sinnocence
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They were promoting a "lunch with benefits" during one of the games today. Of course my mind would think of lunch served with a side of hot, steamy sex.
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(for that is what it is. Awesome).

Ever have one of those days where you wanna tell everyone to fuck off?
Yeah, had one of those.
Trade secret, my dear.
Well, your brain may be disintegrating, but at least you're harnessing your last few neurons to create posts that will amuse us.
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I'm torn between posting this in the "what pissed you off" thread and the "what made you smile" thread. So, it will just go here.
Credit card company has been calling me. I'm missed a payment. Yes, I know its my credit but when you have less than $1 in your checking account there isn't much you can do on a $100+ bill which I'm suppose to be receiving help from my parents since we had to put my car on it (but I'm not). I spoke with someone and told them that's nothing I can do until January (financial aid time).
Anyway, they called my parents house Saturday, I don't know how they even got that number. So, this morning when they called I was highly pissed about them calling my parent's house and then calling and waking me up after I had only been asleep for 30 minutes. The lady who called me was nice and went to get a supervisor to "see what we can do from keep your account in the good."
This lady was rude and bitchy from the time she was put on the line. I went through the whole thing AGAIN about how I couldn't do anything until January when I got my financial aid. Then she started with you can lose your financial aid if your credit gets messed up shit. I told her I didn't see how that was possible and she went on and on about how it was; finally I just said I been unemployed for a year made my payment ever month, I shouldn't have to be harassed with this bullshit. I would like to speak to someone else please. Then she was like well I can do that but they are going to tell you the same thing, I said that's fine but at least they won't be bitchy and rude about it. I would like to speak to someone else now! Then she started with well I have 100s of temporary job places throughout the US that work wonderful and she was still talking when I cut her off in mid-sentence and said well isn't that fan-fucking-tastic for you but I've tried those places but they don't work. And hung up.
I got out my card and called the number on the back of it and pressed whatever option it is to speak with someone. Then I said I need to speak with a account manager please; well you was just speaking with one of our account managers. Yes, I'm aware of this but she was bitchy and rude to me and I want to talk to someone ELSE about closing my account. The second manager wasn't bitchy and wasn't rude. And said basically the same thing the bitchy, rude lady said but minus the threats which is I need to send them money now (good fucking luck) and then I closed my account with them and file a complaint against the first lady.
You being bitchy and rude isn't going to get you the money you need any quicker. It's just going to cause customers like me to file complaints against you and then close their accounts.
I have been planning on closing this account for some time and today was just the last draw.

how much wine does it take to make me forget that I have to bake cookies all day again tomorrow?
BTDT. Melatonin helps a lot of people, I understand...Farking insomnia.