What isn't a great song to fuck to?

foxtrot uniform charlie kilo...

i can't listen to that song without cracking up....
 
the tune. the evil tune.
the whistling.
the happy chorus.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

wrapping lips tight
bobbing head while humming along

sponge!
pushing face down

bob!
hard

square!
throat

pants!
pops

Your fingers grasping my hair
a threat
Don't mess with My cock.

hmmmm....
is that a challenge?

put it on loop, and lay back.
 
Now I know you didn't miss the sponge bob thread... this can't come as a surprise to you.
:rolleyes:

Sometimes, though, I just need to say it.

any song sung by Michael Buble

Really? In the same category with Barney? Damn...is there a backstory here, or is it just the smooth, American songbook crooners are better for making love than fucking?

Anything sung by a purple dinosaur.

Come on, baby! That's it! Take me to the top of the fucking playhouse! Kiss my purple dinosaur!!
 
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