Scarlett_GA
Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 9, 2009
- Posts
- 62
Job opening, that is. 
Location: Metro Atlanta area… or fairly close by (within 2-3 hr drive); no telecommuting! (read: not interested in cyber or phone)
Duration: This is not a one-time engagement; candidates should be seeking steady employment.
Qualifications: The ideal candidate is a stable and (relatively) sane single* male, disease and drug free, in the 30-45 age range (though there is flexibility in age requirements). He is intelligent with a witty and sarcastic sense of humor. He’s honest, warm and affectionate; smiles and laughs often and dislikes drama or arguing. Sexually he is open minded, patient, attentive and falls more on the sensual and passionate side versus rough, dominant or aggressive.
Duties: Primary duty involves being partner in crime to a professional, attractive, single 36-yr old BBW who is intelligent, kind, funny and somewhat shy. The successful candidate will help her open up and explore, make her feel wanted and loved, keep her thinking, keep her satiated and put a smile on her face, in more ways than one. Frequent weekend work required that may involve spending the entire weekend naked in bed performing lewd acts on one another, stopping only to eat, nap and shower… and perhaps do a crossword puzzle together. Other duties may include but are not limited to: going out to dinner; eating in; sex; going to the movies; attending concerts and live theater; sex; spur-of-the-moment road trips; day trips; sex; talking and laughing… did I mention sex?
Benefits: Free healthcare (taking care of you when you’re sick) and shtupping the boss without fear of sexual harassment lawsuits.
*Apologies to the married candidates but unless you’re signing divorce papers in the next few weeks, scheduling “meetings” around your wife and kids is just too much of a pain in the ass for consideration at this time!
Interested candidates should send a PM detailing your qualifications and why you think you’d be a good fit for the position. I look forward to hearing from you!
Location: Metro Atlanta area… or fairly close by (within 2-3 hr drive); no telecommuting! (read: not interested in cyber or phone)
Duration: This is not a one-time engagement; candidates should be seeking steady employment.
Qualifications: The ideal candidate is a stable and (relatively) sane single* male, disease and drug free, in the 30-45 age range (though there is flexibility in age requirements). He is intelligent with a witty and sarcastic sense of humor. He’s honest, warm and affectionate; smiles and laughs often and dislikes drama or arguing. Sexually he is open minded, patient, attentive and falls more on the sensual and passionate side versus rough, dominant or aggressive.
Duties: Primary duty involves being partner in crime to a professional, attractive, single 36-yr old BBW who is intelligent, kind, funny and somewhat shy. The successful candidate will help her open up and explore, make her feel wanted and loved, keep her thinking, keep her satiated and put a smile on her face, in more ways than one. Frequent weekend work required that may involve spending the entire weekend naked in bed performing lewd acts on one another, stopping only to eat, nap and shower… and perhaps do a crossword puzzle together. Other duties may include but are not limited to: going out to dinner; eating in; sex; going to the movies; attending concerts and live theater; sex; spur-of-the-moment road trips; day trips; sex; talking and laughing… did I mention sex?
Benefits: Free healthcare (taking care of you when you’re sick) and shtupping the boss without fear of sexual harassment lawsuits.
*Apologies to the married candidates but unless you’re signing divorce papers in the next few weeks, scheduling “meetings” around your wife and kids is just too much of a pain in the ass for consideration at this time!
Interested candidates should send a PM detailing your qualifications and why you think you’d be a good fit for the position. I look forward to hearing from you!
I could use the help in recruiting. 
