Looking for woman to tell me how to masturbate

[no1basser]

I'm a 21 year old male looking for a woman to instruct me in masturbation. Video chat is a plus. This is my first time using this so be gentle!

 

[Larry101]

instruct you in masturbation.....you're 18 and you haven't figured it out yet?!

 

[davro]

you sound like a wanker to me

 

[JMaxwell69]

Be careful, you can put out an eye that first time if you're not ready for it. Maybe you should get a pair of goggles, just in case.

 

[alexie717]

This is too damn funny..........LMFAO

And if you joined in June 2006 and your birthdate is in Jan then if I am doing my math correctly.......in June of 06 you wouldnt have been old enough to join lit.
So you've been on lit for 4 years now and seeing everything on here.........your cock hasnt stirred ??........then I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're dead from the waist down.
So youve been thru school and are now in college .........no one and I mean no one goes thru school and college and doesnt know how to masturbate.

Did you really expect anyone to believe this????
This is really just tooooooooooo funny.

 

[vibes]

This is too damn funny..........LMFAO

And if you joined in June 2006 and your birthdate is in Jan then if I am doing my math correctly.......in June of 06 you wouldnt have been old enough to join lit.
So you've been on lit for 4 years now and seeing everything on here.........your cock hasnt stirred ??........then I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're dead from the waist down.
So youve been thru school and are now in college .........no one and I mean no one goes thru school and college and doesnt know how to masturbate.

Did you really expect anyone to believe this????
This is really just tooooooooooo funny.

I bet maths was never his favourite

 

[alexie717]

I bet maths was never his favourite

Reading and following instructions isnt either. How many posts are there on here about masturbating? And why a woman to tell him how......Wouldnt someone with the same equipment as him be able to provide the best instruction. For that matter there s even guys who masturbate on cam for you to watch..... I mean really.........how hard is it to figure out to just grasp and stroke and do what feels good.

You need to get the book.....Tickle his Pickle........that will tell you how to tickle your pickle

I havent gotten up off the floor yet.......still ROFLMAO

 

[vibes]

Reading and following instructions isnt either. How many posts are there on here about masturbating? And why a woman to tell him how......Wouldnt someone with the same equipment as him be able to provide the best instruction. For that matter there s even guys who masturbate on cam for you to watch..... I mean really.........how hard is it to figure out to just grasp and stroke and do what feels good.

You need to get the book.....Tickle his Pickle........that will tell you how to tickle your pickle

I havent gotten up off the floor yet.......still ROFLMAO

Perhaps there's a teacher-pupil fetish in this 'instructing'

 

[smartypants8888]

this is just too damn funny....21 and dont know how???? do you even know where your cock is??????? who in the hell are you kidding. ROFLMFAO

 

[saskatuna1]

methinks you may have all missed the point. perhaps an issue of language? But this being the bdsm personals, it seems to me that he was looking to take specific orders, not general instruction on how to whack off.

Just a hunch. Y'all keep on doin' the hyena thing if it pleases you.

 

[alexie717]

it does.........but you can provide him with specific orders if you would like to........... have a nice day.

methinks you may have all missed the point. perhaps an issue of language? But this being the bdsm personals, it seems to me that he was looking to take specific orders, not general instruction on how to whack off.

Just a hunch. Y'all keep on doin' the hyena thing if it pleases you.