The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and, your hand isn't quite quick enough, but your opened mouth is.

I put in a longer string.

and it only plays one note - "G."

I put in my old 5-string banjo...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it only plays one note - "G."

I put in my old 5-string banjo...

And, Bach never realized you could play Air on the G String with a banjo

I put in an encore.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, Bach never realized you could play Air on the G String with a banjo

I put in an encore.

and you get the whole of the chorale from Beethoven's Ninth.

(by the way, we do play Air on a G String on banjo)

I put in a rousing rendition of Cripple Creek...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get the whole of the chorale from Beethoven's Ninth.

(by the way, we do play Air on a G String on banjo)

I put in a rousing rendition of Cripple Creek...

and, from the East side of the River, it sounds pretty good for a lonely banjo player.

I put in an ivory pick.

 

[Austin8]

and you get the whole of the chorale from Beethoven's Ninth.

(by the way, we do play Air on a G String on banjo)

I put in a rousing rendition of Cripple Creek...

seems someone's wearing a g-string while pickin a banjo...

reminds me of the little boy on the bridge

I put in a "Come on boy squeal like ah pig."

 

[Tio_Narratore]

seems someone's wearing a g-string while pickin a banjo...

reminds me of the little boy on the bridge

I put in a "Come on boy squeal like ah pig."

and Porky says "Th-th-th-a-t's all, folks!"

You know, Austin, I've canoed the Ozarks a number of times and never met those fellas.

I put in a Class 3 River in spring flood...

 

[Austin8]

and Porky says "Th-th-th-a-t's all, folks!"

You know, Austin, I've canoed the Ozarks a number of times and never met those fellas.

I put in a Class 3 River in spring flood...

I had those guys for neighbors once! Hahaha!

I put in a bottle of Heirs Root Beer

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I had those guys for neighbors once! Hahaha!

I put in a bottle of Heirs Root Beer

And, I'm not sure who likes it better; my brother Darrell, or my other brother, Darrell.

I put in a blue ridge.

 

[Austin8]

And, I'm not sure who likes it better; my brother Darrell, or my other brother, Darrell.

I put in a blue ridge.

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and suddenly your not alone

I put in a rotary dial telephone

 

[YoursSINSerely]

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and suddenly your not alone

I put in a rotary dial telephone

And, when I pick up the receiver, Lionel Richie sings, There's a Party Going On Right Here

I put in a real operator.

 

[Austin8]

And, when I pick up the receiver, Lionel Richie sings, There's a Party Going On Right Here

I put in a real operator.

and I sing her a Jim Croce song

I put in a muck diving competion

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I sing her a Jim Croce song

I put in a muck diving competion

And, you score a perfect 10.0, but the sand clogs up the hose in the washing machine.

I put in a slip n slide.

 

[Austin8]

And, you score a perfect 10.0, but the sand clogs up the hose in the washing machine.

I put in a slip n slide.

and it finds comfort among the odds and ends in the machine

I put in a water wiggle

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[YoursSINSerely]

and it finds comfort among the odds and ends in the machine

I put in a water wiggle

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And, it chases all the neighbor's cats out of your yard.

I put in a friendly pussy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, it chases all the neighbor's cats out of your yard.

I put in a friendly pussy.

and everyone gathers around to pet it.

I put in a chocolate egg...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and everyone gathers around to pet it.

I put in a chocolate egg...

and, the chocolate chick tries to get it to hatch.

I put in some plastic grass.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the chocolate chick tries to get it to hatch.

I put in some plastic grass.

and a Deadhead complains, "Shit man, everything's plastic now, even the grass."

I put in a garden of Lophophora and Datura...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a Deadhead complains, "Shit man, everything's plastic now, even the grass."

I put in a garden of Lophophora and Datura...

and, it's a place for Flora to kick back, put her feet up, take a deep breath and relax.

I put in some fish fertilizer.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it's a place for Flora to kick back, put her feet up, take a deep breath and relax.

I put in some fish fertilizer.

and soon there are thousands of baby fish swimming around.

I put in a lonely mermaid...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and soon there are thousands of baby fish swimming around.

I put in a lonely mermaid...

and, she finds a merman has beached himself in the sound.

I put in a hook, line, and sinker.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, she finds a merman has beached himself in the sound.

I put in a hook, line, and sinker.

and out comes a bell, book, and candle.

I put in some fishing spells...

 

[Handley_Page]

and out comes a bell, book, and candle.

I put in some fishing spells...

the first one is "how to make water".

I put in a waterfall.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

the first one is "how to make water".

I put in a waterfall.

but, it's a little one and the salmon are able to get over it.

I put in some caviar.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but, it's a little one and the salmon are able to get over it.

I put in some caviar.

and it's joined by two flutes of champagne.

I put in an evening in front of the fireplace...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it's joined by two flutes of champagne.

I put in an evening in front of the fireplace...

in a love seat with a whole lot of necking going on.

I put in a back seat.