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Evening all,


Since it is Friday...a little offering:

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city
one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya
been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few drinks this
evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight, and folding his arms across
his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "for a minute there, I thought I'd
gone deaf."
 
I looked long and hard for good beer in the States and found something called Michelob which is very close to proper beer..then I found Michelob Dark...whch is even better..

I certainly found that Canadians like their beer...similar to us in that regard..the accent can be a little hard to understand depending on where you go....but they are very friendly...

Western Canada was my only haunt & they had the nerve to claim my accent was hard to understand. :confused:
 
hehehe very funny Darkelf

Evening Rayne,

I have lots more...just have to find the time to sift through them.

Hey nice smile in your profile pic..

I'm about to log off for now.. I need to do a few things before dinner. Hope you have a nice night.
 
Gil, that is not the correct way to pierce your tongue.. for that you see WQ don't you?

LOL yes WQ is the expert piercer & I have though about the tongue piercing for BANDIT's:heart: pleasure but being on blood thinners is the real turn off.
 
Western Canada was my only haunt & they had the nerve to claim my accent was hard to understand. :confused:

Well the further east you go the closer you get to the French part of the country and then things get a little tricky..like in Montreal where the menus are in French and subtitled in English...they don't quite get it right...as an example I was at lunch in Quebec City and on the menu was a chicken dish that had a side order of 'crudeness' I had to read that twice...it really made me laugh...I wasn't sure whether I should order the 'crudeness' just to see what they brought out...
 
just think if ya did choke Gil could give ya cock to mouth & fix ya up hahaha

Fact is that we have found that when BANDIT:heart: has a sore or scratchy throat that my offering to cure it by letting her devour my cock it fixes the throat ailment. I urge all the girls & I guess some guys who like that sort of thing to try it & back up my years of research.
 
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your all making me jealous with this cock in mouth talk *smiles and day dreams about some oral fun*
 
Fact is that we have found that when BANDIT:heart: has a sore or scratchy throat that my offering to cure it by letting her devour my cock it fixes the throuat ailment. I urge all the girls & I guess some guys who like that sort of thing to try it & back up my years of research.

Dr Gil.
 
Well the further east you go the closer you get to the French part of the country and then things get a little tricky..like in Montreal where the menus are in French and subtitled in English...they don't quite get it right...as an example I was at lunch in Quebec City and on the menu was a chicken dish that had a side order of 'crudeness' I had to read that twice...it really made me laugh...I wasn't sure whether I should order the 'crudeness' just to see what they brought out...

You didn't order the crudeness ??? :eek:

I did have 3 months over there & had planned to do lots of travelling & did do over 36,000 miles in my 3 months but never get further east then Regina, Saskatchewan then turned south to pass through Minot, Nth Dakota. I wasn't to impressed with the flatlands.
 
Good night guys and girls i am about to go watch some dvd's and have another glass of wine *blows kisses to all*
 
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