another stupid question

[lance gt]

i don't mind being fresh meat

what else am i here for, if not public humiliation and self improvement.
hehe i promise my stories will be much better than my posts....only if I'm allowed to 'write' in the nude and someone tells me what 'The Question' is lol.

and yes you'll be glad to hear i discovered spell check

Don't take all of this to heart dear one, we're really great people, most of the time and enjoy playing with noobs. Consider it an initiation to being an author, well writer anyway, and enjoy the frivolity of it all. There's no harm intended and The Question will smack you in the face soon and you'll laugh at it. Playful is mandatory and so is respect. I unfortunately don't practice what I preach, but that's what being a bad boy is about, right. Santa isn't all that bad, just bad enough! Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Amy

 

[m_storyman_x]

Nah ... he could just start his own thread and ask ...

Y'all are MEAN! No wonder I hid out in the EF for months.
:caning::caning::caning::caning:

Hey dont lump us all together.... I'm not mean!

Horny maybe, sexy maybe (if you listen to my lovers) but mean? uh uh.... I prefer soft direct help.

 

[m_storyman_x]

:O but i like spanking!

any time any place! I aims to please!!! and i'll aim whatever part you desire sweety!

 

[lance gt]

Hey dont lump us all together.... I'm not mean!

Horny maybe, sexy maybe (if you listen to my lovers) but mean? uh uh.... I prefer soft direct help.

Gotta be cruel to be kind M. In the right measure. Appropriate words for the moment. I'm the mean one with the thread fetish.

 

[40Eamy]

hmmm i wonder when Santa gets t sit on my lap and tell me how naughty he's been?

i have a stationary fetish

 

[lance gt]

hmmm i wonder when Santa gets t sit on my lap and tell me how naughty he's been?

i have a stationary fetish

I'll come and sit on your lap Amy, but I'm way too obvious as to how naughty I am. Don't forget, Santa knows who's naughty and nice, because I'm a Peeping Tom Perv. How else do you think I'd know?
Now let's discuss fetishes. Your love of lollipops has me interested

 

[euterpe410]

After reading this thread, I'm not asking any questions, ever, ever, ever...

 

[40Eamy]

do you like lollipops Santa?

i just love having sweet sugar coated candy pops to suck on.

and as you already know I'm quiet taken with spanking and shiny things lol

 

[m_storyman_x]

After reading this thread, I'm not asking any questions, ever, ever, ever...

Really? why not?

don't feel alone... I don't think i would either.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

hmmm i wonder when Santa gets t sit on my lap and tell me how naughty he's been?

i have a stationary fetish

OK, amy, given your record in orthography, you'll have to verify that your fetish is for stationary and not stationery.

 

[m_storyman_x]

hmmm i wonder when Santa gets t sit on my lap and tell me how naughty he's been?

i have a stationary fetish

I think i'll dress up like santa and let you sit on my lap while i tell you how naughty i'll be!

 

[euterpe410]

Really? why not?

don't feel alone... I don't think i would either.

Because I would always have this horrible fear that I would ask THE QUESTION...and I'd never live it down...

Better safe than sorry, I say...and yes, I'm a bit of a coward too, LOL.

 

[m_storyman_x]

Yeah, I think "the question" doesn't really exist.

i was always taught that any question is a good question and that the only stupid question is the one that is never asked.

that said....

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yeah? You're from Missouri: Show Me!

 

[m_storyman_x]

Coming from amy or sweetwitch or honey, that would be quite an invitation....but


yeah this is Missouri and not Arkansas!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Are you implying something about Arkansans?

I was only requesting that you show me the non-existant question. Does your misinterpretation hint at some darker subconscious...

 

[m_storyman_x]

the non-existent question can not be proven except through its non-existence, hence the direction of the question implies that a darker meaning was embedded into the question. Given this hypothesis it can only be concluded that the request was such as to infer that us Missouri men are incapable of providing sufficient information to prove the unprovable, which leaves only the provable, which i will happily prove to any of the sweet sexy things that frequent these spaces.

 

[lance gt]

do you like lollipops Santa?

i just love having sweet sugar coated candy pops to suck on.

and as you already know I'm quiet taken with spanking and shiny things lol

My my my, Ho Ho Ho Amy, aren't you a fun, little girl. I have a nice sugar coated bon-bon for you. It's a little bigger than a golfball and comes with straps to hold it in your mouth. Have to remember your hands and feet are all tied up in the shiny things, so it'll make it easier to suck on, while we have some fun. Do you enjoy bare hand, paddles or leather straps with your spanking? Ho Ho Ho Amy, are we going to have some fun with you. Yes we are. Merry Christmas.

 

[40Eamy]

mmm paddles drive me wild! does it come with shiny studs?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I know she will inadvertently ask THE QUESTION eventually. I can wait

 

[Tarakin]

Has she asked The Question already? Has she asked it? Has she? The Question? Oh, I'm so exited already!!!

Welcome to the AH and don't mind us teasing you. Once we are done with The Question I'm sure more than a few will point out that you have to post naked pics of yours in this thread to gain your own thread here. Don't listen to them. You just have to sent those pics to me.

Welcome to the AH!

 

[lance gt]

mmm paddles drive me wild! does it come with shiny studs?

Oh definitely, it'll add a few dimples to your ass. How is the pony training coming? Can you whiny like one yet? Stamp your foot once for tes and twice for no. Oh, Santa is getting a present this year, yes he is.

 

[40Eamy]

hmmm what exactly does pony training entail?

 

[lance gt]

hmmm what exactly does pony training entail?

I take it that was two stamps of your foot for no.
Pony training is a wonderful experience. You get to dress up like a pony and have a bridle with reins. We don't forget about the tail either, no no. We have an assortment of plumages attached to pretty butt plugs to complete the image. You'll learn to prance like a pony does and whinny too. You'll learn to do pony tricks and the joy of obedience training. I remember you saying you always did what you were told, so I know you'll love this.

 

[40Eamy]

so this is my Christmas present then?