Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[bailadora]

How the hell did a snake get into my kitchen?


(screams and does the heebie-jeebie dance of disgust)

(yes, it was a teeny, tiny snake, but still....*shudders*)

 

[bailadora]

Cate's around. She's been posting a daily horoscope.

Hmmm, really should poke my nose out of HT more often.....

 

[Cathleen]

Where, oh where, oh where is Cate? And Eilan, for that matter?

While I can't speak for our friend, Eilan, I have been posting the horoscope, as WW mentioned. (It can be freakishly close to accurate, fair warning.)

So that's what I'm telling people but the truth is I've been working on a way to sell my blood on the diabetic black, or should it be red market. I think I have to work fast before my regular blood comes back and I'm in the dog house with my doctors.

I went on a field trip to the hospital a few weeks back. It wasn't my first choice of places but I met some fun people and got to go to a few neat places, too. The rides thru the empty halls late at night were great, the breeze helped cool me off which helped get my temperature down -- bonus!

My roommate, a Jamaican, was piling on blankets and even her went for her coat and I was looking for fans but we were fast friends. One of the nurses voted us "best room" but I don't think the competition was close considering one room had 24 hour police posted and another lady kept wandering the halls looking for Niko and her blue coat. We didn't have her coat and frankly didn't think there was a Niko!

Now I'll be off to post that horoscope and if you have some good ways to sell my blood let me know!


It is very nice to see you back.

 

[Saucyminx]

You just know it can't be good, when from downstairs you hear your son yell "Tonight we dine in Hell!" and then a large thump, followed by your daughter squealing.

I think I'll just stay up here where it's safe.

 

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[Cathleen]

You just know it can't be good, when from downstairs you hear your son yell "Tonight we dine in Hell!" and then a large thump, followed by your daughter squealing.

I think I'll just stay up here where it's safe.

I'd match that and up it to heading for a closet. I hope all is well in the Saucy household this evening.

 

[bobsgirl]

Perky? I'd have to move up a notch or two to get to Minimally Awake.

I need intravenous caffeine.

 

[Quoll]

The gang's still here!

we love you dearly

Also seconded.

{{{Q-ey}}}

{{{quoll}}}

For all that we are 'net strangers, your Lit friends care, Q. {{hugs}}

Also sending a big hug to Quoll! {{{Quoll}}}

Thank you all so much, you make it very hard for me to convince myself I am not the person you all see.

quoll, i'm sorry i missed you. let me know if you need a sympathetic inbox.

ed

Why does that sound so dirty?

I believe he was offering me the services of a qualified Escort ( I had wondered if he had procured new employment options).

Q-meister. . . . you know. Come out from under the bed. . we have cookies. . .

(ok, we don't but i would make some for you and the little qs and Mrs. Q.)


A really stupid joke:

What is the difference between a giraffe and an elephant?





They are both gray, except for the elephant.


I KNOW but I laughed my ass off for about 10 minutes. Seriously tell any 10 year old that joke and you will be lauded as a comedic genius.

 

[Wankia]

You just know it can't be good, when from downstairs you hear your son yell "Tonight we dine in Hell!" and then a large thump, followed by your daughter squealing.

I think I'll just stay up here where it's safe.

This cracks me up. You have got to tell us what he had in mind for dinner.

 

[bobsgirl]

Thank you all so much, you make it very hard for me to convince myself I am not the person you all see.

Yes, you is. You must stop listening to yourself.

 

[Cathleen]

Thank you all so much, you make it very hard for me to convince myself I am not the person you all see.



I believe he was offering me the services of a qualified Escort ( I had wondered if he had procured new employment options).

Just to keep you humble, you'll notice I didn't get all goofy!

Of course I could be counted as 'seconded and a half'.

 

[Saucyminx]

Now THAT is awesome! I'm pretty sure I love your kids, lol.

I'd match that and up it to heading for a closet. I hope all is well in the Saucy household this evening.

This cracks me up. You have got to tell us what he had in mind for dinner.

I love them too. They are hilarious. And he confirmed, pizza, definitely pizza.

They, and 2 of my son's friends, helped me hook up a new tv, 2 old tvs, a cable box, and a digital cable adapter, plus program 2 remote controls.

Minxy vs an 80lb tv and a flight of stairs. I think I won, but I really won't know until I try to get out of bed tomorrow. I am feelin mighty self sufficient though. Husbands? We don't need no stinkin husbands!

 

[littlebabyclit]

Firefox Personas are lots of fun.

 

[Saucyminx]

Even a green beer sounds good right now.

 

[tbs230]

I'm liking gay male porn...huh

 

[silverwhisper]

i think part of the reason my wife enjoyed watching QAF was the man on man action. :>

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

i think part of the reason my wife enjoyed watching QAF was the man on man action. :>

ed

Yes! OMG, yes! That show inspired one of the stories I have here.

 

[bobsgirl]

Not even a little bit drowsy. This is so frustrating.

 

[silverwhisper]

i hear ya, bg.

[trout-smack!]

 

[bobsgirl]

Not even a little bit drowsy. This is so frustrating.

Still not drowsy. The cat's sound asleep with his paw over his face, but I'm here pacing again.

 

[JustSkye]

Still not drowsy. The cat's sound asleep with his paw over his face, but I'm here pacing again.

you too?

 

[bailadora]

I'm liking gay male porn...huh

What's not to like?

Double the beefcake, double the dick.....

I think more women like m/m action than are willing to admit.

 

[bailadora]

Yes! OMG, yes! That show inspired one of the stories I have here.

You bring the porn, I'll bring the popcorn and chocolate, deal?

 

[bailadora]

Hmmm, Sweet E has been quiet the last couple of weeks. Wonder if the bambino has made his debut......

 

[bobsgirl]

You bring the porn, I'll bring the popcorn and chocolate, deal?

LOL You're going to give me impure thoughts, young lady!


But... It's a deal!