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Jack Dawkins
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- Jul 9, 2002
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You know that game women will play, where they run away and you have to run after them?
That is my most favorite game in the whole world.
Everything about my behavior tonight screamed "I refuse to acknowledge your feminine side."
My sweatpants were stained. Porn graced the widescreen. Farts were frequent.
Enough was enough. Sexy outfit. Too much lipstick. Out the door. Phone is dead, just so I know.
The average frustrated chump would be out the door before she could hit the elevator button, begging, pleading..... maybe crying even?
I stand up slowly. I shower with a smirk. My shirt is freshly dry-cleaned, my jeans are stylish but comfortable.
She is at a bar, around the corner, one of them. She is surrounded by guys who want to fuck her and she is letting them believe it might happen. Women are sneering at her with jealousy but the more pathetic they get the friendlier she is. She is the shining star, ruler of her domain.
Until I arrive. I'll ignore her, but she's already expecting that. The key will be to break into her group. Steal the limelight. Force her to engage me.
If she acknowledges my victory, we'll be going home as a couple tonight.
If she pretends not to know who I am, we'll have a one night stand.
Either way I'm good.
Peace out everybody.
That is my most favorite game in the whole world.
Everything about my behavior tonight screamed "I refuse to acknowledge your feminine side."
My sweatpants were stained. Porn graced the widescreen. Farts were frequent.
Enough was enough. Sexy outfit. Too much lipstick. Out the door. Phone is dead, just so I know.
The average frustrated chump would be out the door before she could hit the elevator button, begging, pleading..... maybe crying even?
I stand up slowly. I shower with a smirk. My shirt is freshly dry-cleaned, my jeans are stylish but comfortable.
She is at a bar, around the corner, one of them. She is surrounded by guys who want to fuck her and she is letting them believe it might happen. Women are sneering at her with jealousy but the more pathetic they get the friendlier she is. She is the shining star, ruler of her domain.
Until I arrive. I'll ignore her, but she's already expecting that. The key will be to break into her group. Steal the limelight. Force her to engage me.
If she acknowledges my victory, we'll be going home as a couple tonight.
If she pretends not to know who I am, we'll have a one night stand.
Either way I'm good.
Peace out everybody.