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i'll swap elfy and ms moon's renos for three weeks with my relos...any takers???
it's in bundy right near the golf course...does that get me at least a little interest??
hate family holidays...i'll take the maldives under water over this BS any day elfy...
merry christmas..bah humbug.

i'll say add me to to ICR's comment -

Dear Santa, I am writing to let you know I have been naughty, and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard!!

it pretty much sums up my whole attitude this year.

 

[scottmason]

morning convicts

 

[enrapturedmoon]

i'll swap elfy and ms moon's renos for three weeks with my relos...any takers???
it's in bundy right near the golf course...does that get me at least a little interest??
hate family holidays...i'll take the maldives under water over this BS any day elfy...
merry christmas..bah humbug.

i'll say add me to to ICR's comment -

Dear Santa, I am writing to let you know I have been naughty, and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard!!

it pretty much sums up my whole attitude this year.

Three weeks with rellies hmmm bring on the brush, sander and varnish say I! It just doesn't seem like Christmas this year or is it just me?

morning convicts

Ooooh them's fighting words Mr Sexy. Put 'em up boyo and let's see who get's the "upper hand"...........

Well right now after day 5 of my painting journey I'm rather tired and things ache.....I call it a journey cause I started in the lounge room..I've managed to move on down the hallway, past two rooms now on the border of the kitchen. Also managed to see a bit of the cricket..whilst waiting for the paint to dry...ripping up carpet is easy, not too keen on the polishing...usually get someone to do that for me...but if you have anything else needing a touch up let me know...

So you are the Leyland brothers of home reno? Want a hand with your painting? Maybe you need some stroke correction there, wouldn't want your poor wrists to be overworked....rsi is not a good thing (as I am sure you are already aware ). As for the 'touch up' well if you touch mine up, I'll polish yours.

Ms Moon,

Now really don't you know we are required to save water...showering should be done with with more than one person to conserve water

I'll bring the slough cloth and wash, got the oils for the post bath rub down?

I always make sure the most important sock is always on...as for making love...I'm not sure I've heard any bloke say..."well last night when I was making love to my (insert political correct gender term here)...the British term "shag" seems more appropriate.

Good lad, "if it's not on, it's not in" should be everyone's motto. What is wrong with "make love" as terminology du jour? Though I do personally like a bit of "rumpy pumpy" myself.
As for them boys being too eager I thought you would like that...and the higher recovery rate

Ah sweetie Elfy, once one get's to a certain age, though quantity is always lovely, one does seek a more sensual quality to one's rumpy pumpy. Plus it's harder for
them to get on with the job, look pretty and shut their mouths...they do tend to insist on making conversation.

Well I shall sit back and wait for the rolling of idignant young male eyes.....

XXX Ms Moon

 

[Gil_T2]

{{{{Gil & Bandit}}}}}

Love your new holiday AV Gil!

So glad you like it Kayte

 

[Gil_T2]

thanks for keeping the tutu on for so long, the new holiday one looks nice and spicy!

Anytime Noor I always willing to please & pleasure where I can.

 

[Gil_T2]

ICR sighting!......Merry Christmas to all you Aussies.
and congratulations for voting down global warming junk.

BEAR SIGHTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seems LIT has been keeping you away from here or was it the lack of ICR attending the thread?

 

[Gil_T2]

Three weeks with rellies hmmm bring on the brush, sander and varnish say I! It just doesn't seem like Christmas this year or is it just me?



Ooooh them's fighting words Mr Sexy. Put 'em up boyo and let's see who get's the "upper hand"...........



So you are the Leyland brothers of home reno? Want a hand with your painting? Maybe you need some stroke correction there, wouldn't want your poor wrists to be overworked....rsi is not a good thing (as I am sure you are already aware ). As for the 'touch up' well if you touch mine up, I'll polish yours.



Ah sweetie Elfy, once one get's to a certain age, though quantity is always lovely, one does seek a more sensual quality to one's rumpy pumpy. Plus it's harder for
them to get on with the job, look pretty and shut their mouths...they do tend to insist on making conversation.

Well I shall sit back and wait for the rolling of idignant young male eyes.....

XXX Ms Moon

It sure isn't much like Chrissy for us either as Chrissy day will be spent hooked to my machine for 8 hours
We have also got no pressies for anyone this year & made a few donations to a couple of worthwhile charities, the grand kids miss out but the way my daughter throws money away every year on way to many presents for them there is nothing to get them.

 

[Noor]

It sure isn't much like Chrissy for us either as Chrissy day will be spent hooked to my machine for 8 hours
We have also got no pressies for anyone this year & made a few donations to a couple of worthwhile charities, the grand kids miss out but the way my daughter throws money away every year on way to many presents for them there is nothing to get them.

You and Bandit have the best presents in the world, each other! That machine is also a positive thing in that it keeps you 1) alive and 2) at home rather than some icky health center.

 

[darkelf9]

i'll swap elfy and ms moon's renos for three weeks with my relos...any takers???
it's in bundy right near the golf course...does that get me at least a little interest??
hate family holidays...i'll take the maldives under water over this BS any day elfy...
merry christmas..bah humbug.

i'll say add me to to ICR's comment -

Dear Santa, I am writing to let you know I have been naughty, and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard!!

it pretty much sums up my whole attitude this year.

Now Charlie,

You know relatives are like expensive chocolate...you only need a little bit at a time...besides if we could pick our relatives, there would be a lot left with no homes to go to....they would have run one of those appeals....'Adopt a relative for Chirstmas'....

The only thing that sounds appealing about the swap is the Bundy...but there needs to be truck loads of it....golfing doesn't do it for me...although if I could play like Tiger Woods I reckon my average would improve...the golf might improve as well

May be you could send your relatives for a holiday to the Maldives...during high tide

 

[darkelf9]

It sure isn't much like Chrissy for us either as Chrissy day will be spent hooked to my machine for 8 hours
We have also got no pressies for anyone this year & made a few donations to a couple of worthwhile charities, the grand kids miss out but the way my daughter throws money away every year on way to many presents for them there is nothing to get them.

Hey Gil,

Not a good way to spend Christmas, but I guess it needs to be done. I did all my medical stuff for this month last week. I get on that merry-go-round again in 3 months....I'm thinking of getting a tattoo so the nurses can find the spot to drill easier...one time they could only find water...needless to say I never went there on a weekend ever again

Going to see the grand nieces and nephews on Christmas Day...it's all my eldest brother's fault for getting married early...a grand uncle at my age...really

Hope the day goes by easily

 

[darkelf9]

morning convicts

You mean there are convicts around....quick someone hide the bread and hankies...can't trust those bastards, although they are rather good at cricket and rugby, and sport in the general......

 

[darkelf9]

So you are the Leyland brothers of home reno? Want a hand with your painting? Maybe you need some stroke correction there, wouldn't want your poor wrists to be overworked....rsi is not a good thing (as I am sure you are already aware ). As for the 'touch up' well if you touch mine up, I'll polish yours.


Ah sweetie Elfy, once one get's to a certain age, though quantity is always lovely, one does seek a more sensual quality to one's rumpy pumpy. Plus it's harder for
them to get on with the job, look pretty and shut their mouths...they do tend to insist on making conversation.

Well I shall sit back and wait for the rolling of idignant young male eyes.....

XXX Ms Moon

Nothing wrong with the Leyland Brothers....they were pioneers to all those travel shows that came after them...although they can keep that caravaning...not my scene at all...my idea of camping is going to a two star motel

I'm not sure having you here while I'm painting will achieve much painting...although clean up time could be interesting...it isn't my wrists that are the problem at the moment more like the shoulders and upper thighs...I'm sure you don't need much of a touch up, but I do make sure I do proper preparation...it shouldn't be rushed

 

[Gil_T2]

You and Bandit have the best presents in the world, each other! That machine is also a positive thing in that it keeps you 1) alive and 2) at home rather than some icky health center.

Thanks Noor & you are right about outside treatment as they only give you enough time on Dialysis to maintain the patient & not like us here where the longer hours has me feeling more energetic & way more healthy so I am blessed to have BANDIT who has stepped up to do a very difficult job.
I wouldn't be as healthy as I am without her love & care.

 

[ICR]

ICR sighting!......Merry Christmas to all you Aussies.
and congratulations for voting down global warming junk.

Awww did you miss me?

Beary Merry Christmas to you too Fuzzball.

 

[ICR]

i'll swap elfy and ms moon's renos for three weeks with my relos...any takers???
it's in bundy right near the golf course...does that get me at least a little interest??
hate family holidays...i'll take the maldives under water over this BS any day elfy...
merry christmas..bah humbug.

i'll say add me to to ICR's comment -

Dear Santa, I am writing to let you know I have been naughty, and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard!!

it pretty much sums up my whole attitude this year.

I don't know about you but I have had a wonderful time being naughty.

 

[ICR]

morning convicts

Howdy.

 

[Gil_T2]

Hey Gil,

Not a good way to spend Christmas, but I guess it needs to be done. I did all my medical stuff for this month last week. I get on that merry-go-round again in 3 months....I'm thinking of getting a tattoo so the nurses can find the spot to drill easier...one time they could only find water...needless to say I never went there on a weekend ever again

Going to see the grand nieces and nephews on Christmas Day...it's all my eldest brother's fault for getting married early...a grand uncle at my age...really

Hope the day goes by easily

It's a depressing at times way of life but it also allows me to enjoy the life I love plus death is so limiting as far as fun goes so it's what I/we do.

A grand uncle sounds better than grandad

 

[darkelf9]

Evening all,

Hope your Christmas plans are..well not that hectic.

Speaking of Christmas I heard an ad on the radio whilst finishing off a painting task...the ad stated a husband had thrust a credit card in to his wife's hand and asked her to use it at the shop in the ad...clearly this ad was pure fiction..the last thing I'd be thrusting in to a woman's hand would be a credit card...I could think of other things to thrust in to her hand....a credit card wouldn't even make the optional list....

To the blokes I hope Santa brings you a little ho ho ho...or her sister

To the ladies I hope Santa's package is bountiful

To those of other sexual persuasions..I'm sure Santa won't mind if you do some re-gifting...

 

[ICR]

Gil, are you feeling any better than you were on Saturday night?

 

[miaction69]

i just want santa to bring me a M.A.N - in the flesh, no tinsel pls.

 

[ICR]

Evening all,

Hope your Christmas plans are..well not that hectic.

Speaking of Christmas I heard an ad on the radio whilst finishing off a painting task...the ad stated a husband had thrust a credit card in to his wife's hand and asked her to use it at the shop in the ad...clearly this ad was pure fiction..the last thing I'd be thrusting in to a woman's hand would be a credit card...I could think of other things to thrust in to her hand....a credit card wouldn't even make the optional list....

To the blokes I hope Santa brings you a little ho ho ho...or her sister

To the ladies I hope Santa's package is bountiful

To those of other sexual persuasions..I'm sure Santa won't mind if you do some re-gifting...

I will have the bounty and the sister thanks.

 

[Gil_T2]

Now Charlie,

You know relatives are like expensive chocolate...you only need a little bit at a time...besides if we could pick our relatives, there would be a lot left with no homes to go to....they would have run one of those appeals....'Adopt a relative for Chirstmas'....

The only thing that sounds appealing about the swap is the Bundy...but there needs to be truck loads of it....golfing doesn't do it for me...although if I could play like Tiger Woods I reckon my average would improve...the golf might improve as well

May be you could send your relatives for a holiday to the Maldives...during high tide

Every fucking Christmas since I was a young lad (around 5yo) I've been reminded by an Aunt that she took me to the movies to see John the Baptist get his head cut off (think it was the bible with charlton heston) as that was the only bit of it as a 3yo I liked (NO COMMENT NEEDED THANKS) & have heard about it every fucking year since & I'm 56yo now so for around 50 years I've been hearing this same damn story & whats worse is she didn't even pay for me!!!!!!!!!!

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gil_T2]

I don't know about you but I have had a wonderful time being naughty.

Naughty is so much more fun that being good.

 

[darkelf9]

It's a depressing at times way of life but it also allows me to enjoy the life I love plus death is so limiting as far as fun goes so it's what I/we do.

A grand uncle sounds better than grandad

Yep death does have a way of bringing things to an end....as I told my doctor..."at least I now know I have choices"...he didn't laugh..no sense of humour those guys...

Well since my brother let his swimmers run free...I thought I should get out of the pool...besides being an uncle means I can leave at the end of the day and hand them back...

As I have come to appreciate...one day at a time..tomorrow is always another start.

Hope you and Bandit have a safe festive season. All the best.

 

[Gil_T2]

Gil, are you feeling any better than you were on Saturday night?

Looking like the fistula needs another ballooning to re open it up so hospital could be on the cards very soon

I'ts all so tough on BANDIT which pisses me off & hope when this fistula dies they put it's replacement where I can cannulate it so it's a lot less worry for her.