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[Primalex]

I'm looking for an educated upper class submissive. US or Europe is both fine, I'll need one on both continents. Fear of flying is a no-go.

Some hints when you might fit:

- You know what to wear when I mention a formal dress code, without looking it up right now in Wikipedia.

- You are aware of the thin line between sexy and slutty and you don't cross it on your own.

- You don't mind shopping for evening gowns on my expenses and you are back in the cab within fifteen minutes.

- You don't get lost on airports.

- You are able to swallow completely, I can't have stains on my dress pants.

- Being used as sex toy in the wine cellar, when the party bores me, appeals to you. (In other words: non-consensual semi-public play)

- You are physically attractive. You don't have to compete with photoshop beauties - but it wouldn't hurt either. If you need plus size clothing, you automatically disqualify.

- Flight attendants get a bonus point.

 

[TieMeandTeaseMe]

Did you just finish watching the movie "Pretty Woman"?

 

[Raisa_Greywood]

Errr. Why would you need two if you're planning on flying them about?

The back in the cab in 15 minutes got me... Obviously has no clue how long it takes to fit couture. Though I suppose off the rack is easier...

And why on earth would I get in a cab in a $2,000 or up dress in the first place? A limousine would be necessary.

 

[subsarah1989]

I'm looking for an educated upper class submissive. US or Europe is both fine, I'll need one on both continents. Fear of flying is a no-go.

Some hints when you might fit:

- You know what to wear when I mention a formal dress code, without looking it up right now in Wikipedia.
Michelle Pfeiffer (any movie)

- You are aware of the thin line between sexy and slutty and you don't cross it on your own.
Sharon Stone

- You don't mind shopping for evening gowns on my expenses and you are back in the cab within fifteen minutes.
Catherine Zeta Jones (entrapment)

- You don't get lost on airports.
Catherine Zeta Jones (terminal)

- You are able to swallow completely, I can't have stains on my dress pants.
check
- Being used as sex toy in the wine cellar, when the party bores me, appeals to you. (In other words: non-consensual semi-public play)
NC is BS
- You are physically attractive. You don't have to compete with photoshop beauties - but it wouldn't hurt either. If you need plus size clothing, you automatically disqualify.
so they say

- Flight attendants get a bonus point.

disqualified, but who cares...NC is BS

 

[newtoplease]

I'm looking for an educated upper class submissive. Located in theUS or Europe is both fine, I'll need one on both continents. Fear of flying is a no-go (no).

Some hints when you might fitfit what? fit what I require? Fit the dress? Fit my fantasy?:

- You know what to wear when I mention a formal dress code, without looking it up right now in Wikipedia.

- You are aware of the thin line between sexy and slutty and you don't cross it on your own.

- You don't mind shopping for evening gowns on (at) my expense(no s)s and you are back in the cab within fifteen minutes.

- You don't get lost on (in or at) unless you fly in and walk on the roof? airports.

- You are able to swallow completely;,well yes I'm sure most women can swallow food completely without needing a bib or to wipe it on your dress pants... oh you mean your cock I can't have stains on my dress pants.

- Being used as sex toy in the wine cellar, when the party bores me, appeals to you. (In other words: non-consensual semi-public play)

- You are physically attractive. You don't have to compete with photoshop beauties - but it wouldn't hurt either. If you need plus size clothing, you areautomatically disqualify(-ied).

- Flight attendants get a bonus point.

I'm disqualified but i like nit picking damn english teacher
post got my attention though

 

[Primalex]

Errr. Why would you need two if you're planning on flying them about?

The flying is for interstate flights of course, not for transatlantic.

 

[Primalex]

I'm disqualified but I like nit-picking. Damned English teacher!
Post got my attention though.

Yeah, life is tough.

I don't agree with the last correction though. It's not a shortened relative clause, so no past participle required.

Should I be wrong, I'll just quote the master himself, who has trouble with them, too:
"Now, Hamlet, hear. ’Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard, a serpent stung me."

Nobody can expect that I'm a better writer than Mr. Shakespeare himself, right?

 

[Primalex]

Did you just finish watching the movie "Pretty Woman"?

No, then I would have made a thread:"I want to fall in love with my Master".

 

[androgEros]

No, then I would have made a thread:"I want to fall in love with my Master".

God, you are arrogant. You obviously don't want to fall in love with your master. You want to be someone else' master because, I infer, nobody loves you. Now, let's analyze why that could be.

I'm looking for an educated upper class submissive. US or Europe is both fine, I'll need one on both continents. Fear of flying is a no-go.

Some hints when you might fit:

- You know what to wear when I mention a formal dress code, without looking it up right now in Wikipedia.

You are an imbecile for assuming that a couture, educated woman would want to be lowered to the level of catering to a controlling, pompous loser like yourself.

- You are aware of the thin line between sexy and slutty and you don't cross it on your own.

Your whole ad is to hire a paid whore. What do you expect to find?

- You don't mind shopping for evening gowns on my expenses and you are back in the cab within fifteen minutes.

You are an idiot. Real life isn't Moulin Rouge, and women don't change from simpering flowers, to smoldering temptresses in fifteen minutes.

- You don't get lost on airports.

Let me guess on this one, I'm sure I've got it. You need a woman to hold your hand so you don't get lost, because you cannot even write a grammatically correct sentence. Therefore, you fear you cannot navigate airport signs on your own.

- You are able to swallow completely, I can't have stains on my dress pants.

- Being used as sex toy in the wine cellar, when the party bores me, appeals to you. (In other words: non-consensual semi-public play)

How can it be “non-consensual” if it appeals to someone?

- You are physically attractive. You don't have to compete with photoshop beauties - but it wouldn't hurt either. If you need plus size clothing, you automatically disqualify.

If you need plus size clothing, you make up the majority of women, since the average dress size is 12. Come back up, out of the rabbit hole already.

- Flight attendants get a bonus point.

One can only assume, by what an obvious joke you are, that this prerequisite is because you are cheap and want a discount on airfare.

It is abundantly clear that every lister that has replied to this thread thinks you are a joke. But, I'm sure you're too narcissistic to be able to see that you're being laughed at; typical psychopath.

 

[dave's thing]

(thinks to self) yep knew this thread was going be worth subscribing to

 

[Primalex]

God, you are arrogant. You obviously don't want to fall in love with your master. You want to be someone else' master because, I infer, nobody loves you. Now, let's analyze why that could be.

Yes, you are right. Nobody loves me. I live a sad and depressing life.

Your whole ad is to hire a paid whore. What do you expect to find?

One that knows how to dress properly.

You are an idiot. Real life isn't Moulin Rouge, and women don't change from simpering flowers, to smoldering temptresses in fifteen minutes.

Now that you mention this - 15 minutes just for the dress is too much. If they manage it in the same time with make-up, I need to be less patient.

You need a woman to hold your hand so you don't get lost, because you cannot even write a grammatically correct sentence.

Well, I'm proud of the fact that I can't write grammatically correct sentences in any language I speak.

How can it be “non-consensual” if it appeals to someone?

Well, if you would be a regular in the BDSM community here, instead of just a one-shot annotator on a few BDSM-related postings, there might have been the chance that you could have figured out that the consent regarding public play is the consent of the audience, not of the submissive. Consensual public play is where the audience consented to seeing the action (club, party etc.). What you read is public consensual play, where the play is consensual..and nothing said about the audience. Maybe you should spend more time with us, then you might learn these fine differences.

If you need plus size clothing, you make up the majority of women, since the average dress size is 12.

And? Exactly why should I go for the majority of women?

One can only assume, by what an obvious joke you are, that this prerequisite is because you are cheap and want a discount on airfare.

No, I'm working on this one: http://thehoff.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/catch-me-if-you-can.jpg

It is abundantly clear that every lister that has replied to this thread thinks you are a joke. But, I'm sure you're too narcissistic to be able to see that you're being laughed at; typical psychopath.

You didn't notice my AV, hu? I'm the Comedian, I don't mind being laughed at - I know who will have the last laugh.

 

[leontomax]

Aw, c'mon you guys!

Don't stop now. This was a very nice little fight. Keep it up. I'll make some popcorn and wait until you start up again....

 

[MadisonL]

Don't stop now. This was a very nice little fight. Keep it up. I'll make some popcorn and wait until you start up again....

If you'll share your popcorn.......I'll get sodas and some candy.

 

[bugzapper]

Errorr

 

[bugzapper]

error

 

[TieMeandTeaseMe]

No, then I would have made a thread:"I want to fall in love with my Master".

I couldn't understand why you dropped by my thread to harass me, now I remember my funny joke on yours!
Clearly you missed my joke P so I'll explain. Pretty Woman wasn't about domination. Yes Richard G and Julia R fell in love but she was a prostitute. A prostitute is what YOU are looking for P. I am looking for an Alpha male to have a relationship with, long-term, which would denote love. Julia was a doormat. I am not. YOU want a doormat.
So again, you want some reincarnation of Pretty Woman without the romance.

Except you forgot to mention that you wanted her to be mute.

 

[Primalex]

I couldn't understand why you dropped by my thread to harass me

I had the courtesy to discuss with you in your thread. I would say you have the urge to harass me here in my thread.

Julia was a doormat. I am not. YOU want a doormat.

Interesting. Would you mind to tell me which of these traits defines a doormat:

- educated
- independent
- attractive
- daring
- devoted
- determined

 

[TieMeandTeaseMe]

I had the courtesy to discuss with you in your thread. I would say you have the urge to harass me here in my thread.



Interesting. Would you mind to tell me which of these traits defines a doormat:

- educated
- independent
- attractive
- daring
- devoted
- determined

Lets call this argument an impasse, and say we are now just harassing each other....

Your ad stated the following (which is clearly doormat material):
you don't cross it on your own (shows lack of independence and education)
You are able to swallow completely, I can't have stains on my dress pants (I'll give you devotion and determination on this one)
Being used as sex toy (no independence here, this is total submission)
non-consensual semi-public play (again total submission)

Ironically, your list above describes me. I find that very funny P, seems you want someone just like ME! Aww admit it P, you love smart ass women you have to work for, who wants easy bake oven? I mean really? LMAO This really has turned into sooooo much fun!

 

[BiBunny]

Lets call this argument an impasse, and say we are now just harassing each other....

Your ad stated the following (which is clearly doormat material):
you don't cross it on your own (shows lack of independence and education)
You are able to swallow completely, I can't have stains on my dress pants (I'll give you devotion and determination on this one)
Being used as sex toy (no independence here, this is total submission)
non-consensual semi-public play (again total submission)

Ironically, your list above describes me. I find that very funny P, seems you want someone just like ME! Aww admit it P, you love smart ass women you have to work for, who wants easy bake oven? I mean really? LMAO This really has turned into sooooo much fun!

"Independent" and "total submission" are mutually exclusive of one another at all times? Really?

 

[TheRapeTree]

If more men would just give in and fuck a tree, we wouldn't have these kinds of problems.

 

[Primalex]

Lets call this argument an impasse, and say we are now just harassing each other....

I can live with that.

Your ad stated the following (which is clearly doormat material):
you don't cross it on your own (shows lack of independence and education)
You are able to swallow completely, I can't have stains on my dress pants (I'll give you devotion and determination on this one)
Being used as sex toy (no independence here, this is total submission)
non-consensual semi-public play (again total submission)

It's all in the point of view, sweetie:

- formal dress code -> educated
- thin line between sexy and slutty -> educated
- not cross it on your own -> educated, devoted
- back in the cab within fifteen minutes -> determined, independent
- don't get lost in airports -> independent
- able to swallow completely -> devoted, determined
- being used as sex toy in the wine cellar -> daring, devoted
- physically attractive -> attractive (surprise)
- flight attendant -> independent, attractive

There you go.

 

[Primalex]

If more men would just give in and fuck a tree, we wouldn't have these kinds of problems.

You don't happen to be an actor by chance? I think I've seen one of your movies.

 

[TieMeandTeaseMe]

Your friends are so interesting P hehe
I like your spin. Its creative, as was mine....

 

[Primalex]

I think the tree scared the people.

 

[Raisa_Greywood]

If more men would just give in and fuck a tree, we wouldn't have these kinds of problems.

But what about the splinters Tree? Or is that part of the fun?

Bella