What could be the ultimate sexual experience?

[CMatthews]

What would drive readers to put their hands between their legs and masturbate?

There must be something in this universe that we would read, see, or hear that
automatically want us to touch ourselves between our legs and yell "Yes, Yes,
Yes, I want more!"

"Give it to me!"

"I love you!"

"Please don't stop!"

"I am going to orgasm at any second!"

Please, Literotica keep sending posting good stories!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This wins the STUPIDEST QUESTION IN THE HISTORY OF EARTH AWARD. Congratulations.

 

[lance gt]

This wins the STUPIDEST QUESTION IN THE HISTORY OF EARTH AWARD. Congratulations.

No Jimmy, you still hold that honour. How nice of you to respond to a Noobie's question and show them how intelligent you are. A simple pass would have been adequate enough, without leaving your comment.

In response to the question posed, what makes me want more or gets me off depends on the type of story I'm reading. It's the build-up the writer creates before the climax of the scene that I enjoy. The more intimacy the writer can create with the characters, brings a better connection to what is happening in the story.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

LANCE

The answer is: IT DEPENDS OF HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE YOU GOT ANY. In ROB's case, a long time.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

LANCE

The answer is: IT DEPENDS OF HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE YOU GOT ANY. In ROB's case, a long time.

Who is this Rob you keep talking about?

 

[lance gt]

LANCE

The answer is: IT DEPENDS OF HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE YOU GOT ANY. In ROB's case, a long time.

And why would anything depend on getting anything? Rob or otherwise. Your response lacked anything co-herant to what I said, so I wonder if you even understand what you're reading. Meds Jimmy, take the meds. They'll make you feel better.

 

[rgraham666]

Who is this Rob you keep talking about?

Me. For some reason he hates me with a sick passion. Probably because I ignore him, except to laugh.

 

[lance gt]

Babs meet Rob, Rob this is Babs. Rob is Sir to Sad Angel and lives close to me. There, now we all know each other. The fact still remains, WTF Jimmy? Your responses are lacking in your usual flair and wit, so get your shit together and get with the program.

 

[Handley_Page]

"I am going to orgasm at any second!"

Sounds more like an announcement from NASA.

At the very highest peak of passion, with the muscular waves just about to break over an exhausted body, who the hell would use language like that ?

"I'm gonna cumm m m m m m m" more like.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Me. For some reason he hates me with a sick passion. Probably because I ignore him, except to laugh.

Nice to meet you, Rob. Lance is very good at introductions, isn't he. I think I'll keep him around for awhile. I'm sorry you haven't been getting any, I think. Not, sure what I"m supposed to think any more.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Sounds more like an announcement from NASA.

At the very highest peak of passion, with the muscular waves just about to break over an exhausted body, who the hell would use language like that ?

"I'm gonna cumm m m m m m m" more like.

This is exactly why I don't talk. It all sounds stupid. A scream is much more effective and realistic. Happy New Year, Dragon!

 

[Stella_Omega]

okay, this makes the fourth or fifth thread that jimmy has hijacked-- turning into one about himself regardless of the original topic.

Waddaya say ladies and gents? Shall we declare a moratorium on posts validating the loony?

 

[Stella_Omega]

This is exactly why I don't talk. It all sounds stupid. A scream is much for effective and realistic. Happy New Year, Dragon!

Or a long low moan, groan, or grunted "fuck yeah!"

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Or a long low moan, groan, or grunted "fuck yeah!"

I'm starting to like you, Stella. You are always right!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

And why would anything depend on getting anything? Rob or otherwise. Your response lacked anything co-herant to what I said, so I wonder if you even understand what you're reading. Meds Jimmy, take the meds. They'll make you feel better.

LANCE

I learned the answer to the question back in 1st grade. Its elementary if you think about it. But I'll play: What generally is the consequence of unsatiated appetites? Does the situation increase...say...tension and maybe cause some obsession?

The very best beer I ever had was an icy can of fermented panther piss in Vietnam; it was hot enough to die and be thankful for it, and a guy tossed me a can of Carling Black Label. OMG it was sweet. When I arrived at SEA-TAC in Seattle a year later, the old grannies looked hot! I hadnt seen a white woman in 12 months, and they were yummy. All of them. I had a real steak and real milk! I died and went to heaven. And a week later I was bored.

So pull your head from your ass and stop embarrassing us.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm starting to like you, Stella. You are always right!

I try my best, M'am.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This is exactly why I don't talk. It all sounds stupid. A scream is much more effective and realistic. Happy New Year, Dragon!

LIT is the home of stupid.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Me. For some reason he hates me with a sick passion. Probably because I ignore him, except to laugh.

Hate? You flatter yourself. Youre more like the spitoon I use.

 

[lance gt]

Sorry to hear things aren't going so well Jimmy. I know it's just age that's doing it to you. Mental problems of the elderly just seem to manifest themselves overnight and you wake up all fucked up, just like you are now.
Go see the Doc and get the new meds they have. You'd be surprised at how far they've come since you last battled mental illness.
Do it for us Jimmy. Give us back the flagrant asshole we love. This crass babble isn't worthy of the Jimmy we know. You're better than this.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Sorry to hear things aren't going so well Jimmy. I know it's just age that's doing it to you. Mental problems of the elderly just seem to manifest themselves overnight and you wake up all fucked up, just like you are now.
Go see the Doc and get the new meds they have. You'd be surprised at how far they've come since you last battled mental illness.
Do it for us Jimmy. Give us back the flagrant asshole we love. This crass babble isn't worthy of the Jimmy we know. You're better than this.

LANCE you'll always play 2nd team, get used to it; youre not starter material.

ROB and SADANGEL; God hates them bad to toss them together. Wanna organize a baseball pool for when they split?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

LIT is the home of stupid.

Welcome home, JBJ?

 

[driphoney]

Or a long low moan, groan, or grunted "fuck yeah!"

I was just thinking yesterday that I need to use that little phrase. I never think of it when I'm writing, but it reads sooo hot!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I was just thinking yesterday that I need to use that little phrase. I never think of it when I'm writing, but it reads sooo hot!

I remember the last time I was making love and thinking, oh God, I gotta write this down. It feels so good and then a second later, something else felt even better and I thought that I could write that down, too. Fuck! I can't remember any of it now.

I gotta worn the next guy not to cover up my steno pad when he rolls me over.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I remember the last time I was making love and thinking, oh God, I gotta write this down. It feels so good and then a second later, something else felt even better and I thought that I could write that down, too. Fuck! I can't remember any of it now.

I gotta worn the next guy not to cover up my steno pad when he rolls me over.

Maybe you need a hidden tape recorder in your boudoir... Think what fun the transcriptions will be!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Maybe you need a hidden tape recorder in your boudoir... Think what fun the transcriptions will be!

LOL. I put one of those under the bed in one of my stories. But, since I don't talk, there still wouldn't be any words to transcribe. Some how I need to put sensors on me that are hooked up to computer. OR, I could drink less and remember more (if I ever get into this situation again of making love).