Mr. T and...

[ThatSweetness]

Through a conversation with Drewxcore we somehow came to discuss that if Mr. T were to be in a porn, who would be the female supporting actress? We mentioned Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry as Catwoman. Any other suggestions?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I dont think Mister T's name has been uttered by anyone since ROCKY 13 in 1983. He must be a geezer by now. SARAH oughta be his speed; I nominate her.

 

[drewxcore]

He does adverts still.

Including a world of warcraft one that scared me...

 

[ThatSweetness]

He does adverts still.

Including a world of warcraft one that scared me...

I saw him on an infomercial recently about some product that you cook with. It looks like a food dehydrator but they were cooking chicken and french fries with claims that it tastes like it's fried without the grease.

He is looking quite old though so maybe we should nominate Whitney Houston

 

[drewxcore]

You don't fancy a go yourself then?

 

[ThatSweetness]

You don't fancy a go yourself then?

well, considering he proclaims that anyone who messes with him is a fool and that he pities them, I imagine he couldn't do much for me. It's oh so tempting though

 

[drewxcore]

Ok ok, not Mr T, how about this then...

Fancy a shag? (with me) x

 

[ThatSweetness]

Ok ok, not Mr T, how about this then...

Fancy a shag? (with me) x

persistent little bugger

 

[drewxcore]

never

 

[ThatSweetness]

how about that blonde lady that played the boss on 40 yr old virgin. She always seems kinda wild

 

[drewxcore]

Oh i watched that yesterday!

Yeahhhhh, she could take mr t!

 

[lance gt]

I think Lisa Lampanelli would be perfect for Mr. T. She claims to have had more black cock in her than the urinals at the Apollo Theater.

 

[ThatSweetness]

I think Lisa Lampanelli would be perfect for Mr. T. She claims to have had more black cock in her than the urinals at the Apollo Theater.

hah! that made me smile I didn't even think about her but she's oh so obvious

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Heh heh... Charlie Sheen

 

[scotsmitch2001]

would have to be someone OTT
Queen Latifa ?

 

[Stella_Omega]

would have to be someone OTT
Queen Latifa ?

I would do Queen Latifa. She's gorgeous in her way.

Mr. T is a dumbshit. He bought a beautifully wooded estate on the edge of lake Michigan, and cut down the 300-year-old trees so he could have a better view. Not a few of them-- all of them, he clearcut three acres. I cant really imagine him being any smarter around someone else's body, either.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I would do Queen Latifa. She's gorgeous in her way.

Mr. T is a dumbshit. He bought a beautifully wooded estate on the edge of lake Michigan, and cut down the 300-year-old trees so he could have a better view. Not a few of them-- all of them, he clearcut three acres. I cant really imagine him being any smarter around someone else's body, either.

I'd love Queen Latifa but I think she'd kick the snot out of T as well as outsmarting him. Of course, since this is a porn fantasy, she'd likely break his back!

 

[cloudy]

Through a conversation with Drewxcore we somehow came to discuss that if Mr. T were to be in a porn, who would be the female supporting actress? We mentioned Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry as Catwoman. Any other suggestions?

I have a headache this morning, but really....who cares? Yeah, Mr. T is someone I've always wanted to see naked.

(please stop using weird colors and fonts. It won't endear you to people, I promise)

 

[JackLuis]

Mr. T and Queen Latifa? Wowzers, that would be an interesting 30 minutes of film.

 

[glynndah]

I would do Queen Latifa. She's gorgeous in her way.

Mr. T is a dumbshit. He bought a beautifully wooded estate on the edge of lake Michigan, and cut down the 300-year-old trees so he could have a better view. Not a few of them-- all of them, he clearcut three acres. I cant really imagine him being any smarter around someone else's body, either.

I heard his excuse was that he was allergic to the pollen, but still... I agree with your sentiments.

 

[drewxcore]

I have a headache this morning, but really....who cares? Yeah, Mr. T is someone I've always wanted to see naked.

(please stop using weird colors and fonts. It won't endear you to people, I promise)

Urgh, do you have any sense of fun?

I think Queen Latifah might just be the winner...!

 

[cloudy]

Urgh, do you have any sense of fun?

I think Queen Latifah might just be the winner...!

Yeah, Mr. T is just so much fun.



Sorry, but I prefer intelligence with my fun instead of vapidity.

 

[drewxcore]

Yeah, Mr. T is just so much fun.



Sorry, but I prefer intelligence with my fun instead of vapidity.

No one asked you to read this thread.

Cheerio x

 

[Stella_Omega]

Urgh, do you have any sense of fun?

I think Queen Latifah might just be the winner...!

I don't think she would consider that a win.

 

[cloudy]

I don't think she would consider that a win.

Would anyone?

Dumbest fucking thread of the year, hands down, although the "Thriller" thread is a contender.