The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[kimbalee]

and I make sure I push A 9 for that selection

I put in bird seed for my morning doves that come here every morning

and you get a ticked off neighbor how has to wash the bird droppings off his car every morning.

I put in a new sketchbook that has been personalized with your name on it...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a ticked off neighbor how has to wash the bird droppings off his car every morning.

I put in a new sketchbook that has been personalized with your name on it...

and I draw a picture of you and me for the opening page

I put in the seezon Finale of Star Wars the Clone Wars

 

[kimbalee]

and I draw a picture of you and me for the opening page

I put in the seezon Finale of Star Wars the Clone Wars

chuckling. it's still blank, isn't it? lol

and I hit the mute button.

I put in a "MacGuyver" kit and challenge you to make something from: two rubber bands, a few cotton balls, a lighter, and some hairspray...

 

[Austin8]

chuckling. it's still blank, isn't it? lol

and I hit the mute button.

I put in a "MacGuyver" kit and challenge you to make something from: two rubber bands, a few cotton balls, a lighter, and some hairspray...

and I start singing the theme song

I put in a richard dean anderson mullet wig

 

[kimbalee]

and I start singing the theme song

I put in a richard dean anderson mullet wig

and I immediately put it on, admiring how "80s cool" I look.

I put in a a complete collection of "Stargate, SG1" DVDs staring him...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I start singing the theme song

I put in a richard dean anderson mullet wig

and, I start with a mirror and look to the sun to create a melted mess of plastic hair to cover the switch that should've set off the bomb in 3, 2, 1 second. Stop.

I put in a free ride.

 

[Zom_Dom]

and I immediately put it on, admiring how "80s cool" I look.

I put in a a complete collection of "Stargate, SG1" DVDs staring him...

and, I start with a mirror and look to the sun to create a melted mess of plastic hair to cover the switch that should've set off the bomb in 3, 2, 1 second. Stop.

I put in a free ride.

And the free ride through the stargate takes us all to an entirely new planet with an entirely new vending machine which looks... oddly enough.. exactly the same.

I put in some spray paint, crepe paper, glitter, christmas lights and even one of those funny dashboard-dancing-hula-girl things to dress it up with, as befitting a shiny new and unknown vending machine.

 

[Austin8]

And the free ride through the stargate takes us all to an entirely new planet with an entirely new vending machine which looks... oddly enough.. exactly the same.

I put in some spray paint, crepe paper, glitter, christmas lights and even one of those funny dashboard-dancing-hula-girl things to dress it up with, as befitting a shiny new and unknown vending machine.

and the new odd machine chugs and burps and wheezes and spits out a alien life form
I put in a saying from a old movie, "Something tells me Toto we're not in Texas anymore...

 

[Zom_Dom]

and the new odd machine chugs and burps and wheezes and spits out a alien life form
I put in a saying from a old movie, "Something tells me Toto we're not in Texas anymore...

And Toto retorts "I don't know Davey..."

I put in another classic line, directed towards the machine itself, "My god, it's full of stars!"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the new odd machine chugs and burps and wheezes and spits out a alien life form
I put in a saying from a old movie, "Something tells me Toto we're not in Texas anymore...

and a witch's house from eastern Kansas lands on top of you.

I put in a dog and his pet boy...

 

[Austin8]

and a witch's house from eastern Kansas lands on top of you.

I put in a dog and his pet boy...

and the boy sacrifices the dog to the strong influence the machine strangely has over him

I put in a 2" piece of 2 x 2 to jam the the drop shoot open and slowly insert my arm, trying to rescue the boys dog

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the boy sacrifices the dog to the strong influence the machine strangely has over him

I put in a 2" piece of 2 x 2 to jam the the drop shoot open and slowly insert my arm, trying to rescue the boys dog

and find the machine is an actual 2 inch cube, rendering your nominal lumber useless.

I put in a cross-cut saw...

 

[Zom_Dom]

and the boy sacrifices the dog to the strong influence the machine strangely has over him

I put in a 2" piece of 2 x 2 to jam the the drop shoot open and slowly insert my arm, trying to rescue the boys dog

And the machine growls menacingly at you, though the dog reappears intact.

I put in a ham to sate the hungry mechanical beast.

 

[Austin8]

And the machine growls menacingly at you, though the dog reappears intact.

I put in a ham to sate the hungry mechanical beast.

and a creepy voice is heard...
"here is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone."

I put in a Fifth Dimensions CD

 

[Zom_Dom]

and a creepy voice is heard...
"here is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone."

I put in a Fifth Dimensions CD

Oh my god! The machine ate Rod Serling!!

And the music begins to soothe the savage beast that is the alien vending machine.

I put in a tesseract.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Oh my god! The machine ate Rod Serling!!

And the music begins to soothe the savage beast that is the alien vending machine.

I put in a tesseract.

and, one has to wonder how many more dimensions there will be to come in the future.

I put in a sixth sense.

 

[Zom_Dom]

and, one has to wonder how many more dimensions there will be to come in the future.

I put in a sixth sense.

And the vending machine suddenly becomes ESPecially aware of all the strange things it's ingested today.

I put in the eighth color at the edge of the rainbow, Octarine.

 

[Handley_Page]

And the vending machine suddenly becomes ESPecially aware of all the strange things it's ingested today.

I put in the eighth colour at the edge of the rainbow, Octarine.

and suddenly the world looks different somehow;. "Flatter" maybe.

I put in the lights of Cora Celeste

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and suddenly the world looks different somehow;. "Flatter" maybe.

I put in the lights of Cora Celeste

and, in the spring she pops from the earth disguised as corabelle.

I put in a baby's breath.

 

[Austin8]

and, in the spring she pops from the earth disguised as corabelle.

I put in a baby's breath.

Blech, and it smells of baby burps and stale formula

I but in a dog's breath

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Blech, and it smells of baby burps and stale formula

I but in a dog's breath

and, he breaths heavy into my ear and you get a dog wood.

I put in a lamb's ear.

 

[kimbalee]

and, he breaths heavy into my ear and you get a dog wood.

I put in a lamb's ear.

and the poor thing marches over and takes back his ear.

I put in some purple nail polish...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the poor thing marches over and takes back his ear.

I put in some purple nail polish...

and the carpenter admires the shine on his new purple ten-penny nails.

I put in a 3-inch #10 Robertson screw...

 

[Austin8]

and the carpenter admires the shine on his new purple ten-penny nails.

I put in a 3-inch #10 Robertson screw...

and I worked for a guy named Robertson and I got screwed!

I put in a signed picture of Arnold Ziffel

http://www.arnoldziffel.com/arnold2008.jpg

 

[kimbalee]

and I worked for a guy named Robertson and I got screwed!

I put in a signed picture of Arnold Ziffel

http://www.arnoldziffel.com/arnold2008.jpg

man, did it have to be signed with pig poop?



and you get a room deodorizer for your troubles.

I put in some diamonds from New York, Dah-link...