TheRealFATANG
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Indeed. Also, Terminal Velocity with Charlie Sheen, 102 wasted minutes full of KGB espionage and skydiving.
Indeed. Also, Terminal Velocity with Charlie Sheen, 102 wasted minutes full of KGB espionage and skydiving.
RobDownSouth
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I sat through that crapfest just to see Goldie Hawn's boobage. The 2 second peek wasn't worth it.
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Vertical Limit with Chris O'Donnell
Godzilla with Matthew Broderick
Godzilla with Matthew Broderick
TheRealFATANG
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Yeah, called that one before. The 1950 Godzilla flicks had waaay better acting.
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Unrealistic but a good way to waste 2 solid hours.
It features Goldie Hawn and football, FFS, Spence!
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I liked the Godzilla movie with Matthew Broderick. Of course I went into the theater knowing full well I was seeing a movie about a giant atomic mutated lizard so I wasn't exactly expecting the sequal to Citizen Cane.
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Bad flicks
I guess to me it's the telling my friends part.
To me a truly bad movie is unwatchable. Boring. Dull. Devoid of anything interesting. Usually think they are smarter than they are. I tell my friends NOT to watch it.
The most recent example is The Box. A failure on every level. Not worth a look for any reason.
Other examples:
Domino (also written by Box director Richard Kelly)
Oliver Stone's Alexander (would be funny if you could sit through it)
Babel ( a self important predictable mess shot in handheld with fractured narrative to make you believe it's really smart. Don't care what you say!)
The Haunting. Remake of an overrated old black and white ghost story. Say it with me kids. Inanimate objects coming to life is not scary.
Syriana (Wait are YOU telling me disenfranchised muslim youths turn to islamic fundamentalism and blow themselves up? Do oil companies use money and power to influence middle eastern politics?? WOW! I never knew that! That's your big thesis! You're soooo smart)
Quantum of Solace (see hacky Marc Forester drain the all the fun and good will Casino Royale built up right out of James Bond)
Anything by John Cassavetes. SOOOO overrated.
Oh and the most recent showing of Al Pacino and Robert Deniro shitting on their legacy to cash a paycheck. The double whammy: Righteous Kill and 88 minutes.
But here's the deal. then there are bad movies i TELL peeps to check out:
Cool As Ice. the Vanilla Ice movie. Best. Way. To. Kill. A. Sunday. EVER.
Flash Gordon. LOVE that queen soundtrack!
The Skulls. A late 90's teen take on the 70's conspiracy thriller. Hilarious from first scene to last. What makes it awesome is you can see they think it's a great smart movie. Secret Societies that have Giant Skull signs on their roof. An Ivy league college provost who acts as enforcer by trying to run kids over. A plucky college newspaper reporter. And a climax that ends with a (I shit you not) an old fashioned duel! Do you think I like this movie? Yes! And check out the crappy straight to dvd sequel. Look out for those engraved "Immediately" cards. You'll know what I mean when you see it.
Shockwaves. Underwater Nazi Zombies from the 70's
Staying Alive. Stallone. Travolta. Loincloth. 80's broadway musical set in hell. Do it!
See you at the movies!
I guess to me it's the telling my friends part.
To me a truly bad movie is unwatchable. Boring. Dull. Devoid of anything interesting. Usually think they are smarter than they are. I tell my friends NOT to watch it.
The most recent example is The Box. A failure on every level. Not worth a look for any reason.
Other examples:
Domino (also written by Box director Richard Kelly)
Oliver Stone's Alexander (would be funny if you could sit through it)
Babel ( a self important predictable mess shot in handheld with fractured narrative to make you believe it's really smart. Don't care what you say!)
The Haunting. Remake of an overrated old black and white ghost story. Say it with me kids. Inanimate objects coming to life is not scary.
Syriana (Wait are YOU telling me disenfranchised muslim youths turn to islamic fundamentalism and blow themselves up? Do oil companies use money and power to influence middle eastern politics?? WOW! I never knew that! That's your big thesis! You're soooo smart)
Quantum of Solace (see hacky Marc Forester drain the all the fun and good will Casino Royale built up right out of James Bond)
Anything by John Cassavetes. SOOOO overrated.
Oh and the most recent showing of Al Pacino and Robert Deniro shitting on their legacy to cash a paycheck. The double whammy: Righteous Kill and 88 minutes.
But here's the deal. then there are bad movies i TELL peeps to check out:
Cool As Ice. the Vanilla Ice movie. Best. Way. To. Kill. A. Sunday. EVER.
Flash Gordon. LOVE that queen soundtrack!
The Skulls. A late 90's teen take on the 70's conspiracy thriller. Hilarious from first scene to last. What makes it awesome is you can see they think it's a great smart movie. Secret Societies that have Giant Skull signs on their roof. An Ivy league college provost who acts as enforcer by trying to run kids over. A plucky college newspaper reporter. And a climax that ends with a (I shit you not) an old fashioned duel! Do you think I like this movie? Yes! And check out the crappy straight to dvd sequel. Look out for those engraved "Immediately" cards. You'll know what I mean when you see it.
Shockwaves. Underwater Nazi Zombies from the 70's
Staying Alive. Stallone. Travolta. Loincloth. 80's broadway musical set in hell. Do it!
See you at the movies!
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Zee & Co. Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Caine and Suzannah York. Worth watching for the end when Liz seduces Suzannah in an effort to fuck with her head and get her husband Michael back. Unfortunately they only depict the seduction and the aftermath....no real sex. But I love the fantasy of Liz seducing and domming a hot young Suzannah.
FUCK YEAH!!! I'll add Starsky & Hutch.
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Sean
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I'd add "Death of a Salesman" - the adaptation from the novel was awful - and "1984." They really didn't catch the American themes.
(No, I haven't lost my mind. See here http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=6845586&postcount=42 and here http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=6845609&postcount=44 for the joke.)
Sean
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Man, it's so good to see you. The standard of comedy, not to mention literary criticism, has been v poor since you went away.
KRCummings
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Don't leave, Scotty! Stick around and play for a while!
KRCummings
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Why you being such a pussy? Grab your nuts and talk to us.
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Good point: Grab my nuts and talk to us.
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Nobody gives a shit? I miss the fuck out of you when you're not here.
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Trust me, those of us with healthy red blood and a pulse to prove that it's pumping thru our veins missed you.
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