SeanH denies having alts, but...

[Sean]

All I'm saying is: when you take a crazy little person, and immediately subject them to high altitude, you get... threads like this.

I'll have to work out the pressure differential between three feet above sea level and five.

 

[Batch]

*intense chuckles*

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'll have to work out the pressure differential between three feet above sea level and five.

Small people have a different metabolism.

If they climb a footstool too quickly, they can become disoriented and fall.

 

[Sean]

Small people have a different metabolism.

If they climb a footstool too quickly, they can become disoriented and fall.

Perhaps some kind of tiny parachute could be devised. Maybe a handkerchief and four bits of string. Or perhaps breathing apparatus made from a blown egg and a straw.

 

[Batch]

Perhaps his head is disproportionally larger than his little body and thus his center of gravity is skewed also?

 

[Sean]

Perhaps his head is disproportionally larger than his little body and thus his center of gravity is skewed also?

Stewie Griffin syndrome? Hmm. Maybe lead weights in his elevator shoes to compensate?

 

[Byron In Exile]

*intense chuckles*

Okay, well... I just hope you're laughing at the fact he's insane, and not because of his stature problem.

 

[Batch]

Stewie Griffin syndrome? Hmm. Maybe lead weights in his elevator shoes to compensate?

Oh no, nothing that extreme. Though perhaps a lead helmet?

*smiles gently*

 

[Batch]

Okay, well... I just hope you're laughing at the fact he's insane, and not because of his stature problem.

Oh dearling. I would never laugh at the unfortunate. That would be quite cruel.

I was laughing at the hi jinxes you boys are up to...

*nodding emphatically*

You believe that, right?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Perhaps some kind of tiny parachute could be devised. Maybe a handkerchief and four bits of string. Or perhaps breathing apparatus made from a blown egg and a straw.

Those are fairly good ideas, but a bit risky.

The safe thing would be for him to take up an oxygen tank and mask.

However, being nuts, he probably would suspect he was being secretly poisoned and refuse to use them.

 

[Batch]

Those are fairly good ideas, but a bit risky.

The safe thing would be for him to take up an oxygen tank and mask.

However, being nuts, he probably would suspect he was being secretly poisoned and refuse to use them.

*tea spew*

Oh my!

He is a bit beyond paranoid and daft.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Oh dearling. I would never laugh at the unfortunate. That would be quite cruel.

I was laughing at the hi jinxes you boys are up to...

*nodding emphatically*

You believe that, right?

(Of course... we're being borderline, here...)

 

[Sean]

Oh dearling. I would never laugh at the unfortunate. That would be quite cruel.

I was laughing at the hi jinxes you boys are up to...

*nodding emphatically*

You believe that, right?

I don't believe a word of it. It's well known that you're me and I'm renowned as an evil bastard.

 

[Batch]

(Of course... we're being borderline, here...)

Dancing on the razor's edge, just about...

I don't believe a word of it. It's well known that you're me and I'm renowned as an evil bastard.

Aye, and you both are making the winding of this ball of baby yarn quite difficult.

With the horrid amount of laughing I am indulging in at the moment.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I don't believe a word of it. It's well known that you're me and I'm renowned as an evil bastard.

You're her, but she's me, and I'm an evil bastard.

So you're just... a reflection of a reflection of an evil bastard.

 

[Sean]

You're her, but she's me, and I'm an evil bastard.

So you're just... a reflection of a reflection of an evil bastard.

Hmm. Mirror or prism?

 

[Batch]

You're her, but she's me, and I'm an evil bastard.

So you're just... a reflection of a reflection of an evil bastard.

Oy! Keep that up and I'll have to slip some whiskey into my tea in order to keep up with the general insanity.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

SeanH said in a recent post he tried to meet me in this area.

There's only ever been one person, ever, who did that, aside from BatShitKrazy...

 

[Sean]

SeanH said in a recent post he tried to meet me in this area.

There's only ever been one person, ever, who did that, aside from BatShitKrazy...

I said I might be in CA a few years back and asked if you wanted to meet for a beer. You said you didn't drink but you had Starbucks where you were. I said there were Starbucks fucking everywhere. Ring any bells, munchkin?

 

[torchthebitch]

He stood on a stool. And, in the rare air of that unfamiliar altitude, he had a vision.

Three legged or faecal?

 

[bronzeage]

SeanH said in a recent post he tried to meet me in this area.

There's only ever been one person, ever, who did that, aside from BatShitKrazy...

How did you decide he was DC and not batshitkrazy?

 

[Tyrone Biggs]

Plenty of SeanH's alts have already been exposed.

 

[Batch]

Plenty of SeanH's alts have already been exposed.

You really should take your meds.

Like the doctors said.

 

[Left_Nut]

Plenty of SeanH's alts have already been exposed.

Some are fun but most go on ignore.

 

[Devil'sChild]

SeanH said in a recent post he tried to meet me in this area.

There's only ever been one person, ever, who did that, aside from BatShitKrazy...

Still not talking directly to me? Makes a guy feel like he is being ignored. I am still waiting for you to let me know of a time and a place. I'm free today and tomorrow during the day. Just let me know.