The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Netzach]

This morning I feel like crap!

According to the lore of some other sickies, tomorrow I may feel like mighty mouse!

 

[satindesire]

I'd love to shag Dr. Drew one day. He is a stone cold silver fox.

 

[chy_girl]

Writing case notes sucks ass.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'd love to shag Dr. Drew one day. He is a stone cold silver fox.

I bet you like Anderson Cooper, too.

 

[sinnocence]

Blah, nevermind.

 

[satindesire]

I bet you like Anderson Cooper, too.

He's cute, but he's way too blue for my taste. As long as I can tape his mouth shut, we're cricket.

 

[intothewoods]

He's cute, but he's way too blue for my taste. As long as I can tape his mouth shut, we're cricket.

I haven't watched Anderson Cooper in ages, but I don't recall picking up all that much about his political leanings. In fact, all I really know about AC is that he's a closet case and he likes Nene (however you spell it) from Real Housewives of Atlanta.

 

[chy_girl]

I'm confused. Very, very confused.

 

[Keroin]

Alright, alright, I concede to the wonder of the iPhone.

My friend is currently in Vancouver, 7 hours away, shopping in Ikea and emailing me photos of items I might like. I've already purchased a kitchen table.

I'm such a sell out.

 

[neci]

I'm confused. Very, very confused.

 

[satindesire]

I haven't watched Anderson Cooper in ages, but I don't recall picking up all that much about his political leanings. In fact, all I really know about AC is that he's a closet case and he likes Nene (however you spell it) from Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Patience grasshopper, I'll teach you all I know about determining which color his voting pen runs if you can grasp this ballet box from my outstretched hand...

 

[intothewoods]

Patience grasshopper, I'll teach you all I know about determining which color his voting pen runs if you can grasp this ballet box from my outstretched hand...

Oh, I believe he's liberal, but I just don't think he talks about it all that much.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

He's cute, but he's way too blue for my taste. As long as I can tape his mouth shut, we're cricket.

If you're going to restrict your journalist lust to journalists who are personally conservative, that leaves...who exactly? It's a pretty small pool.

 

[midwestyankee]

If you're going to restrict your journalist lust to journalists who are personally conservative, that leaves...who exactly? It's a pretty small pool.

Lest we forget, there's Rush, O'Reilly, and, frankly, just about anyone who draws a paycheck from Fox. Of course, there is this little technicality that few of them are truly journalists, but why quibble?

 

[chy_girl]

Lest we forget, there's Rush, O'Reilly, and, frankly, just about anyone who draws a paycheck from Fox. Of course, there is this little technicality that few of them are truly journalists, but why quibble?

*snortcough*

You can't possibly be implying that they're pseudo-intelectual drones who spew propaganda to the unsuspecting under the guise semi-sophomoric, journalistic integrity....

*clears throat and makes a serious face*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Lest we forget, there's Rush, O'Reilly, and, frankly, just about anyone who draws a paycheck from Fox. Of course, there is this little technicality that few of them are truly journalists, but why quibble?

Well yeah. Initially I had mentioned them, but the same thought occurred to me. Then again, Rush in a thong? Hot.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well yeah. Initially I had mentioned them, but the same thought occurred to me. Then again, Rush in a thong? Hot.

How about Rush on all fours with a thong stuffed into his mouth as a gag, with a team of New York liberal dommes surrounding him looking for new bare flesh to whip and torment?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

How about Rush on all fours with a thong stuffed into his mouth as a gag, with a team of New York liberal dommes surrounding him looking for new bare flesh to whip and torment?

Mmmmmm...yeah. Whip him with a side of beef and a giant cigar, baby. Yeeeaah...that's it.

 

[graceanne]

This morning I feel like crap!

According to the lore of some other sickies, tomorrow I may feel like mighty mouse!

I always am exhausted for the first 24 to 48 hours and then it's like a switch is thrown and I'm great gracie!

 

[midwestyankee]

Mmmmmm...yeah. Whip him with a side of beef and a giant cigar, baby. Yeeeaah...that's it.

Make that a butterfly net full of big macs and I'm with ya.

 

[satindesire]

If you're going to restrict your journalist lust to journalists who are personally conservative, that leaves...who exactly? It's a pretty small pool.

I don't restrict it to just that. I'm an equal opportunity fantasizer.

For instance, I also lust after Jean-Luc Picard, and he's not even a real person.

Also, Innuyasha. And he's even not-realer than Picard.

Lest we forget, there's Rush, O'Reilly, and, frankly, just about anyone who draws a paycheck from Fox. Of course, there is this little technicality that few of them are truly journalists, but why quibble?

 

[CurlyKat]

This is awesome. I don't need a TV in my bedroom at all, I just need to lay in bed and hope my neighbor is watching something good. Unfortunately, I think he just likes to watch war or gang movies with the bass turned REALLY high. At least I get a vibrating bed out of the deal.

 

[graceanne]

I don't restrict it to just that. I'm an equal opportunity fantasizer.

For instance, I also lust after Jean-Luc Picard, and he's not even a real person.

Also, Innuyasha. And he's even not-realer than Picard.

I lust after Patrick Stewart, who plays Jean-Luc Picard. Star Trek or not, he's flipping hot. *fans self*

 

[graceanne]

This is awesome. I don't need a TV in my bedroom at all, I just need to lay in bed and hope my neighbor is watching something good. Unfortunately, I think he just likes to watch war or gang movies with the bass turned REALLY high. At least I get a vibrating bed out of the deal.

Know what would be funny? Get his phone number and start nagging him to watch something else.

*ring ring*

"Hello?"

"Could you change the channel to NCIS?"

"Who is this?"

"Who I am is unimportant. I see everything, and for now I want to see NCIS."

laugh evilly and hang up

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I don't restrict it to just that. I'm an equal opportunity fantasizer.

For instance, I also lust after Jean-Luc Picard, and he's not even a real person.

I don't want to screw with your fantasies, but you do realize that Jean-Luc Picard is an officer in a socialist utopian society - the United Federation of Planets?