Seeking Proofreader: Inquire within (please wipe your feet first)

[Evil Alpaca]

Looking for an experienced proof-reader to look for grammatical and spelling errors in an 8 part, sci-fi series. There are elements of hetero and lesbian sexual activity, and lots of stuff about vampires and werewolves, etc. If you have ready any of my stories in the past, this will surprise you not at all.

So if you are interested in proofing this new series (not editing) and have time to do so, then please PM or email me.

~ Evil Alpaca

 

[The_Fool]

Am I experienced enough EA?

 

[The_Fool]

oh, fuck, forgot to wipe my feet first.

 

[_Lynn_]

oh, fuck, forgot to wipe my feet first.

And I wiped my feet, but I'm not experienced. So you get the job.

 

[The_Fool]

Waitaminute. That's Jimi's line, "Are you experienced?"

 

[_Lynn_]

Waitaminute. That's Jimi's line, "Are you experienced?"

I might be 'experienced' in something, but not on the topic of vampires and werewolves.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I might be 'experienced' in something, but not on the topic of vampires and werewolves.

Pfth. Who IS experienced with vampires and werewolves? No one, that's who.

~ EA

P.s. Wait a minute . . .

 

[AsylumSeeker]

Pfth. Who IS experienced with vampires and werewolves? No one, that's who.

~ EA

P.s. Wait a minute . . .

I'm experienced, but simply unwilling.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

You mentioned 8 part series and at the time I had edits. Can you be more specific as to the size of the stories? And are you the patient type? Don't have much time during the week, some on weekends.

I am extending a hesitant offer, based on your response.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Actually, I've got someone proofing now, but thanks for the tentative offer.