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Looks like a joke trailer, though I guess they're going an old school grind house look
 
Lindsay Lohan naked? Isn't that up there with "hey look the sun rose in the east" :rolleyes:
 
Thank goodness it's for an artful and tastefully directed movie with a resonant social message. I'd think less of her if she appeared topless in some meaningless exploitation flick.
 
Oh, Yey! I've been waiting for The Parent Trap 2! :)
 
Well, you see, it's a low budget film and they had to cut down on expenses. Thus the makeup people are amateurs. Actually, the guy is a Cary Grant double.

He's pretty.

Well, in a Night of the Living Dead sort of way.
 
Looks like a joke trailer, though I guess they're going an old school grind house look

Yeah it does...but the movie's real. Wonder if it'll help her career or if it'll be as cheesy as it looks and hurt what's left of it. :rolleyes:
 
Yeah it does...but the movie's real. Wonder if it'll help her career or if it'll be as cheesy as it looks and hurt what's left of it. :rolleyes:
Hey, anyone can make a comeback! Look at John Travolta.
 
Actually, looking this thing up on IMDB, this doesn't look like a particularly low-budget production.

The ugly guy is actor Danny Trejo, playing Machete, the same character he played in Grindhouse -- the combo project of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, who also directs this project.

Other members of the cast include Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (of Avatar), Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin (who plays the priest blowing a guy's head off in the clip), Don Johnson and others.
 
Actually, looking this thing up on IMDB, this doesn't look like a particularly low-budget production.

The ugly guy is actor Danny Trejo, playing Machete, the same character he played in Grindhouse -- the combo project of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, who also directs this project.

Other members of the cast include Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (of Avatar), Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin (who plays the priest blowing a guy's head off in the clip), Don Johnson and others.

That's some pretty pricey talent. I guess it's a real flick. :eek:
 
Actually, looking this thing up on IMDB, this doesn't look like a particularly low-budget production.

The ugly guy is actor Danny Trejo, playing Machete, the same character he played in Grindhouse -- the combo project of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, who also directs this project.

Other members of the cast include Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (of Avatar), Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin (who plays the priest blowing a guy's head off in the clip), Don Johnson and others.

Birth Name: Dan Trejo

Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)

Mini Biography
A child drug addict and criminal, Danny Trejo was in and out of jail for 11 years. While serving time in San Quentin, he won the lightweight and welterweight boxing titles. Imprisoned for armed robbery and drug offenses, he successfully completed a 12-step rehabilitation program that changed his life. While speaking at a Cocaine Anonymous meeting in 1985, Trejo met a young man who later called him for support. Trejo went to meet him at what turned out to be the set of Runaway Train (1985). Trejo was immediately offered a role as a convict extra, probably because of his tough tattooed appearance. Also on the set was a screenwriter who did time with Trejo in San Quentin. Remembering Trejo's boxing skills, the screenwriter offered him $350 per day to train the actors for a boxing match. Director Andrei Konchalovsky saw Trejo training Eric Roberts and immediately offered him a featured role as Roberts' opponent in the film. Trejo has subsequently appeared in many other films, usually as a tough criminal or villain.

Damn, I was sure that the guy was one of the leads in Rage of The Zombies.
 
Actually, looking this thing up on IMDB, this doesn't look like a particularly low-budget production.

The ugly guy is actor Danny Trejo, playing Machete, the same character he played in Grindhouse -- the combo project of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, who also directs this project.

Other members of the cast include Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (of Avatar), Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin (who plays the priest blowing a guy's head off in the clip), Don Johnson and others.

Don't forget Steven Segal (I'm serious).

This originally was a joke trailer that aired between the 2 films in "Grindhouse" but it got such a positive response Rodriguez decided to go ahead and make the film.
 
Don't forget Steven Segal (I'm serious).

This originally was a joke trailer that aired between the 2 films in "Grindhouse" but it got such a positive response Rodriguez decided to go ahead and make the film.

Ahhh. Now it all makes sense.
 
Birth Name: Dan Trejo

Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)

Mini Biography
A child drug addict and criminal, Danny Trejo was in and out of jail for 11 years. While serving time in San Quentin, he won the lightweight and welterweight boxing titles. Imprisoned for armed robbery and drug offenses, he successfully completed a 12-step rehabilitation program that changed his life. While speaking at a Cocaine Anonymous meeting in 1985, Trejo met a young man who later called him for support. Trejo went to meet him at what turned out to be the set of Runaway Train (1985). Trejo was immediately offered a role as a convict extra, probably because of his tough tattooed appearance. Also on the set was a screenwriter who did time with Trejo in San Quentin. Remembering Trejo's boxing skills, the screenwriter offered him $350 per day to train the actors for a boxing match. Director Andrei Konchalovsky saw Trejo training Eric Roberts and immediately offered him a featured role as Roberts' opponent in the film. Trejo has subsequently appeared in many other films, usually as a tough criminal or villain.

Damn, I was sure that the guy was one of the leads in Rage of The Zombies.

He also played the genius uncle in the Spy Kids movies.

What can I say I have grandchildren. :eek:
 
Here's another movie I am looking forward to seeing:
The Expendables
Cast Includes:
Sylvester Stallone (who also writes and directs the film)
Jason Stratham
Jet Li
Dolph "I must break you." Lundgren
Eric Roberts
Mickey Rourke
Danny Trejo
Arnold "The Governator" Schwarzenegger
Bruce Willis
Steve Austin
Randy Couture
 
This guy Danny Trejo certainly must have talent. Because he sure as hello is't just another pretty face.
 
I just hope that Machete can keep up the level of fun comedy and action that the fake trailer had in it.

And I don't care what kind of a skank Lohan has become over the years. I wouldn't mind seeing her naked in a movie.
 
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