynn!

I put in a gummy ass eraser

 

[kimbalee]

odd whose this colonel you speak of? Lynn!

I put in a gummy ass eraser

hmmm... I didn't know erasers were made in ass shapes. or do you erase asses with them instead?

and you get a pen with erasable ink.

I put in a button that says, "I am a big shithead" for you to wear...

 

[Austin8]

hmmm... I didn't know erasers were made in ass shapes. or do you erase asses with them instead?

and you get a pen with erasable ink.

I put in a button that says, "I am a big shithead" for you to wear...

and I love my button

I put in a button that says, "Im with shithead" for you to wear...

 

[kimbalee]

and I love my button

I put in a button that says, "Im with shithead" for you to wear...

and it matches the shirt I already have. lol

I put in a day off with nothing to do...

 

[Austin8]

and it matches the shirt I already have. lol

I put in a day off with nothing to do...

and I say holey moley

I put in a to do list

 

[kimbalee]

and I say holy moley

I put in a to do list

and I use that eraser.

I put in a trip to an amusement park...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I use that eraser.

I put in a trip to an amusement park...

and a rather regal womanly voice intones "we are quite amused."

I put Prince Albert in a can...

 

[Handley_Page]

and a rather regal womanly voice intones "we are quite amused."

I put Prince Albert in a can...

but the can does not fit in the grave.


I put in a bottle of "Dr Crane's Alien machine masher".