Post Like Ishmael!

[Sonny Limatina]

Here's your chance! Impress your friends! Be the envy of your neighbors! Post like Literotica's smartest (just ask him!) numnum.

I'll start:




I just burped.

Ishmael

 

[unregistered]

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Uh oh, what did he do? Shove a post up your ass and break it off?

You forgot to sign it. You'll get the hang of it.

Ishmael

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Why would I want to post like an ignorant jackass who lies about making political commercials to people he doesn't know on the internet?

Ishtard

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Why would I want to post like an ignorant jackass who lies about making political commercials to people he doesn't know on the internet?

Ishtard

This is going to be harder than I thought.

Ishmael

 

[Peregrinator]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=399790&highlight=fart

Peregrinator

 

[Sonny Limatina]

See how this works? Just write anything and then sign "your" name to it. Voila! Instant expert!

Ishmael

 

[unregistered]

 

[Sonny Limatina]

How do you know it's a lie?

OK, I can see you're going to need some remediation. Maybe you should sign first, and then write the rest of your post, so you don't forget the important part.

Ishmael

 

[1hotbabe]

Damn, even you don't want to post like yourself.

1hotbabe

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Damn, even you don't want to post like yourself.

1hotbabe

I don't quite get it, might be a good insult, might not, but it doesn't matter--you signed it, that's the important part.

Ishmael

 

[tinylittlegnat]

How do you know it's a lie?

He said he would post it when it was done. It doesnt take 6 months to make a commercial even on a small budget. If he did it then he didnt post it. Either way he lied.

Ishtard

 

[LinearMan]

Damn, even you don't want to post like yourself.

1hotbabe

It's best to offer an insult prior to signing one's name.

"You don't know what the fuck you are talking about, 1hotbabe, you liberal slut."

Linearman

 

[Sonny Limatina]

He said he would post it when it was done. It doesnt take 6 months to make a commercial even on a small budget. If he did it then he didnt post it. Either way he lied.

Dude...

Ishmael

 

[IrezumiKiss]

OK, I can see you're going to need some remediation. Maybe you should sign first, and then write the rest of your post, so you don't forget the important part.

Ishmael

You really should stop making fun of Vetteman's bestest friend like this. It's not right and we ought to be treating people like we expect to be treated ourselves. This is why we can't have nice things.

IrezumiKiss

 

[unregistered]

 

[Sonny Limatina]

How do you know how long it takes? How many of these have you made in order to achieve all of this vast knowledge of the industry?

I may have to offer your money back on this one.

Ishmael

 

[RobDownSouth]

A proper Ishmael post usually contains a "dick lick" reference and/or one or more "conclussions". These are not required when replying to a "bro".

Ishmael

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Dude...

Ishmael

Sorry I went back and fixed it

Ishtard

 

[1hotbabe]

It's best to offer an insult prior to signing one's name.

"You don't know what the fuck you are talking about, 1hotbabe, you liberal slut."

Linearman

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/bunnies-pancake-demotivational-poster.jpg

1hotbabe

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://celebrityfashionistas.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/big-hair-2.jpg

~bert

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://dancehouston.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/big_hair.jpg

~bert

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2007/06/big%20hair.jpg

~bert

 

[Phelia]

Ishmael.

Wait, shoot. I think I did it wrong.

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://throughtheroofnunderground.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/ap_big_hair2_070605_ssh.jpg

~bert