The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

no prob bad link anyways

and you get a jug of acetone

I put in some speakers

and, you get a room full of sleeping people as the politicians go on and on and on and on.

I put in a key to the bathroom

 

[Austin8]

and, you get a room full of sleeping people as the politicians go on and on and on and on.

I put in a key to the bathroom

my batroom door doesnt have a lock

I put in an outdoor potty

 

[kimbalee]

my batroom door doesnt have a lock

I put in an outdoor potty

and you get a kick in the ass, followed by an "I told you INDOOR PLUMBING, DAMMIT!"

I put in an out of order sign...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a kick in the ass, followed by an "I told you INDOOR PLUMBING, DAMMIT!"

I put in an out of order sign...

hahaha! and we all know out door potty can never go *OUT OF ORDER*

I put in some earth freindly toilet paper!

 

[kimbalee]

hahaha! and we all know out door potty can never go *OUT OF ORDER*

I put in some earth freindly toilet paper!

and you get a stack of leaves and a bucket of water, and a view of me stomping down the trail on the road to the 7-11.

I put in a vow to plan the next damn vacation myself!

 

[Austin8]

and you get a stack of leaves and a bucket of water, and a view of me stomping down the trail on the road to the 7-11.

I put in a vow to plan the next damn vacation myself!

vacation? this was at our home!

I put in a crank generator so you can watch your weather shows

 

[Zom_Dom]

and you get a stack of leaves and a bucket of water, and a view of me stomping down the trail on the road to the 7-11.

I put in a vow to plan the next damn vacation myself!

And you get a rousing chorus of "AYE!"s from the rest of the vend crew.

I put in a few hopes for some place warm and sunny with working plumbing...

 

[kimbalee]

vacation? this was at our home!

I put in a crank generator so you can watch your weather shows

you really want your ass kicked, doncha?

And you get a rousing chorus of "AYE!"s from the rest of the vend crew.

I put in a few hopes for some place warm and sunny with working plumbing...

and the selection exceeds your hopes.

I put in a kick in the pants for a certain Texan...

 

[Austin8]

you really want your ass kicked, doncha?

sweet talker!



and the selection exceeds your hopes.

I put in a kick in the pants for a certain Texan...

glad I wear baggy jeans

I put in a soft pillow

 

[kimbalee]

glad I wear baggy jeans

I put in a soft pillow

and the machine sneezes... it's allergic to goose down.

I put in slug repellent...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

glad I wear baggy jeans

I put in a soft pillow

and you find it quite a comfort as you spend a week in the doghouse.

I put in a week at the Tahaa Lagoon Resort...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you find it quite a comfort as you spend a week in the doghouse.

I put in a week at the Tahaa Lagoon Resort...

And, you find it to be the best place on earth to get something rubbed.

I put in a 16 oz. porterhouse steak from Peter Luger's.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, you find it to be the best place on earth to get something rubbed.

I put in a 16 oz. porterhouse steak from Peter Luger's.

And, when accompanied by fries, tomatoes and Onion rings, it goes down a treat.

I put in the empty plate

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And, when accompanied by fries, tomatoes and Onion rings, it goes down a treat.

I put in the empty plate

and, I fill it with your favorite dessert.

I put in a dollop of whipped cream to place in your favorite spot.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I fill it with your favorite dessert.

I put in a dollop of whipped cream to place in your favorite spot.

Mamma, I'm in paradise. Raspberries & real cream.


I'll let you lick off the cream. . . . . .

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Mamma, I'm in paradise. Raspberries & real cream.


I'll let you lick off the cream. . . . . .

And, I let you know that I'm one of those people who can roll their tongue.

I put in a complimentary tour of the raspberry patch.

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

and, the bouncer at the door double checks your age on your driver's license.

I put in red rubber stamp for your right hand.

Freddy!! My little fat fuck from Boston!! Are you ca-ross dressing now? Taking lessons from your twattish friend scouries/sarahhh/poohbah? I'm quite distressed, Freddy that you've continued your female persona for so long? Well, maybe not, I guess a man of your advanced years, and erectile dysfunction. But, a cross your heart bra, Freddy? At least go for a Vic Secret one. Toodles, you little fat freak, you!

 

[Handley_Page]

And, I let you know that I'm one of those people who can roll their tongue.

I put in a complimentary tour of the raspberry patch.

Oh Lord; heaven's a waistin' . . . . .
Cm;;ere.

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

One for Freddy or Fredrika or what ever he/she calls her/himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRopmfinsWk

 

[Austin8]

One for Freddy or Fredrika or what ever he/she calls her/himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRopmfinsWk

hey smart ass take your bad mouthing somewhere else!

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

hey smart ass take your bad mouthing somewhere else!

no problem, but before you get all hot and bothered over yoursSINserely, you should know that yoursSINserly is the alt for bostonfictionwriter.

 

[Austin8]

no problem, but before you get all hot and bothered over yoursSINserely, you should know that yoursSINserly is the alt for bostonfictionwriter.

you people make me fucking choke, making accusations that you *think* are true, we play a game on this thread, i dont really care who plays, if it's BFW fine, If it's Jim fine, sarahhh fine, hell if you wanna play too smart ass that's fine, you people gotta fucking loosen up man, life's to short to get all worked up over some petty shit like this.

 

[Austin8]

And, I let you know that I'm one of those people who can roll their tongue.

I put in a complimentary tour of the raspberry patch.

* Back to our regularly scheduled game*

and you get a cabbage patch kidz

I put in a whole bunch of oink haired prom queens

 

[kimbalee]

* Back to our regularly scheduled game*

and you get a cabbage patch kidz

I put in a whole bunch of oink haired prom queens

(slaps forehead)

and you get a pink dress instead of a white one when the hair dye runs in the rain.

I put in a dove chocolate bar...

 

[Austin8]

(slaps forehead)

and you get a pink dress instead of a white one when the hair dye runs in the rain.

I put in a dove chocolate bar...

and I make sure I push A 9 for that selection

I put in bird seed for my morning doves that come here every morning