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lance gt said:
I think Stella might make it a more pleasurable experience. I bet a finger or two up your ass Jimmy, she could milk you dry and have you telling her all your dirty little secrets.
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I was thinking that your work related talents will make you a natural to sniff out explosives concealed in boxers and anal cavities. You have a nose for the work.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
I was thinking that your work related talents will make you a natural to sniff out explosives concealed in boxers and anal cavities. You have a nose for the work.
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I did have a nose for it, but alas, it was your festering ass that ruined my olfactory senses. Now you'll have to go with Stella and get searched Deeeeeply. I know you like that Jimmy.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
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Can you imagine going to the airport and letting STELLA search your body cavities? I mean, it would be as horrible as bending over and watching a smiling Norman Bates slip on a glove.
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You have been here long enough to know the difference in a post and pm.

As Lit fantasies go, this one is fairly tame, but you ought to keep it in private until you are ready to be acknowledged as a couple in public.
 
lance gt said:
I did have a nose for it, but alas, it was your festering ass that ruined my olfactory senses. Now you'll have to go with Stella and get searched Deeeeeply. I know you like that Jimmy.
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I don't touch his parts without a full Hazmat suit on. Other than that, his is no more interesting than any other random asshole.
 
Plot bunny: JBJ decides he likes it up the ass, but he needs something bigger than a finger. He proceeds to start hitting on gayish-looking men, but keeps getting rejected. In desperation, JBJ starts hanging out in restrooms frequented by closeted Republicans, but can't figure out how to get the toe-tap right.

Still coming up empty, JBJ reconnects with Stella, asking if she could please put on her strap-on and ream him a new one.

Oh darn, the plot bunny ran off, leaving JBJ stranded with his pants around his ankles and his ass in the air.
 
bronzeage said:
You have been here long enough to know the difference in a post and pm.

As Lit fantasies go, this one is fairly tame, but you ought to keep it in private until you are ready to be acknowledged as a couple in public.
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Did Mike & Carol promote you to Thread Nanny?
 
DeeZire said:
Plot bunny: JBJ decides he likes it up the ass, but he needs something bigger than a finger. He proceeds to start hitting on gayish-looking men, but keeps getting rejected. In desperation, JBJ starts hanging out in restrooms frequented by closeted Republicans, but can't figure out how to get the toe-tap right.

Still coming up empty, JBJ reconnects with Stella, asking if she could please put on her strap-on and ream him a new one.

Oh darn, the plot bunny ran off, leaving JBJ stranded with his pants around his ankles and his ass in the air.
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That bunny ran fast!
 
Stella_Omega said:
It's just like a Beatles song or something... :cool:
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I don't know why, but before I read the following comments "Help" popped into my mind for some reason. I had this goofy picture of Stella in a Hazmat suit, a la cheap Hollywood comedy crime show, moving in on the helpless JBJ ...

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, heeeeeeelp!

:D

It's been a long day.
 
driphoney said:
I don't know why, but before I read the following comments "Help" popped into my mind for some reason. I had this goofy picture of Stella in a Hazmat suit, a la cheap Hollywood comedy crime show, moving in on the helpless JBJ ...

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, heeeeeeelp!

:D

It's been a long day.
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Please relax, sir. We are professionals.

HAHAHAHA!!!!
 
Soon enough STELLA will work at an airport near you, and when you see her sick, twisted smile, her dead eyes, and rubbermaid lubricated glove coming for you, you'll be askeard, too. STELLA is a cross between Norman Bates and a Don Martin cartoon character.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
Soon enough STELLA will work at an airport near you, and when you see her sick, twisted smile, her dead eyes, and rubbermaid lubricated glove coming for you, you'll be askeard, too. STELLA is a cross between Norman Bates and a Don Martin cartoon character.
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How would you describe yourself, James? Or maybe one cannot do it properly, perhaps that's Stella's role?

Just curious.

And Happy New Year's Eve. :)
 
driphoney said:
How would you describe yourself, James? Or maybe one cannot do it properly, perhaps that's Stella's role?

Just curious.

And Happy New Year's Eve. :)
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Good lord, I don't need to describe him. His actions describe himself. The poor bastard.

Happy New Years Eve, jbj. Take your meds. :)
 
driphoney said:
How would you describe yourself, James? Or maybe one cannot do it properly, perhaps that's Stella's role?

Just curious.

And Happy New Year's Eve. :)
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I'm told all the time that I have the most beautiful blue eyes, and women have always loved my voice. I invented hospitality, and loyalty to my friends. My mother told me I was more goddamned trouble than all of her kids combined, and I was the only child she could trust. It takes me about 15 minutes to know everything about you worth knowing. And I'm a lot of fun becuz I have a plentiful supply of great ideas and do some great impersonations, especially Bullwinkle and harelips. I take along boxes of donuts to job interviews. I was admitted to grad school without a bachelor's degree. Sometimes I interview people, wearing my antlers and flashing red nose.
 
yeah... here comes the real topic of this thread. Jimmy is dying to talk about himself. If he cant get people to praise him, he'll take abuse.

He takes a LOT of abuse.
 
Stella_Omega said:
yeah... here comes the real topic of this thread. Jimmy is dying to talk about himself. If he cant get people to praise him, he'll take abuse.

He takes a LOT of abuse.
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From what I've read, there's a lot of abuse for him to take.
just a thought.
 
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