Caught Masturbating?

I was in the house on my own and had web cam on and was on a livecamsite (camvoice) chating whilst stroking my cock. I was getting lots of encouagement from other webcam users when my wife came home and walked in. There i was stark naked dick in hand and chating online.

boy did i have some explaining

Same thing happened to me a few years ago. My wife went ballistic, smashed my web cam to the floor and then stomped on it, through my laptop against the wall and smashed it, then snatched it up and left the house. When she came home again she had a stack of papers that were a sampling of some of my emails, IMs and browsing from my hard drive, as well as a stack of CDs were she had had my hard drive down loaded. Then she threatened to show them to my family and friends if I was ever caught again and to use them as evidence if I ever decided to file for a divorce.
 
Scary, sailor. I fear the day I get caught. Hopefully never. I'd have to admit I am confused or something so he wouldn't feel so bad. When you're unemployed (six months now...) it's hard to stay focused sometimes.
 
i've been caught multiple times. jerking off and having sex with both men and women. The first time I was caught jerking off I was in my childhood room watch porn and a friend was knocking on my front door. I could not hear him so he went to the window. He knocked on it. I was embarased, I still don't know how long he was there whatching.
 
First Married...

Early 20's, when we were first married I had left the house for a practice session that I found out later was canceled. So I headed back home.

It was a short walk back. Came up to the house from the backyard and just before I opened the back door, I saw my wife through the window.

She was lying on the couch naked from the waist down. Squeezing her breast with her left hand and rubbing her button with her right. Eyes closed.

I watched her for I can't remember how long. Was hoping the neighbors wouldn't see me spying. :) After I let my sweetheart finish her business I walked around to the front of the house and let myself in. Heard her scramble a bit in the back room, pulling her clothes back on.

I grabbed a beer in the fridge on my way through the kitchen and walked into the living room where she was sitting on the couch watching TV. I plopped myself down on the couch right beside her, beer in hand and put my arm around her shoulder. Had a smirk on my face.

She looked a little flustered, asked me why I was home so early. I just gave her a frisky kiss on the lips, smirked some more and continued making out with her.

Don't know if she knew I'd caught her. I didn't want to embarrass her, so I never mentioned it. After all, we all enjoy a little personal time, right?

:)
 
I've been caught so many times that I probably have forgotten some. I've been caught sucking cock, being fucked and pretty much everything else.
My fist wife and I were caught by another couple in the dunes at the beach with my cock in her arse. Recently my 65 yr old female next door neighbour came around to the back door one night for something and I was bent over the kitchen bench taking my young friend's cock in my arse and yelling "fuck me" quite loudly. She disappeared when I saw her mouthing "sorry".
I saw her the next morning and she smiled and giggled a bit. When I spoke to her she said she was surprised I could walk. I guess she must have seen the size of my young man's cock.
 
Yeah, but then I only do it where I can get caught. You know, libraries, cinema, on the bus.
 
Same thing happened to me a few years ago. My wife went ballistic, smashed my web cam to the floor and then stomped on it, through my laptop against the wall and smashed it, then snatched it up and left the house. When she came home again she had a stack of papers that were a sampling of some of my emails, IMs and browsing from my hard drive, as well as a stack of CDs were she had had my hard drive down loaded. Then she threatened to show them to my family and friends if I was ever caught again and to use them as evidence if I ever decided to file for a divorce.

sounds like a lovely girl... sorry old son, you'll just have to catch her at something
 
I don't know that I've ever been caught. But I did catch a friend of mine one time when we were both 18, I'm sure. He was in the bathroom stroking himself when I walked in inadvertently. We ended up masturbating each other for a while. I had his cock in my mouth, and his in mine, when his dad came home from work early.

That was fun.
 
I wish I would get caught, would be a total turn on, especially if its some woman I don't know and it turned her on too.
 
I was in the house on my own and had web cam on and was on a livecamsite (camvoice) chating whilst stroking my cock. I was getting lots of encouagement from other webcam users when my wife came home and walked in. There i was stark naked dick in hand and chating online.

boy did i have some explaining

If you don't mind, what happened next? How did it all work out?:devil:
 
Same thing happened to me a few years ago. My wife went ballistic, smashed my web cam to the floor and then stomped on it, through my laptop against the wall and smashed it, then snatched it up and left the house. When she came home again she had a stack of papers that were a sampling of some of my emails, IMs and browsing from my hard drive, as well as a stack of CDs were she had had my hard drive down loaded. Then she threatened to show them to my family and friends if I was ever caught again and to use them as evidence if I ever decided to file for a divorce.

You know what I would've said ....

Bring it Bitch!

I wouldn't stay with someone that abusive and destructive. If you go to the lawyer, tell him that she's going to blackmail you with evidence. What's she doing is a criminal act.

You lucky I wasn't there, I would've smacked her.
 
You know what I would've said ....

Bring it Bitch!

I wouldn't stay with someone that abusive and destructive. If you go to the lawyer, tell him that she's going to blackmail you with evidence. What's she doing is a criminal act.

You lucky I wasn't there, I would've smacked her.

I was on a gay site and chatting with a guy in his 20s, who had a beautiful cock and ass, was really turning me on. Being bi and easily could have been chatting with a hot babe that I would have considered cheating on my wife, I saw nothing wrong with jacking off with another guy but she considered it as cheating on her. I wonder which would have pissed her off the most. If it had been another women would she have shot me?
 
I was on a gay site and chatting with a guy in his 20s, who had a beautiful cock and ass, was really turning me on. Being bi and easily could have been chatting with a hot babe that I would have considered cheating on my wife, I saw nothing wrong with jacking off with another guy but she considered it as cheating on her. I wonder which would have pissed her off the most. If it had been another women would she have shot me?

I could see your point. Still, if anybody did that to my laptop, I would be pretty piss.

On-topic,

I would say my mom, dad, and younger sister (whose of age) have caught me in one time or another. And no, nothing happen.
 
oldest step daughter came over a couple of years ago wife was at work so i thought i was alone. i had found a pair of her panties in her old room and had them wrapped around my cock stroking when she walked in on me
 
I had a girlfriend a few years back who was well aware of my bisexuality and we had only been dating a few weeks. She was EXTREMELY turned on by my stories about experiences with other men and my love for anal masturbation. However, she had no idea about the dimensions of the objects I was able to "handle". One afternoon, I was expecting her so I had a plan to have her walk in on me while I was riding my biggest dong (about 2.5 in wide and 13 in long). I thought my roommate was going to be at work all day, so I left the door unlocked for my girlfriend to stumble in on my session. Low and behold, it was my ROOMMATE who came home first and stumbled in on me!

He and I had always had a sexual relationship (that she was also aware of), so it was no surprise to him. I didn't even realize it was him until I felt him put his hands on my shoulder from behind and begin assisting me with my dildo! At first I freaked, but I was so turned on I said "what the hell!"

He was naked in seconds flat, and had me on my hands and knees just pounding away. I was lost in the moment when I heard my girlfriend mutter "my dear lord!" from the doorway. We both paused and turned around. His dick still in my ass, she didn't hesitate to say... "PLEASE... Don't mind me".

She stripped down and joined us! She grabbed up the lonely dildo and began alternating feeding my ass his cock and my dildo. It ended up being one of the hottest 3-ways I've ever experienced! EVERYTHING under the sun happened that afternoon - from me receiving a blowjob while being fucked by him to us double penetrating her! We went several rounds and ended up staying in all day and all night having some of the greatest sex any of us have ever experienced! Unfortunately she and I only lasted 6 months or so, but it was a wild "ride" to say the least.
 
I had a girlfriend a few years back who was well aware of my bisexuality and we had only been dating a few weeks. She was EXTREMELY turned on by my stories about experiences with other men and my love for anal masturbation. However, she had no idea about the dimensions of the objects I was able to "handle". One afternoon, I was expecting her so I had a plan to have her walk in on me while I was riding my biggest dong (about 2.5 in wide and 13 in long). I thought my roommate was going to be at work all day, so I left the door unlocked for my girlfriend to stumble in on my session. Low and behold, it was my ROOMMATE who came home first and stumbled in on me!

He and I had always had a sexual relationship (that she was also aware of), so it was no surprise to him. I didn't even realize it was him until I felt him put his hands on my shoulder from behind and begin assisting me with my dildo! At first I freaked, but I was so turned on I said "what the hell!"

He was naked in seconds flat, and had me on my hands and knees just pounding away. I was lost in the moment when I heard my girlfriend mutter "my dear lord!" from the doorway. We both paused and turned around. His dick still in my ass, she didn't hesitate to say... "PLEASE... Don't mind me".

She stripped down and joined us! She grabbed up the lonely dildo and began alternating feeding my ass his cock and my dildo. It ended up being one of the hottest 3-ways I've ever experienced! EVERYTHING under the sun happened that afternoon - from me receiving a blowjob while being fucked by him to us double penetrating her! We went several rounds and ended up staying in all day and all night having some of the greatest sex any of us have ever experienced! Unfortunately she and I only lasted 6 months or so, but it was a wild "ride" to say the least.

Nice!
 
oldest step daughter came over a couple of years ago wife was at work so i thought i was alone. i had found a pair of her panties in her old room and had them wrapped around my cock stroking when she walked in on me
hahahahaha, how did you explain that one?
 
Well, my mom just walked in to grab some cat food out of my closet and saw the Kleenex on the bed. I wasn't hard or jerking, but it's kinda a dead give-away when you don't have a cold. Nothing mentioned.

Was 'caught' by my gf when we lived together. I set it up so I was jerking to some porn when she walked in. Had a nice fuck after that.

Never really been caught in the act, but interrupted plenty of times. As in they came home early, or someone came upstairs when I didn't think they would etc.
 
caught

I wasn't actually masturbating at least not knowingly. I was really young and had happen to see a movie where a guy got out of bed naked. Having no sexual experience or having had the talk I wondered why he was sleeping naked. The thought stuck with me. So one day when I was home, sick with a cold or something, I decided to try it out. I was enjoying the new sensation when My mom walks in and asks me for the box of kleenex on the night stand. I was on the top bunk completely naked under the covers. I start telling her how easy it would be for her to get the box herself which upsets her and she makes me do it. At which point she sees that I am naked and so begins the hour long lecture about God and how it's bad to masturbate (again no idea what she is talking about at the time) and that if she caught me doing it again she was going to tell my father.
 
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