What could be the ultimate sexual experience?

[thegirth]

LIT is the home of stupid.

Amen to that....

Who else would trawl the net to have a pic like the man in yours.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Amen to that....

Who else would trawl the net to have a pic like the man in yours.

Psst... We aren't letting him have this thread...

 

[driphoney]

I remember the last time I was making love and thinking, oh God, I gotta write this down. It feels so good and then a second later, something else felt even better and I thought that I could write that down, too. Fuck! I can't remember any of it now.

I gotta worn the next guy not to cover up my steno pad when he rolls me over.

Maybe you need a hidden tape recorder in your boudoir... Think what fun the transcriptions will be!

Really. But I've noticed that a lot that is written in porn (okay, erotica) dialogue that is super hot really, well, I've at least never heard it. But then I'm a virgin. Yeah right!!

 

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[Stella_Omega]

Really. But I've noticed that a lot that is written in porn (okay, erotica) dialogue that is super hot really, well, I've at least never heard it. But then I'm a virgin. Yeah right!!

Well, yeah-- we never hear it and we wish we could.

So we write it.

 

[driphoney]

Well, yeah-- we never hear it and we wish we could.

So we write it.

I've had this convo before. Amen sister!!

If men know how much a few well chosen words would speed things along, they'd be talkin' fools!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I've had this convo before. Amen sister!!

If men know how much a few well chosen words would speed things along, they'd be talkin' fools!

Well hell, I have been known to forget my words in the clinch too, and you'd think I would be a non-stop babbler of sexiness...

 

[JackLuis]

Well hell, I have been known to forget my words in the clinch too, and you'd think I would be a non-stop babbler of sexiness...

In stories the people talk during sex. Other wise it's dull reading,"Oh, Ah, Uhuug, OOOO OOO ooo, Ah. Oh Fuck," accompanied by the sound of wet flesh slapping.

The smell of a woman's neck as her vagina grasps your cock though, ah that's a real turn on.

 

[Stella_Omega]

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The smell of a woman's neck as her vagina grasps your cock though, ah that's a real turn on.

Here's a man who knows how to use his words!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

In stories the people talk during sex. Other wise it's dull reading,"Oh, Ah, Uhuug, OOOO OOO ooo, Ah. Oh Fuck," accompanied by the sound of wet flesh slapping.

The smell of a woman's neck as her vagina grasps your cock though, ah that's a real turn on.

Ahh, that was a nice thought! Thank you, Jack!

 

[driphoney]

Well hell, I have been known to forget my words in the clinch too, and you'd think I would be a non-stop babbler of sexiness...

Well ... in the clinch, understandable, but in the moments (or minutes) getting there ...

In stories the people talk during sex. Other wise it's dull reading,"Oh, Ah, Uhuug, OOOO OOO ooo, Ah. Oh Fuck," accompanied by the sound of wet flesh slapping.

The smell of a woman's neck as her vagina grasps your cock though, ah that's a real turn on.

*Sigh* Very nice.

 

[JackLuis]

I'm trying to write a chapter just now where Josh, my MC, finally gets a few hours with his , well SO. In the preceding 37 chapters Josh has made love to one, two, up to four women in each chapter, in keeping with his 'religion".

It's a Future thing, anyway he meets Charlotte unexpectedly, has a four/five way and looses his anal virginity. The next day he has Charlotte to himself and I want to write it as a romantic episode, complicated by two women along on the picnic, who have been deprived for six months.

Charlotte distracts them with a strap on and Josh and Charlotte have a tender romantic moment, before she ravishes him.

I think the injection of a real romance into this should raise my scores.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I'm trying to write a chapter just now where Josh, my MC, finally gets a few hours with his , well SO. In the preceding 37 chapters Josh has made love to one, two, up to four women in each chapter, in keeping with his 'religion".

It's a Future thing, anyway he meets Charlotte unexpectedly, has a four/five way and looses his anal virginity. The next day he has Charlotte to himself and I want to write it as a romantic episode, complicated by two women along on the picnic, who have been deprived for six months.

Charlotte distracts them with a strap on and Josh and Charlotte have a tender romantic moment, before she ravishes him.

I think the injection of a real romance into this should raise my scores.

I agree, especially if you write about the smell of her neck while her vagina clamps onto to your cock. I think placing perfume in the right places does alot of good.

 

[driphoney]

I'm trying to write a chapter just now where Josh, my MC, finally gets a few hours with his , well SO. In the preceding 37 chapters Josh has made love to one, two, up to four women in each chapter, in keeping with his 'religion".

It's a Future thing, anyway he meets Charlotte unexpectedly, has a four/five way and looses his anal virginity. The next day he has Charlotte to himself and I want to write it as a romantic episode, complicated by two women along on the picnic, who have been deprived for six months.

Charlotte distracts them with a strap on and Josh and Charlotte have a tender romantic moment, before she ravishes him.

I think the injection of a real romance into this should raise my scores.

Thirty-seven chapters?!

Are you trying for a sex War and Peace?

Meh ... maybe I'm just jealous.

 

[cloudy]

"I'm gonna cumm m m m m m m" more like.

Nothing says "amateur" quite like extra consonants in a sex story.

Unless, of course, it's the ever classic: "I kiked down the door, and camed in her fas."

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Nothing says "amateur" quite like extra consonants in a sex story.

Unless, of course, it's the ever classic: "I kiked down the door, and camed in her fas."

That's the ultimate sexual experience, right there.

 

[cloudy]

That's the ultimate sexual experience, right there.

Indeed.

 

[Handley_Page]

This is exactly why I don't talk. It all sounds stupid. A scream is much more effective and realistic. Happy New Year, Dragon!

Thank you, dear.
I have heard an occasional "Oh My God d d d d "
Sound effects are far better.


cloudy
original posted by Handley_Page:
"I'm gonna cumm m m m m m m" more like.

Nothing says "amateur" quite like extra consonants in a sex story.


[ sense of humour failure On ]

I don't mind admitting to be an amateur, Cloudy. I do try to learn, though, honest.
However, I understand there's a word for it (I do not know what it is), where the writing tries to convey a sound. That's what I tried to convey.

PS. You ain't kin to JBJ are you ?

[ /sense of humour failure OFF ]

A Happy and prosperous New Year to all!

 

[cloudy]

Thank you, dear.
I have heard an occasional "Oh My God d d d d "
Sound effects are far better.


cloudy
original posted by Handley_Page:
"I'm gonna cumm m m m m m m" more like.

Nothing says "amateur" quite like extra consonants in a sex story.


[ sense of humour failure On ]

I don't mind admitting to be an amateur, Cloudy. I do try to learn, though, honest.
However, I understand there's a word for it (I do not know what it is), where the writing tries to convey a sound. That's what I tried to convey.

PS. You ain't kin to JBJ are you ?

[ /sense of humour failure OFF ]

A Happy and prosperous New Year to all!

Oh, sure. When I have an orgasm, I scream out consonants all by themselves with little pauses between.

 

[Guest]

Oh, sure. When I have an orgasm, I scream out consonants all by themselves with little pauses between.

So does your partner have to give you a DiNozzo slap upside the head to reset?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Oh, sure. When I have an orgasm, I scream out consonants all by themselves with little pauses between.

Who's your Q? Who's your Q? I am!

Tell me you're a naughty nasty W!

I am going to make you H!!!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Oh, sure. When I have an orgasm, I scream out consonants all by themselves with little pauses between.

ROB has the exact same experience when he's around vinyl or leaf blowers.

 

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[Salvor-Hardon]

So does your partner have to give you a DiNozzo slap upside the head to reset?

Great, now I can never watch NCIS again.

Then again when I watch NCIS its "blah blah blah Ziva blah blah blah Abbey blah blah blah Ziva oh hell you can't do that that quickly on a pc blah blah blah Abbey "

I'm not a one track mind, I'm a three track mind.

 

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