The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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I don't want to screw with your fantasies, but you do realize that Jean-Luc Picard is an officer in a socialist utopian society - the United Federation of Planets?

Who cares? All you gotta do is watch him. I'd say mute him, but his voice is flippin' hot, too. *sigh*
 
Know what would be funny? Get his phone number and start nagging him to watch something else.

*ring ring*

"Hello?"

"Could you change the channel to NCIS?"

"Who is this?"

"Who I am is unimportant. I see everything, and for now I want to see NCIS."

laugh evilly and hang up

Hehehehehe. I could SO do that!

Now I really do want to watch NCIS, though. Dang it!
 
I don't want to screw with your fantasies, but you do realize that Jean-Luc Picard is an officer in a socialist utopian society - the United Federation of Planets?

You know what you get when you assume things, right?

Who cares? All you gotta do is watch him. I'd say mute him, but his voice is flippin' hot, too. *sigh*

Numbah One, Bring me your Girlfriend!

Make it so!

*melt*
 
This is awesome. I don't need a TV in my bedroom at all, I just need to lay in bed and hope my neighbor is watching something good. Unfortunately, I think he just likes to watch war or gang movies with the bass turned REALLY high. At least I get a vibrating bed out of the deal. :rolleyes:

I used to have a neighbor that lived below me that played some sort of mech game every night. He had an amazing suround sound system. I loved the vibrating bed result. :cathappy:
 
The lyrics to NIN's Closer have been running through my mind today. I've always liked that song, but didn't really get it until now.
 
How about Rush on all fours with a thong stuffed into his mouth as a gag, with a team of New York liberal dommes surrounding him looking for new bare flesh to whip and torment?

Why do you keep wishing this on my ex-colleagues? Admittedly I can't stand a few of them either, but I wouldn't wish this on ANYone.
 
I always am exhausted for the first 24 to 48 hours and then it's like a switch is thrown and I'm great gracie!

I am tired. VERY. Damn.

My ascending colon feels the same. Which is not that painful, but I've learned the hard way that ANY twinge is bad news.

My face = cabbage patch. I am losing money from this like I were shitting it out. If I were typical.

Nurse: this is going to help with your bleeding and diarrhea.
Me: I don't have bleeding and diarrhea.

But no adverse anything yet. So far so good.


Interesting fun fact, though I'm not a kind vegan who gives a shit generally - according to someone who said they research drugs like remicade all the time, it's likely that the mice which contributed to my life so much are actually still alive. Apparently a blood draw in the tail is all that's required. Neat, huh?

Granted daily blood draws suck, but if I could do it for months, I think a cat-free life is an OK tradeoff.
 
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I am tired. VERY. Damn.

My ascending colon feels the same. Which is not that painful, but I've learned the hard way that ANY twinge is bad news.

My face = cabbage patch. I am losing money from this like I were shitting it out. If I were typical.

Nurse: this is going to help with your bleeding and diarrhea.
Me: I don't have bleeding and diarrhea.

But no adverse anything yet. So far so good.


Interesting fun fact, though I'm not a kind vegan who gives a shit generally - according to someone who said they research drugs like remicade all the time, it's likely that the mice which contributed to my life so much are actually still alive. Apparently a blood draw in the tail is all that's required. Neat, huh?

Granted daily blood draws suck, but if I could do it for months, I think a cat-free life is an OK tradeoff.

Sorry to hear you're feeling so rotten, Netz. Hope this treatment works. Digits are all crossed.
 
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