Lily's After Hours Club

[Bluemage]

It's called Reiha is traumatized. A True Story.


So I was outside of my work, on my way to order NANA volume 20 from the cute guy who owns the Wizard's comic book store next to my store ( Honestly, this guy is HAAAAAWWWWT- but has a girlfriend...and I have a boyfriend -_-" ANYWAY), So I'm just about to go in and I get a tap on my shoulder. I turn around, and it's this regular customer who's insanely overweight, and super creepy jolly ( he always calls me sweetie or "his girl" @_@).

So he chats me up, asks me what I'm doing etc. etc. So I tell him. Then he starts going on about how he should be getting back to work himself (after my break window was increasingly closing..), and then I stupidly ask "BTW.. where do you work?"

And he goes "I work at a sex shoppe."

Okay. So yeah.. creepy, over-weight, jolly-happy-go-lucky guy works at a porn shop. I've dealt with worse ( ie. My necrophiliac stalker last year, and my current "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DATE ME BECAUSE WE WERE BOTH LIVING IN THE SAME PROVINCE, ARE THE SAME AGE AND YOU TOTALLY GET ME BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKE THE QUEEN OF ANIME.. THEREFORE I AM YOUR KING" stalker etc.) So then he goes " You seem like a girl who likes to wear kinky clothes. I bet you would really like a pair of vibrating panties".


Me: @_@""""

So I start chuckling hesitatingly, trying hard to find a window out of my situation. There isn't any AND it's 9pm- cute, comic-book guy closes the shop!!!! So then, creepo then says " I'll give you a deal- for you, they're only $120.00- no tax!". So I have to say " I'll think about it, but my break's up..". So he leaves, asking me to come over to his place sometime so he can "cook me dinner".


So yeah, Lily. I think I deserve to be acting weird tonight.


I'm going to go now. I got the new Ghost In The Shell 2.0 movie, Halloween 2 and Moon to watch and review before they come out on Tuesday.

Oh- and I bought Spice and Wolf. AWESOME!!!!!

DAMNIT! They should have a rule where only cute girls are allowed to work in sex shoppes. Who wants to go buy porn from a creepy overweight jolly guy?

I also think that said girl who works in said sex shop should always have a lolipop on hand, but I think that's just good business sense, with the subliminal messages and all of that.

Also, I tried to get into spice and wolf, but it really didn't make me want to watch it. Then again, Spice and Wolf was one of the series that I broke my normal rule for giving up. I only watched one or two episodes instead of my usual 3. I'd try again, but Rogers is my service provider so I have a limited bandwidth, and apparently the new season for fansubbers started this week, so I'm probably already headed in a bad direction.

On that note: Baka no Test no Shokanjuu looks to be very funny, but is a bit on the strange side when it comes to story telling mechanics.
Dance in the Vampire Bund had possibly the worst first episode of all time, but I think it's going to start being good very soon.
Omamori Himari appears to be a harem show that takes itself seriously. (I know, right?)
And Ookamikakushi appears to be a rather powerful head trip, with a plot that is reminiscent of shakugan no shanna.

And that is my opinion about the new fansubbed anime that I've watched this week. =D

 

[Silver_Identity]

DAMNIT! They should have a rule where only cute girls are allowed to work in sex shoppes. Who wants to go buy porn from a creepy overweight jolly guy?

I also think that said girl who works in said sex shop should always have a lolipop on hand, but I think that's just good business sense, with the subliminal messages and all of that.

Can I suggest a rule where also a cute guy works in sex shops to?

Heeeeyyyy, females go to sex shops too after all.

And you forgot to include the girls should wear rather tight clothings too. *nods head*

 

[Bluemage]

my computer has been freaking out at me lately. I know I owe Lily a post (I saw it earlier today or maybe yesterday. I don't know, it's all kind of a wash because my computer has been freaking out) Anyway, thought I'd share that with you all.

 

[Mephistophelily]

S'ok Blue. (and fooooound yoooou...)


Can someone hit me with a shovel? Please? Maybe I'll actually get some sleep... Writing via phone at 2:30 am because mister's snoring so loud. I swear it sounds like he swallowed a fucking duck call.

 

[Mephistophelily]

*Lets a pin drop*

 

[Eazy]

*places finger before his lips* Shhhhhhh....

 

[UnseenMaiden]

*scowls at the pin* If you must make noise, do keep it to a soft whisper. *adjusts her glasses and goes back to shelfing books*

 

[Mephistophelily]

*scowls at the pin* If you must make noise, do keep it to a soft whisper. *adjusts her glasses and goes back to shelfing books*

Blaaargh.

 

[Eazy]

Hmm I wonder it method acting techniques can work with writing? I could always start having tea parties in my backyard with a few stuffed animals in preparation of whenever the Hatter shows up in the Rabbit Hole.

Just a random thought.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

Damn it I want to play pretend so bad now >_<

 

[Mephistophelily]

Damn it I want to play pretend so bad now >_<

I do that everyday.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

lucky..

 

[Eazy]

I do that everyday.

Stop skipping over my posts.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Stop skipping over my posts.

You stop skipping mine.


Hmmm. Sooo... Directv likes it if you pay your bill.

 

[dragonrazor]

Can I suggest a rule where also a cute guy works in sex shops to?

Heeeeyyyy, females go to sex shops too after all.

And you forgot to include the girls should wear rather tight clothings too. *nods head*

um...wow...love your new signature o.o

 

[Silver_Identity]

um...wow...love your new signature o.o

Ahhh, thank you. I love my new sig too. ;D

 

[Lady Reiha]

Sorry- been having a weird, few last days.

*gives a boobie hug to Rei* >-> Creepy guy.. Promoting stuff like that and all. That must been a rather weird experience for you, hon.

*nods nods* I've been having the weirdest week ever!

Here's my *new* story.

Everyone. I have a 17-year old Stalker.

Okay, so the very next day ( after my pantie's "friend"), I was working ( Saturday) and I got off at 4pm. So I decided that I was going to go to the bank to deposit a cheque and a few extra bills into my bank account. So naturally, my timing sucks and I find out that the bank closes at 4pm -_-".

So I'm on my way back to the store, when I get this tap on my shoulder. I turn around, and it's this customer that is really nice, but is a anime freak ( I try very hard to avoid them -_-"). Anyway; he asks me what's up and I tell him that I am on my way home because I missed doing my banking. So the kid asks if I'm doing anything tonight, and asks if we could hang out.

So me being me, I'm thinking that he just wants to hang out- which is cool, so I say sure. ( Cuz I wasn't doing anything else that day). So all was going pretty well, and in all honesty, me and this kid see eachother alot from work, downtown and just in general in the street. We're always nice to eachother, but never went beyond reason to ever really get to know eachother. So I'm up to making new friends, whatever.

So he asks me if I have eaten, I say "no" ( true) and offers to buy me dinner, so I'm thinking "cool. He's just being nice". So dinner turned into eventually hanging out in a tea-house til 11pm, when I decided it was a good time to head on home.
On my way home, I get a text ( we decided to exchange DA's and phone numbers- cuz like I said; I was assuming we were just new friends), and BAM! I get " Hey, you are a very beautiful girl and I love being around you. I'd like to take you out again". Followed by a link to This song. It then finally hits me.

This guy likes me.

So I'm going "Oh shit!", and I reply back to him saying that we can totally meet Monday ( today). So we do, and I have to tell him straight out that I am dating CT irl. So when I do; he seems crushed, but then goes "We can still be BFF's right?"
So, I'm down with being friends with him, except for one.. eeny..beenie..problem.


He also wants to be fuck friends too v.v".


Shit.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Also, I tried to get into spice and wolf, but it really didn't make me want to watch it. Then again, Spice and Wolf was one of the series that I broke my normal rule for giving up. I only watched one or two episodes instead of my usual 3. I'd try again, but Rogers is my service provider so I have a limited bandwidth, and apparently the new season for fansubbers started this week, so I'm probably already headed in a bad direction.

Don't watch the 2nd series buddy. If all else fails, I can burn and mail you my season 1 boxset to you ( with subs)

 

[Silver_Identity]

He also wants to be fuck friends too v.v".


Shit.

That sounds weird once again, hon. *gives hug* >_> 17 year old stalker.. And worse is that even when you tell him you are already taken.. *facepalms* Sorry to hear you are experiencing such a weird week over there. Hope the guy won't cause so much problem and would understand that you just want to be... You know. 'Only Friends'.

 

[Bluemage]

*nods nods* I've been having the weirdest week ever!

Here's my *new* story.

Everyone. I have a 17-year old Stalker.

Okay, so the very next day ( after my pantie's "friend"), I was working ( Saturday) and I got off at 4pm. So I decided that I was going to go to the bank to deposit a cheque and a few extra bills into my bank account. So naturally, my timing sucks and I find out that the bank closes at 4pm -_-".

So I'm on my way back to the store, when I get this tap on my shoulder. I turn around, and it's this customer that is really nice, but is a anime freak ( I try very hard to avoid them -_-"). Anyway; he asks me what's up and I tell him that I am on my way home because I missed doing my banking. So the kid asks if I'm doing anything tonight, and asks if we could hang out.

So me being me, I'm thinking that he just wants to hang out- which is cool, so I say sure. ( Cuz I wasn't doing anything else that day). So all was going pretty well, and in all honesty, me and this kid see eachother alot from work, downtown and just in general in the street. We're always nice to eachother, but never went beyond reason to ever really get to know eachother. So I'm up to making new friends, whatever.

So he asks me if I have eaten, I say "no" ( true) and offers to buy me dinner, so I'm thinking "cool. He's just being nice". So dinner turned into eventually hanging out in a tea-house til 11pm, when I decided it was a good time to head on home.
On my way home, I get a text ( we decided to exchange DA's and phone numbers- cuz like I said; I was assuming we were just new friends), and BAM! I get " Hey, you are a very beautiful girl and I love being around you. I'd like to take you out again". Followed by a link to This song. It then finally hits me.

This guy likes me.

So I'm going "Oh shit!", and I reply back to him saying that we can totally meet Monday ( today). So we do, and I have to tell him straight out that I am dating CT irl. So when I do; he seems crushed, but then goes "We can still be BFF's right?"
So, I'm down with being friends with him, except for one.. eeny..beenie..problem.


He also wants to be fuck friends too v.v".


Shit.

Your life is so incredibly strange that I can't even get mad at you for not making a ninja-tastic post for me.

Don't watch the 2nd series buddy. If all else fails, I can burn and mail you my season 1 boxset to you ( with subs)

Hmmmm...that would save me an awful lot of bandwidth...I'm not sure I have anything of value to send you in return. I suppose I could burn all of the episodes of Needless or something funny like that for you to watch if you haven't already. Needless is pretty funny after all.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

This guy likes me.

So I'm going "Oh shit!"

if I were you.. I'd drop him like a hot potato. Just sounds like more trouble than it's worth.

 

[dragonrazor]

wouldn't that be statutory even if it were consentual?

 

[Lady Reiha]

That sounds weird once again, hon. *gives hug* >_> 17 year old stalker.. And worse is that even when you tell him you are already taken.. *facepalms* Sorry to hear you are experiencing such a weird week over there. Hope the guy won't cause so much problem and would understand that you just want to be... You know. 'Only Friends'.

*rubs brow*

The fact of the matter is that every year, from working at that damn store- I always gain a stalker.

Last year it was the uber-gross stereotypical Otaku.

The year before was the creepy Necrophiliac.

*huggums*

Well, I spelled it out clearly that I'm down with being friends. He then asked if I could be one of his best friends, so I said sure. We then somehow ended up having a conversation about sex- innocent enough, it was stories about how we lost our virginity. And well; he started going on about how cool it would be if my bf was okay with us being fuck buddies.

Me: *chokes on tea*

 

[Lady Reiha]

Your life is so incredibly strange that I can't even get mad at you for not making a ninja-tastic post for me.



Hmmmm...that would save me an awful lot of bandwidth...I'm not sure I have anything of value to send you in return. I suppose I could burn all of the episodes of Needless or something funny like that for you to watch if you haven't already. Needless is pretty funny after all.

I'm sorry Blue!

I work til 7pm (my time) tonight, so I should be able to whip up a post.

@_____________@ as long as Stalky McStalk doesn't show up at my work again. v.v"


( He did yesterday...)


I would be down for a anime swap.

 

[Lady Reiha]

if I were you.. I'd drop him like a hot potato. Just sounds like more trouble than it's worth.

*laughs* Thing is, I'm a nice person. And well.. I sometimes am too nice, and it attracts stalkers to me. ( I guess they think that when I smile -as in a friendly smile, that must automatically mean that I dig them -_-").

AUGH!

If he keeps up the whole " I sooo need to be laid and you're like the one for me, blah, blah, blah". Then yeah; I'm going to ignore him.


However, it would still be uber awkward seeing him. He is a customer afterall >.<"