She's currently vagazzled!

[DVS]

Jennifer Love Hewitt calls her pussy her precious lady. In this video, she talks about how her precious lady is vagazzled. OK, what is this? Is this the same as a Brazilian?
The article says the same thing, but it's more sexy to watch her talk about it, in person. The video is about half way down the page.
She's vagazzeled.

 

[graceanne]

Oooooooo-kay.

 

[chy_girl]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt calls her pussy her precious lady. In this video, she talks about how her precious lady is vagazzled. OK, what is this? Is this the same as a Brazilian?
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She's vagazzeled.[/URL]

I simply cannot get past the mental image of a wide open vagina with lots of sparkly plastic gem stones decorating it... "It's easy, it's fun, it's fuckable - and you can your own Vagazzled! kit for just 19.95 +S&H!!!"

It's a bad, Bad, BAD image to have.


Excuse me while I go bleach my brain....

 

[Vixandra]

Its silly.

Now I have this mental image of my girl bouncing in with her "vajajay vagazzled" and me tying her down and flogging the damn things off.

To paraphrase another site: "It doesn't need flair! Its pussy!"

 

[SparklinCyanide]

Vajazzle would have been a great username *le sigh*

 

[rosco rathbone]

I find her to be very hot, but she's such a fucking dingaling you'd have to shut her up one way or another.

 

[00Syd]

Haha, some friends of mine were making fun of this on fetlife not long ago. I was wondering how long it would take to reach Lit.

Silly stuff, huh?

 

[the captians wench]

I like pears. I think they are very cute. I also think I have a very cute "Pear bottom". My waist is narrow and it widens and curls right around my fat ass. Very cute. *nods*

I also think that I am just goofy enough to put a nice little row of shiney crystals around my lips out lining my "vajajay" like a runway guiding a plane home. Yup, can totally see myself doing that.

 

[JMohegan]

I find her to be very hot, but she's such a fucking dingaling you'd have to shut her up one way or another.

An old necktie through the mouth should do the trick.

I also agree with Vixandra. Sparkly shit on the cunt would have to go.

 

[graceanne]

http://www.obgyn.net/medical.asp?page=/english/pubs/jokes/hum_1026

 

[rosco rathbone]

An old necktie through the mouth should do the trick.

I also agree with Vixandra. Sparkly shit on the cunt would have to go.

I'd probably just leave her sparkly snatch alone and kill 2 bird with one stone by going for oral.

 

[neci]

i would vajazzle a vajajay in a heartbeat.

 

[landingstrip]

http://funnyjunk.com/youtube/24247/Sexy+nerd+on+a+friday+night/

 

[JMohegan]

I'd probably just leave her sparkly snatch alone and kill 2 bird with one stone by going for oral.

A fine strategy, though no guarantee that she won't attempt chatter at varying intervals in the midst of her performance. Anticipatory head control may be in order.

 

[Xelebes]

Are we talking about glitter? Please, we can't be talking about glitter - it's worse than herpes. It never goes away.

 

[Netzach]

I think it would be really funny actually to sit there with little swarovski flatbacks and body jewel adhesive. I could write "hi doc!" the night before her GYN appointment.

 

[neci]

Are we talking about glitter? Please, we can't be talking about glitter - it's worse than herpes. It never goes away.

neither does gold leaf.
i think she was talking about swarovski crystals.

http://cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/mainimage.jpg

 

[neci]

I think it would be really funny actually to sit there with little swarovski flatbacks and body jewel adhesive. I could write "hi doc!" the night before her GYN appointment.

yes. the possibilities are limitless.

okay. my brain is now racing with ideas.

 

[DVS]

So, this vagazzeled thing is jewelery? You mean little jewels glued to the area around the pussy lips? Now I understand why he asked if it was painful for the man. OK, I think I've heard everything, now. At least I'd suspect she's shaved down there then, right? How do you apply jewels with hair everywhere?

OK, now I'm fantasizing about watching her be tied down, waxed and then vagazzeled! Yes, she seems a bit flighty, but I'd tie her down and do her ass in a heartbeat. A nice gag would stop her chatter, but I think I might enjoy her protesting. And surely there's no vagazzeling there!

 

[unregistered]

 

[neci]

It all seems hokey and unnecessary to me, but that is a lovely picture you've found, Neci. I guess I can understand the allure.

i would have to pass on the butterfly. actually, i was thinking being vagazzled with skittles or sweet tarts would be much more fun. i like my pussy like i like my art - edible.

 

[subish2009]

So, this vagazzeled thing is jewelery? You mean little jewels glued to the area around the pussy lips? Now I understand why he asked if it was painful for the man. OK, I think I've heard everything, now. At least I'd suspect she's shaved down there then, right? How do you apply jewels with hair everywhere?

OK, now I'm fantasizing about watching her be tied down, waxed and then vagazzeled! Yes, she seems a bit flighty, but I'd tie her down and do her ass in a heartbeat. A nice gag would stop her chatter, but I think I might enjoy her protesting. And surely there's no vagazzeling there!

I'd never heard of this either, but yeah, that's definitely got to be what she means. I could see doing something like that for a special occasion, if you were into it, but she walks around like that? Like, every day? I'm just picturing all sorts of logistical issues...lace panties getting snagged...crystals falling out of her dress as she walks...um, wiping? I don't get it.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'd never heard of this either, but yeah, that's definitely got to be what she means. I could see doing something like that for a special occasion, if you were into it, but she walks around like that? Like, every day? I'm just picturing all sorts of logistical issues...lace panties getting snagged...crystals falling out of her dress as she walks...um, wiping? I don't get it.

Why do you hate art, subish? Why? Art is what enobles the human race.

The papier mache, wire sculpture and multimedia installations are what really make this woman's pussy something revelatory.

 

[unregistered]

 

[sinnocence]

I still can't get over the term 'precious lady'. :/