Your Tattoos

[lance gt]

You forgot 'white' Christmas, add it to the list. In case youre curious, a white Christmas is when you actually buy the gifts you give.

I don't understand your co-relation to Tats. Am I to understand that gifts that are hand-made aren't worth giving to people? Or are you referring to people with tats generally steal the presents they give to others?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I don't understand your co-relation to Tats. Am I to understand that gifts that are hand-made aren't worth giving to people? Or are you referring to people with tats generally steal the presents they give to others?

Do this; GOOGLE 'Correlation between crime and tattoos' and see what you get.

Uh! Oh! I peeked. Not good! About .74 correlation for incarceration, tats, and antisocial personality disorder, even bipolar disorder. You guys are some sick fucks.

 

[SeaCat]

Hmmmm, so I'm a four foot tall overweight thief who just happens to be un educated, flatulent, Welfare, Biker Bitch because I happen to have tatts? Cool, I'll have to let my wife know about my change in status.

Cat

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Hmmmm, so I'm a four foot tall overweight thief who just happens to be un educated, flatulent, Welfare, Biker Bitch because I happen to have tatts? Cool, I'll have to let my wife know about my change in status.

Cat

In your case its an improvement.

 

[SeaCat]

In your case its an improvement.

Oh a shot below the belt, I like nastiness in people.

You know James you would make one of my favorite neighbors. Cranky, opinionated and self sufficent you would leave me alone and I would be able to leave you alone and yet you would be the one who had a cold beer ready after I fixed your Dodge Dart for the umpteenth time. (One of the best cars once you fixed it's few failings in my opinion.)

Oh and I wouldn't have to worry about your hitting on my wife because you would understand that if she didn't emasculate you with a Teaspoon I would do so with a Wood Rasp.

Cat

 

[ThatSweetness]

To get back on track, I have two tattoos and quite frankly I don't care what people think of them or the fact that I have them. If he wants to call me white trash so be it. Just because he calls me that doesn't make me so...if I call you a door it doesn't mean you are one.

I have an all black tribal dragonfly on the top of my left foot. It doesn't necessarily mean anything. My best friend and I were talking about getting a tattoo, we both liked tribal, we both like how they looked on the foot. She liked dragonflies more than I did, I was thinking about something to do with stars but once the lady designed it I really liked it so we both got them matching.

The second one was a bit more random. I was on vacation in TN and my cousin and I every time we are together realize that though we live far and rarely talk we are very similar in personality. We had both been thinking about getting our second tattoo so off we went to the shop. We chose some flowers and had an R intertwined in the center for our last name.

 

[Angelscuck]

Tattoos

I was in the Navy and the Marines. I never got a tattoo because I never found anything important enough to put on my body for the rest of my life. I have seen a lot of tattoos. Some stupid, some quite beautiful.

When I turned sixty-four, I decided to get tattoos. All my tattoos (5) are on my upper arms. If I wear a short sleeved shirt, you cant see them. If I want to show them, (most of the time), I wear a sleeveless t-shirt and a vest.

My advise on tattoos are; Think carefully what you put on your body, you will have to live with it for the rest of your life. The cost of removing a tattoo is ten times the cost of getting one.

My tattoos are as follows:

1. The insignia of a Navy Corpsman attached to the Marines.
2. The Logo of the Los Angeles Free Clinic, which I help start, ran for two years and spent the next ten years working with free clinics.
3. The love of my life, Angel, represented by an angel/mermaid.
4. Three hearts linked together with my three children's names.
5. A medical Caduceus with RN on each side, which was my main career for twenty years.

I designed them all myself and had an expert tattoo artist do them. Cheap tattoos look bad and can cause health problems if they become infected.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Do this; GOOGLE 'Correlation between crime and tattoos' and see what you get.

I get forty-year-old social studies. Times have changed drastically, but if you want to live and die in the past have at it.

Uh! Oh! I peeked. Not good! About .74 correlation for incarceration, tats, and antisocial personality disorder, even bipolar disorder. You guys are some sick fucks.

You suffer from antisocial disorder, bipolar disorder even though you don't have tattoos. On the other hand, some of the most effective and brilliant, compassionate and caring people we know do have tats.

Take your meds. Remember, the rubber spoon is safe for you. The sharp forks are a no-no.

 

[lance gt]

Do this; GOOGLE 'Correlation between crime and tattoos' and see what you get.

Uh! Oh! I peeked. Not good! About .74 correlation for incarceration, tats, and antisocial personality disorder, even bipolar disorder. You guys are some sick fucks.

And you really believe everything you read? Especially Gov't directed studies. Jimmy, I thought you had more on the go than that. For someone who portrays himself an educated man, your views are more Suess than Thompson.

I take people as they come for their own merits as a person, not what the outer shell looks like. Good people come in the strangest wrappings sometimes.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

To get back on track, I have two tattoos and quite frankly I don't care what people think of them or the fact that I have them. If he wants to call me white trash so be it. Just because he calls me that doesn't make me so...if I call you a door it doesn't mean you are one.

I have an all black tribal dragonfly on the top of my left foot. It doesn't necessarily mean anything. My best friend and I were talking about getting a tattoo, we both liked tribal, we both like how they looked on the foot. She liked dragonflies more than I did, I was thinking about something to do with stars but once the lady designed it I really liked it so we both got them matching.

The second one was a bit more random. I was on vacation in TN and my cousin and I every time we are together realize that though we live far and rarely talk we are very similar in personality. We had both been thinking about getting our second tattoo so off we went to the shop. We chose some flowers and had an R intertwined in the center for our last name.

Youre white trash and steal Christmas presents from orphans.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Oh a shot below the belt, I like nastiness in people.

You know James you would make one of my favorite neighbors. Cranky, opinionated and self sufficent you would leave me alone and I would be able to leave you alone and yet you would be the one who had a cold beer ready after I fixed your Dodge Dart for the umpteenth time. (One of the best cars once you fixed it's few failings in my opinion.)

Oh and I wouldn't have to worry about your hitting on my wife because you would understand that if she didn't emasculate you with a Teaspoon I would do so with a Wood Rasp.

Cat

Youre everything ROB wishes he could be; when I say he looks up to you, I mean it.

 

[lance gt]

Youre white trash and steal Christmas presents from orphans.

Jimmy, be nice. It's Christmas time. Try to behave and be nice for at least one more week, then you can be your old self again. Poor thing probably wonders what kind of place Laurel and Manu are running here.

You were a white trash kid weren't you Jimmy? Someone steal your lump of coal and hit you in the face with it? Kid had a tattoo I bet. Bad boy wasn't he. And as it's Christmas, the truth should be told. Yo're not an orphan Jimmy. Your parents ran away and left someone else to drop you off there and told you they were killed by a mob of tattoed, fat, female dwarfs. It's okay Jimmy, let the hurt out and feel the healing power of the truth.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

And you really believe everything you read? Especially Gov't directed studies. Jimmy, I thought you had more on the go than that. For someone who portrays himself an educated man, your views are more Suess than Thompson.

I take people as they come for their own merits as a person, not what the outer shell looks like. Good people come in the strangest wrappings sometimes.

I dont steal presents from orphans. or date girlz who look like Tiny Yokum.

 

[trysail]

James frequently tells folks around here things they don't want to hear. Just because you don't want to hear those things doesn't mean he's wrong.

Those of us who know him are well aware of his tendency for embellishment and the delight he derives from stirring up the animals.

 

[Stella_Omega]

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James frequently tells folks around here things they don't want to hear. Just because you don't want to hear those things doesn't mean he's wrong.

Those of us who know him are well aware of his tendency for embellishment and the delight he derives from stirring up the animals.


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Oh, bullshit. He gets mocked by the same people that laugh at you too. That is not the same as "knowing him well."

I dont steal presents from orphans. or date girlz who look like Tiny Yokum.

You don't give presents to orphans. And you date your own hand. Everyone knows this.

 

[O2]

Tatts

I waited until I turned 50, not having an idea of what I wanted. My wife is Japanese American, we have two daughters. I decided to get their names in Kanji on my arm. I went to this site: http://www.takase.com/TattooDesign/TattooDesign.htm and had him design it for me.

I had her mother make sure it was correct and a neighbor fluent in Japanese to verify. I checked with both girls to be sure they didn't mind.

It's vertical, their names in black with the eldest higher up. There is also the symbol for daughters in red below the upper name to balance it out. It's at the shoulder and can only been seen if I'm shirtless or have a tanktop on.

I got two prints and had each framed for them.

 

[trysail]

Oh, bullshit. He gets mocked by the same people that laugh at you too. That is not the same as "knowing him well."

Stella, one of the vernacular definitions of insanity is, "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."

As I have no interest in this particular food fight, I intend to abstain from further comment. There are times when you would be well-advised to do the same.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Stella, one of the vernacular definitions of insanity is, "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."

As I have no interest in this particular food fight, I intend to abstain from further comment. There are times when you would be well-advised to do the same.


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The only result we ever expect is that new people notice that jimmybob is considered an asshole by almost everyone else here. You would not want newcomers here to think we condone his deficiencies, would you?

No, I didn't think so.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

James frequently tells folks around here things they don't want to hear. Just because you don't want to hear those things doesn't mean he's wrong.

Those of us who know him are well aware of his tendency for embellishment and the delight he derives from stirring up the animals.

I never embellish, I simply stretch things for an optimal fit....like the CBO.

 

[lance gt]

I never embellish, I simply stretch things for an optimal fit....like the CBO.

Hell I'm President of the JBJ fanclub. I love playing with Jimmy. He's one of the only ones in here that knows how to really yank your chain and do it with flair. It's the noobs I'm concerned about. Poor things come in and Jimmy's on them before they know what to make of the place. He just needs to ease them in to being insulted and degraded at his level. It is quite the cultural shock to have a raving lunatic running around the place freely.

 

[Freefall_mc]

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[Dragonlipz]

Jeez, it's time for me to weigh in on this one.....
By the way, thanks to JBJ for agitating the cesspool on this one......

Way back in the day:
I met a girl who wore a tatoo that she revealed when her kimono was removed. It was a lovely depiction of a feathered serpent flying over a lake at dawn. The whole scene was bordered by mountains. As I said, it was an amazing and inspiring sight. It also marked her as a whore of a particular triad (or gang) in Veit Nam.......This tat marked her association with these gangsters and also her loyalty to them for the rest of her life or when they got tired of using her. Her story is not unique. I've met many tat'ed women in the ensuing decades who owed their allegiance to the gangs.
I've met men who wore tats establishing their bona fides as ganstas, bikers, black frat boys, etc....
My point is that if disfiguring your body makes you feel more human or connected or whatever; then whatever you need is not a permanent marker on your body: you need a positive connection in your brain. You need to feel confident in yourself and your abilities. No tat can do that.

 

[Dragonlipz]

I never embellish, I simply stretch things for an optimal fit....like the CBO.

Or your tailor

 

[drewxcore]

I have just the one tattoo, and i love it, even if it is something i'll regret when I'm much older.

I used to be a fundraiser, and on my third night living with the team(oh yes) we all got drunk and decided to get tattoos. So we drank some more and the only sobre one in the group (who was a fully licensed tattooist i might add) gave us each a small smiley face on either our ankle, or our foot. I had mine on my ankle. It was foolish, but i love him, he's called kevin.

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

My Tat is a tribute to my Dad and my scottish roots...it is of a thistle and it is in the center of my upper back.