If you think you don't like leather please watch this

[Marquis]

Axe Instinct - Youtube

I caught this tonight.

My dick almost hawked a loogie on the floor.

 

[00Syd]

They were playing this before movies for a while, and everytime I saw it with my boyfriend we would try to spot the leather fetishists in the audience perking up.

 

[jadefirefly]

I'll get called weird for this, but I stopped wearing women's anti-perspirant / deodorant long ago. I don't care for my underarms smelling like flowers or baby powder.

About two years ago, I started using the Axe line, 'cause I like 'em. Nobody's ever commented, either friend, acquaintance or anyone getting intimate; and Instinct is the one I have right now, and my favorite so far.

Buuuut that's just me being odd.

*crawls back in her hole*

 

[00Syd]

Personally, I think Axe smells awful.

 

[jadefirefly]

Personally, I think Axe smells awful.

Some of them, I wholeheartedly agree. I also can't be bothered to waste my time with the sprays, body washes, etc.

I just like the don't-stink stuff.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Personally, I think Axe smells awful.

As a British comedian said about the english equivalent "The smell of teenage desperation".

 

[WriterDom]

I didn't get much out of it myself.

 

[Aquila1]

Eau de teenage boy. *nods head* I used to have an hour long commute by train to the city each morning a few years ago, and a large proportion of the commuters were young boys travelling to school who apparently bathed in these products each morning (as opposed to actual bathing).

That stuff has burned holes in my nostrils - the other popular one was called 'Lynx' I think - *shudders at the memory of stinky polecat teenage boys with smelly feet doused in cheap spray on flavoured ethanol*.

 

[00Syd]

There was some asshole in high school who would run through the halls and spray Axe everywhere during classes. So then we would get out of class and the whole school would smell like nauseating crap.

Ugh.

 

[Netzach]

ZOMGZ, ppl. It's not a referendum on the smell of Axe!

I'm in favor of the visuals. Does anyone else have a pulse in here?
However: when you see the face part it stops working for me, then it's obviously sorta-ok CG, wheras the ass curve and the leg alone are yum.

 

[Marquis]

ZOMGZ, ppl. It's not a referendum on the smell of Axe!

I'm in favor of the visuals. Does anyone else have a pulse in here?
However: when you see the face part it stops working for me, then it's obviously sorta-ok CG, wheras the ass curve and the leg alone are yum.

Yeah, the face threw me off too.

 

[ffion]

*shrugs* - does not much for me.

 

[Cattypuss]

ZOMGZ, ppl. It's not a referendum on the smell of Axe!

It is now!

I loathe the stuff. Smell of teenage desperation indeed lol.

And I quite like leather, but that ad does nothing at all for me.

Now, give me a man actually WEARING leather (preferably cos he's just got off a motorbike) and smelling of Antaeus, and I'll drool myself into a state of dangerous dehydration.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Gosh. I wasn't going to watch the vid because of slow internet here, but then I did, and got confused for a bit because we call that 'Lynx' here.

Yes, I liked that ad, but it didn't do massive things for me either.

Nor did Axe/Lynx do massive things for that poor Indian bloke who sued the manufacturing company for the fact that the "Lynx effect' did nothing for him and he still didn't have a gf after 7 years of using it...