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[WhiteQueensKnight]

*grins* Hello sexy pants *is tempted to try and undo the buckles*

They work. And the zip.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

They work. And the zip.

you better watch that zip, it could be hazardous!

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

*giggles* I would be extra gentle........but those are some very fancy pants my friend *licks her lips and eyes the buckles, smiles because she got away with swatting GA *

 

[darkelf9]

Nodding well there is the TV remote and then the remotes for some of the other equipment that was installed.

Hi Kayte,

One difference with the TV remote and the others is that you can't channel surf...just keep getting that buzzing sound

Now only if blokes came with a remote..I can hear all the women thinking...oh yeah

 

[geronimo_appleby]

*giggles* I would be extra gentle........but those are some very fancy pants my friend *licks her lips and eyes the buckles, smiles because she got away with swatting GA *

revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

Hi Kayte,

One difference with the TV remote and the others is that you can't channel surf...just keep getting that buzzing sound

Now only if blokes came with a remote..I can hear all the women thinking...oh yeah

*gives a naughty smile* They do you just have to know what buttons to push

revenge is a dish best served cold.

*bites her lip but then smiles not really scared*

 

[darkelf9]

...bags the 3D glasses (pounces)

Good ole technology...just wait six months and your gadgets are obsolete...I wouldn't bother with one of those 3D TV's wait till they start selling the one's that don't require the glasses...shouldn't be long now

 

[darkelf9]

*gives a naughty smile* They do you just have to know what buttons to push



*bites her lip but then smiles not really scared*

Women have known what buttons to press for many years...they just didn't have the option of hitting pause and replay before...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Women have known what buttons to press for many years...they just didn't have the option of hitting pause and replay before...

... and the blokes just don't give a shit.

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

Women have known what buttons to press for many years...they just didn't have the option of hitting pause and replay before...

*smiles sweetly* I don't know I have heard of women stopping men in their tracks and able to get repeat performances *giggles a little*

 

[darkelf9]

Elfy!! Oh be still my beating, throbbing.....um...erm...heart. How are you debilish Elfy? You are wicked for not coming and playing. So hard to find someone who bites as well as you do......just a little more to the left there sweetie...mm...oooo yes, that's it....now pass me that cigarette.... But I do fear your literacy skills need revamping, I did say that I have missed you but will be taking the sleeping dart gun out for practice...mind you, I do tend to have a good aim. Feeling lucky Elfy???? Are you thinking how many darts did I shoot already? (apologies to Uncle Clint). As for the last one standing ...is that figuratively or literally speaking??? Still think I could take you down...am also skilled at wrestling...grew up with mostly boys in the neighbourhood...oddly they always seem to lose and I had them on the ground in a body cover without them struggling too much............




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Howdy Ms Moon,

I see now where the name comes from...they reckon there is a man in the moon...must be hiding under that thong.

As for me being absent well I was busy with other stuff...still kinda busy but less so at the moment. If the speed of this thread keeps going at the current pace I'll always be on the back pages playing catch up.

Some how I can't come to terms with calling you Harry...thong and 44 Mag just don't seem to mix..although he did use it for the penetration...just has a hell of a kick.

Nice av

 

[darkelf9]

*smiles sweetly* I don't know I have heard of women stopping men in their tracks and able to get repeat performances *giggles a little*

I've seen women stop men in their tracks...happens more often than you think....as for the repeat peformance..muscles need time to recover..a good rub down usually works

 

[DormantEvil]

I am totally depressed at having no luck at finding work.

Anyone in need of a masseuse/sexual favors/pamperer...

Not really something I could get payed for, then I would get shunned by society and my family would disown me even more.

 

[WhiteQueensKnight]

It was! ouch!!!

 

[WhiteQueensKnight]

you better watch that zip, it could be hazardous!

It was! ouch!!!

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

I've seen women stop men in their tracks...happens more often than you think....as for the repeat peformance..muscles need time to recover..a good rub down usually works

see so you can pause a man and repeat *grins*

 

[darkelf9]

... and the blokes just don't give a shit.

Yep...we don't care...so long as it doesn't interfere with the sport

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

I am totally depressed at having no luck at finding work.

Anyone in need of a masseuse/sexual favors/pamperer...

Not really something I could get payed for, then I would get shunned by society and my family would disown me even more.

sorry Chickie nope......but not all society would shun you...after all it is one of the oldest running professions.

It was! ouch!!!

I was going to offer to kiss it better but that might be getting a little too up close and personal *giggles and blushes and blows a kiss in that direction instead*

 

[WhiteQueensKnight]

*giggles* I would be extra gentle........but those are some very fancy pants my friend *licks her lips and eyes the buckles, smiles because she got away with swatting GA *

Thanks you, but i think I'd better handle the zip. don't want to damage any of the playground equipment by being careless with the gate.

 

[darkelf9]

see so you can pause a man and repeat *grins*

Now don't tell me you haven't done that...although the repeat is on delay..

 

[DormantEvil]

Very true, and it would be fun at least.

I won't rant about it though, that would be really mean to you guys.

What's been going on for everyone lately?

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

*giggles*

 

[WhiteQueensKnight]

I am totally depressed at having no luck at finding work.

Anyone in need of a masseuse/sexual favors/pamperer...

Not really something I could get payed for, then I would get shunned by society and my family would disown me even more.

Yes i could do with that.

And payment? i'd just return the favour!

 

[mercuryfrost]

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone... WQK they are some great pants. I might have to get myself a pair. Although the zip could be dangerous. Would need a very experienced operator to take care of that department.

To Rayne... let me put on my black jeans and Don the Cowboy Hat... evening ma'm

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

*smiles at frost* well howdy yourself *winks*