I'm A Willing Editor But You May Not Like Me

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I acknowledge receipt of your story.

I provide email updates every few days as to my progress so the writer knows if the story is in line or how far I have edited.

I provide preliminary feedback as to my general impression.

And I ask that writers confirm receipt when I return the edited story.

I'm just a demanding ass. Maybe to be avoided. Your choice.

So you may be wondering why you might not like me. This is because I am an unconventional editor. I don't accept stories for editing and go silent for weeks, as other writers have experienced. No, there are no hidden charges. I adore Lit and am doing my best to return this website to its former glory. This may be a failed effort, but not due to my lack of effort.
 
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Just signed on to edit a 102,000 word opus. May be busy for a few days, weeks, whatever. Also have to multi-task a few shorter stories in there as well.

Busy for a bit.

Ask and ye shall receive, lol.
 
I acknowledge receipt of your story.

I provide email updates every few days as to my progress so the writer knows if the story is in line or how far I have edited.

I provide preliminary feedback as to my general impression.

And I ask that writers confirm receipt when I return the edited story.

I'm just a demanding ass. Maybe to be avoided. Your choice.

So you may be wondering why you might not like me. This is because I am an unconventional editor. I don't accept stories for editing and go silent for weeks, as other writers have experienced. No, there are no hidden charges. I adore Lit and am doing my best to return this website to its former glory. This may be a failed effort, but not due to my lack of effort.

But I like you, and every editor who have edited my writing. Now you'll be my first choice. So be ready to accept my garbages!
 
But I like you, and every editor who have edited my writing. Now you'll be my first choice. So be ready to accept my garbages!

I'm feeling all choked up. You make it difficult to restrain my emotion... kidding, of course. Yes, I have received, edited, and returned your rather curious story. I have to admit I have never before witnessed a similar storyline. For creativity I give you high marks. For all else, well...
 
I need an editor, my story is barely 2 MS pages long so i'm not sure if it would be worth your time...
 
PM me, short is good, I can fit it in between others.

The UltimateSwitch has been turned ON!

Okay, just joking, but I did the edit. Good story, easy edit, would recommend others to look at this. Nice writing, a hint of incest but not quite going there.

Just my review.
 
I acknowledge receipt of your story.

I provide email updates every few days as to my progress so the writer knows if the story is in line or how far I have edited.

I provide preliminary feedback as to my general impression.

And I ask that writers confirm receipt when I return the edited story.

I'm just a demanding ass. Maybe to be avoided. Your choice.

So you may be wondering why you might not like me. This is because I am an unconventional editor. I don't accept stories for editing and go silent for weeks, as other writers have experienced. No, there are no hidden charges. I adore Lit and am doing my best to return this website to its former glory. This may be a failed effort, but not due to my lack of effort.

You make me laugh. Such advertisement. AN ass that demands, well, my ass demands things sometimes. :devil:

Seems you are getting some business. Bout ready for another? Can ya handle lez romance? Oh yes, you can--Been there done that. Be sending the future Pulitzer up tomorrow. Overwriting and too many metaphors a guarantee.

Longer than the last one my sweet ass.:rose:
 
The UltimateSwitch has been turned ON!

Okay, just joking, but I did the edit. Good story, easy edit, would recommend others to look at this. Nice writing, a hint of incest but not quite going there.

Just my review.

I've read her before, yes, she is good.
 
Asylum would love to hear more about that story you are editing. If its erotic ftw.
 
But I like you, and every editor who have edited my writing. Now you'll be my first choice. So be ready to accept my garbages!

The good Lord blesses each and every one of us in different ways, and in these ways we affect other lives. I am ready.
 
The opus you were talking about.

The opus I am talking about is my own. Nearly 180 Word pages, 12 point, with paragraphing. Another website wants to make it available as an e-book but I first wanted to edit another time and update, as this has taken place - the writing - over a range of multiple years.

To this point this is my opus, but maybe not my last. We shall see.

This is the Castle Keep series, now in one complete novel.
 
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