Presented the opportunity....

[clitoral]

I knew this stuff about you before your 3nd post in this thread. You didn't even have to spell it out, I was about to do it for you and I would have been right on the money to....
You say that you understand so many things about the act of rape, clitoral, the mindset, self-justification, reasoning behind the act of rape, the feelings of the victim.

You understand this, you empathize with that, you know this that and the other thing. When in all actuality, you can't possibly know or understand or any of these things. You don't understand shit.
Victim of life you say?
You are a victim, but not a victim of life. You are a victim of your own choices, your own self-pity and self-loathing. Everything that you are, everything about you that makes you emphasize with men who rape, is of your own making.
Your justifications do not arise out of your life circumstances but are made up by you and believed in as fact in your own mind because it's just too hard for you to put any effort towards thinking of yourself in a different light. In order to improve yourself to make yourself more physically appealing and to educate yourself further to make your self more mentality appealing. Much easier for you say you understand what causes men to rape women who they would never have a chance to fuck under normal circumstances.

Smelly bullshit and shitty excuses for continuing to lead a pitiful victimized life.
It just won't fly.

There are hundreds of thousands of unattractive men, ugly, even fat and ugly men in this world who have beautiful, hot, women who'd do just about anything just to get the chance to fuck them silly. You see them all the time. Walking around with gorgeous women. No need to rape women. There is no validity in what you say.
Those are men who have the balls to make something out of themselves regardless of their looks. You, clitoral don't have any balls at all.

Wow! Thank you Dr. Phil! I think you're absolutely right about me and I'm going to change my ways. I just bought a Wayne Dwyer book and a subscription to Oprah's magazine and by the time I'm done reading them, I'm going to be as cool as you!
I'm sure it's real easy to sit back and pretend you know everything about me, but it is you who doesn't understand shit. You don't know the thousands of ways I have tried to improve myself and my lot in life. From learning how to cook starting in middle school because I thought that was what women wanted in a guy to being on the football team in highschool,;the countless hours of working out lifting weights, and running, trying to improve my body, but all to no effect; trying to join the armd forces but being denied for medical purposes; going to college so I wouldn't have to work a shitty dead end job; and that's just the tip of the iceburg. I think of an idea a day at minimum to try to improve myself. But for all of my ideas, all of my hard work, here I am, working two jobs to try to pay off my parents' mortgage and my student loans, my body still my own worst enemy, and I still wake up every morning frustrated in every possible way. You think I need some wannabe head shrinker to tell me that my sexual frustration is the reason I like rape? Do you think I haven't done plenty of soul searching already?
You know nothing about me. But if you want to speculate about my balls, I'd be glad to educate you on them so you can have an educated opinion.
By the way, where the fuck do you live where you see these super hot and horny women dying to please goofy looking fucks like me all day? I certainly don't see them where I live. Must be something in your water supply, or maybe you are seeing what you want to see.
You know those goofy fucks you see at WalMart? The ones that are probably nice people just trapped in a goofy looking body? Well, I'm not going to tell anyone that I'm a nice person, especially on this board, but that's me, one of the goofy fucks. And I definitely never see one of the goofy fucks walking around with an attractive girl on his arm. Just girls that are equally goofy looking.

 

[Cattypuss]

Self-loathing, defeatism, anger and a total lack of empathy. Yup. Those characteristics are gonna make the women flock to you.

 

[Marquis]

And I definitely never see one of the goofy fucks walking around with an attractive girl on his arm.

I do.

Here are a few recommendations:

1. Ugly is genetic, fat is mostly a choice, but goofy is inexcusable. Get a cool haircut and some decent clothes that emote a specific style. You may feel silly in them at first but that will fade when you start getting noticed by women.

2. Get into a social group, like really into it. If you're doing Ren Fairs, be the high king dungeon master or whatever, women always want to fuck the BMOC.


When I see goofy wal-mart looking fucks with hot chicks, the guys usually have those two things taken care of. A lot of times they have a lot of money too, I admit, but I think those two things alone will help.

Remember what Napoleon Dynamite said, girls want guys with skills.

 

[rosco rathbone]

This thread delivers!

 

[Netzach]

I do.

Here are a few recommendations:

1. Ugly is genetic, fat is mostly a choice, but goofy is inexcusable. Get a cool haircut and some decent clothes that emote a specific style. You may feel silly in them at first but that will fade when you start getting noticed by women.

2. Get into a social group, like really into it. If you're doing Ren Fairs, be the high king dungeon master or whatever, women always want to fuck the BMOC.


When I see goofy wal-mart looking fucks with hot chicks, the guys usually have those two things taken care of. A lot of times they have a lot of money too, I admit, but I think those two things alone will help.

Remember what Napoleon Dynamite said, girls want guys with skills.

Pretty much. I've seen a LOT of mystifying couples, both peacock and pea hen as well as "she must be well paid" looking variants.

I know it's unfathomable, but most women have this nutty desire to be more than the trophy pussy du jour and actually be dealt with as humans, the aspect of intercourse that clitoral probably has the most fail with.

Here's a thought - other than an "innie" women are basically not that drastically different - hopes, desires, frustrations. I'm sure you can find someone feeling stymied and bitter who looks better than a golden retriever, but you probably feel *entitled* only to swan princesses.

The "mismatches" you see generally involve this level of intellect/emotional connection.

You can always pay someone to fuck your brains out too, Jesus H. I would if it got to be that bad.

 

[WriterDom]

Looks are a subjective thing. Beautiful women have called me handsome while a few that I had a chat and twice even a phone relationship vanished without a word after just seeing my picture.

 

[FurryFury]

Great post!

I do.

Here are a few recommendations:

1. Ugly is genetic, fat is mostly a choice, but goofy is inexcusable. Get a cool haircut and some decent clothes that emote a specific style. You may feel silly in them at first but that will fade when you start getting noticed by women.

2. Get into a social group, like really into it. If you're doing Ren Fairs, be the high king dungeon master or whatever, women always want to fuck the BMOC.


When I see goofy wal-mart looking fucks with hot chicks, the guys usually have those two things taken care of. A lot of times they have a lot of money too, I admit, but I think those two things alone will help.

Remember what Napoleon Dynamite said, girls want guys with skills.

 

[rosco rathbone]

The real problem is that the New World Order and the Illuminati have efeeminized men.

http://www.henrymakow.com/men_who_get_women_1.html

 

[culloden]

The real problem is that the New World Order and the Illuminati have efeeminized men.

http://www.henrymakow.com/men_who_get_women_1.html

Ain't that the truth? Compare male movie stars from the past - John Wayne, Burt Lancaster, etc, - with the current heart throbs such as Johnny Depp. Not that the NWO or the Illuminati have anything to do with that.

 

[Netzach]

Ain't that the truth? Compare male movie stars from the past - John Wayne, Burt Lancaster, etc, - with the current heart throbs such as Johnny Depp. Not that the NWO or the Illuminati have anything to do with that.

Yep Monty Clift, and Tyrone Power, and Rock Hudson. Totally, butch city.

 

[00Syd]

Yep Monty Clift, and Tyrone Power, and Rock Hudson. Totally, butch city.

Hahahahahaha

 

[clitoral]

I do.

Here are a few recommendations:

1. Ugly is genetic, fat is mostly a choice, but goofy is inexcusable. Get a cool haircut and some decent clothes that emote a specific style. You may feel silly in them at first but that will fade when you start getting noticed by women.

Ugly is genetic, I agree. There has never been anything I can do about the genes I inherited, considering that my parents were both wal-mart goofy fucks that were supposed to be too goofy to perpetuate their genes, but it's true, evil finds a way. My fat isn't and has never been a choice. I may have commented that I would suck down double cheese cheeseburgers in an earlier comment, but it was purely illustrative. Since my freshman year of highschool I have been seeing a dietician once a year and following the dietary plans that they have drawn up with more discipline than anyone else that I know that is on a diet. I spent all highschool working my ass off for the football team, but never lost the weight or the husky build. It's just my body type. I still weight train too. But if you notice that many of the best olympic power lifters have more of a keg than a six pack, you'll can imagine that I am just the same. I may be able to lift, but I'm still short, fat, with a chubby baby face full of freckles and oh yeah, I've been noticably balding since I was 15 and now I have almost nothing on top, and what's left is bright red so I look like bozo the fucking clown. There is no cool haircut that would look cool on me. As for clothes, yeah, maybe I could save up all of my copious amounts of free change and in a few years be able to buy some threads that don't come from Good Will or the Salvation Army, but I could be wearing some bitchin clothes and I still look like a goofy fuck wearing nice clothes. I've certainly tried it enough before. It was one of my ideas to improve myself that I had one day. Maybe if I look better than I will feel better about myself and it will all start from there. So I went to a couple of stores that sell nice clothes and lied and pretended that I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted and told them to dress me and just make me look as best as I can. The results were.....still goofy.

2. Get into a social group, like really into it. If you're doing Ren Fairs, be the high king dungeon master or whatever, women always want to fuck the BMOC.

Here we have another disconnect. This will give everyone that has branded me a sociopath a hardon, but believe it or not, having been a social outcast all of my life, I have no idea how to "get into a social group." Maybe you know how to walk up to someone and say "will you be my friend? I want to be just like you." but I don't know how to do that. Let's pretend that I found a target social group that I wanted to get into. What next? Do I just go stand next to them and try to butt in until they say "hey, let's let the goofy fuck hang out with us too"? Sorry, people don't want to be seen with a goofy fuck. People don't want to accept a goofy fuck. That would bring down the collective coolness factor of the clique and the pack animal mentality in the back of our minds tells us to kill the weak and the lame so that only the strongest will survive and build a better pack.
That's why I'm more at home on the internet, where you can't and won't see me and therefore judge me based on who I am, not how I look.

When I see goofy wal-mart looking fucks with hot chicks, the guys usually have those two things taken care of. A lot of times they have a lot of money too, I admit, but I think those two things alone will help.

Again, what Wal-Mart do you people go to? I never see a goofy fuck with anything better looking than a golden retriever. Fuck, I'm lucky to get something as good looking as an english bulldog.
Other than that, you bring up the money issue. Yeah, there are some people that can really stretch a budget. But I'm just fucked there. You know how your rent/mortgage is supposed to be 1/3 of your monthly income? Yeah, well I work 2 jobs and after paying my parents' mortgage because my mother is dead and my father is disabled, and then my student loan payment and all the utilities and food and stuff, I'm left with gas money to get to work. So, maybe if I drove a really nice car I could get a girl worth fucking, but right now I'm stuck driving my father's '89 Toyota Carolla. The dashboard isn't fully assembled, there's just a tangle of wires where the radio used to be, it has no heat and no a/c and no real key because the steering column got disassembled and never fully reassembled and the key is broken off in the ignition so I start it with a pair of pliers, and since I have no key, I can't even lock the doors, and not to mention the nice shade of rust for a paintjob. FML. A goofy fuck driving a goofy car.

Remember what Napoleon Dynamite said, girls want guys with skills.

Napoleon Dynamite had sick dancing skills. At least he had that.
I can cook. If only I could get a hot girl to eat dinner with me, they might like that enough to turn off the lights and fuck me. But even candle light is enough to remind them that they can do better.

Thanks for trying. Some people are just beyond help.

 

[culloden]

Yep Monty Clift, and Tyrone Power, and Rock Hudson. Totally, butch city.

I was talking looks, not orientation.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I think this is the most disturbing thing I've read so far

Mmm yeah tis a bit, but I get it.

It's simple objectification. Seeing the object as anything other than said object fucks with the perceived reality.

 

[ecstaticsub]

<<snip>>
That's why I'm more at home on the internet, where you can't and won't see me and therefore judge me based on who I am, not how I look.

<<snip>>

So, maybe if I drove a really nice car I could get a girl worth fucking

<<snip>>

Reading these two statements made me think of a guy I knew in college. He was very goofy looking and socially inept to say the least. He was always after the girls who looked like models. Or the ones like myself who were already dating someone else. You sound like him.

You want a "girl worth fucking" yet you want women to judge you not on what you look like but who you are.

Do you see the disconnect here?

(btw, if you are trying to woo women by your on-line personality talking about how turned on you are by watching actual rape videos isn't going to earn you any points)

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Self-loathing, defeatism, anger and a total lack of empathy. Yup. Those characteristics are gonna make the women flock to you.

*bites my finger hard*

Yannow, I have some minor fantasies about being made to fuck someone that I found utterly repulsive. Usually it's only in the physical sense, but now, you've got me thinking about other characteristics.

/end random tangent

 

[Homburg]

Thanks for trying. Some people are just beyond help.

Buy a bullet, rent a gun.

 

[rosco rathbone]

You should focus on your strengths, Clitorial. For instance, you're obviously hardworking, responsible and take care of your parents. You'd be surprised how valuable those traits are held by women in today's uncertain world.

 

[Marquis]

Ugly is genetic, I agree. There has never been anything I can do about the genes I inherited, considering that my parents were both wal-mart goofy fucks that were supposed to be too goofy to perpetuate their genes, but it's true, evil finds a way. My fat isn't and has never been a choice. I may have commented that I would suck down double cheese cheeseburgers in an earlier comment, but it was purely illustrative. Since my freshman year of highschool I have been seeing a dietician once a year and following the dietary plans that they have drawn up with more discipline than anyone else that I know that is on a diet. I spent all highschool working my ass off for the football team, but never lost the weight or the husky build. It's just my body type. I still weight train too. But if you notice that many of the best olympic power lifters have more of a keg than a six pack, you'll can imagine that I am just the same. I may be able to lift, but I'm still short, fat, with a chubby baby face full of freckles and oh yeah, I've been noticably balding since I was 15 and now I have almost nothing on top, and what's left is bright red so I look like bozo the fucking clown. There is no cool haircut that would look cool on me. As for clothes, yeah, maybe I could save up all of my copious amounts of free change and in a few years be able to buy some threads that don't come from Good Will or the Salvation Army, but I could be wearing some bitchin clothes and I still look like a goofy fuck wearing nice clothes. I've certainly tried it enough before. It was one of my ideas to improve myself that I had one day. Maybe if I look better than I will feel better about myself and it will all start from there. So I went to a couple of stores that sell nice clothes and lied and pretended that I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted and told them to dress me and just make me look as best as I can. The results were.....still goofy.

So, what I'm hearing is that you have a husky build, bright red hair, probably a very red complexion and you're balding prematurely.

One thing I would suggest is perhaps to take a break from trying to improve yourself every once in a while and just enjoy being you. You don't have to put the whole burden of your shortcomings on yourself, human beings are social creatures and we share both blame and credit for the customs and norms of society. In other words, commit to being happy and comfortable, and make other people deal with the smell of your farts. You might be surprised by how many people can get over it if you try.

But other than that, I hear nothing about your physical description that makes me think this guy shouldn't be able to get any pussy whatsoever. First of all, you weight train so you probably have a good amount of muscle. You compare yourself to stout strongmen who aren't unattractive at all. If you have more fat on your body than them or want a leaner look, you might try increasing reps/decreasing weight and also watching your diet. I know you mention seeing a dietician, but the truth is no weight goes on your body that doesn't first go in your mouth, physics is pretty clear about that.

I don't know what style you could choose that would be congruent with the look and image you want to portray, but I can think of more than one person that looks similar to your self description and does fine with the ladies. I also know more than one person who meets the standard definition of attractive but talks about themselves the way you do, and they can't get laid to save their lives.

As Alton Brown would say, "there's a lesson here."

Here we have another disconnect. This will give everyone that has branded me a sociopath a hardon, but believe it or not, having been a social outcast all of my life, I have no idea how to "get into a social group." Maybe you know how to walk up to someone and say "will you be my friend? I want to be just like you." but I don't know how to do that. Let's pretend that I found a target social group that I wanted to get into. What next? Do I just go stand next to them and try to butt in until they say "hey, let's let the goofy fuck hang out with us too"? Sorry, people don't want to be seen with a goofy fuck. People don't want to accept a goofy fuck. That would bring down the collective coolness factor of the clique and the pack animal mentality in the back of our minds tells us to kill the weak and the lame so that only the strongest will survive and build a better pack.
That's why I'm more at home on the internet, where you can't and won't see me and therefore judge me based on who I am, not how I look.

Take note of the fact that none of us know what you look like but you haven't exactly scored a loving reaction on this thread.

But fine, if you're more comfortable on the internet, keep it on the internet. There was a Dom who eventually died of obesity whose slave occasionally posts on this messageboard. He wrote a book, tons of articles, ran a chat group... and had a fine woman who lived to serve him.

You just have to contribute to the community in some way, add value and you will be valued. Being mr. cool has nothing to do with it and if anything breeds resentment and contempt as often as awe.

Again, what Wal-Mart do you people go to? I never see a goofy fuck with anything better looking than a golden retriever. Fuck, I'm lucky to get something as good looking as an english bulldog.
Other than that, you bring up the money issue. Yeah, there are some people that can really stretch a budget. But I'm just fucked there. You know how your rent/mortgage is supposed to be 1/3 of your monthly income? Yeah, well I work 2 jobs and after paying my parents' mortgage because my mother is dead and my father is disabled, and then my student loan payment and all the utilities and food and stuff, I'm left with gas money to get to work. So, maybe if I drove a really nice car I could get a girl worth fucking, but right now I'm stuck driving my father's '89 Toyota Carolla. The dashboard isn't fully assembled, there's just a tangle of wires where the radio used to be, it has no heat and no a/c and no real key because the steering column got disassembled and never fully reassembled and the key is broken off in the ignition so I start it with a pair of pliers, and since I have no key, I can't even lock the doors, and not to mention the nice shade of rust for a paintjob. FML. A goofy fuck driving a goofy car.

So, you're a homeowner?

Take out a line of credit and put 5 grand on a decent used ride with some style. It'll make your dick grow two inches immediately.

Napoleon Dynamite had sick dancing skills. At least he had that.
I can cook. If only I could get a hot girl to eat dinner with me, they might like that enough to turn off the lights and fuck me. But even candle light is enough to remind them that they can do better.

Thanks for trying. Some people are just beyond help.

Not even close man.

 

[intothewoods]

Random aside - but wow, I would never think to give that advice. I was thinking (a) get therapy and (b) join something that's actually fun for you, so you're not just standing around saying, hey, can I be your friend.

Around here there are kickball clubs, volleyball, running, cycling. I've always thought a single guy would do well to join a stitch and bitch knitting circle, because you'll meet a bunch of women. Sure, most of them won't be single, but they'll have single friends they can set you up with.

And if you have bad hair, just have a good hairdresser cut it very short, close to your head. If you're balding, just shave it.

Marquis is totally right about attitude. I know lots of overweight guys who get a ton of women. In fact, there is a guy local to me with red hair who is overweight and is always with the hottest women I have ever seen! Of course, he has a British accent, and isn't at all unattractive, but I would say, most importantly, he is one of the most charming guys I've ever met.

I think it starts with a comfort in yourself. My man can be shy in social situations, but when I met him, he just seemed to exude a comfort in his own skin that was attractive. And he's overweight and sometimes dresses like a shlub!

 

[clitoral]

Reading these two statements made me think of a guy I knew in college. He was very goofy looking and socially inept to say the least. He was always after the girls who looked like models. Or the ones like myself who were already dating someone else. You sound like him.

You want a "girl worth fucking" yet you want women to judge you not on what you look like but who you are.

Do you see the disconnect here?

(btw, if you are trying to woo women by your on-line personality talking about how turned on you are by watching actual rape videos isn't going to earn you any points)

Let me explain something. I think that some statements that I made have been blown into strawmen.

I am not after the model type, although I certainly wouldn't cry if I got the opportunity............................... then again, maybe I would, but it wouldn't be sad tears. I just want to have sex with a girl that I actually find attractive, instead of having to shut off the lights and use my imagination.

www.peopleofwalmart.com <--- that's what I'm working with

When I say "a girl worth fucking" I mean that I do have guilt over having sex with a girl that I'm not interested in. It's not really sex worth having, but it's sex nonetheless. I don't get to look for a girl with a personality that I like, or anything else that I like, for that matter. I get to have unsatisfying relationships with someone that I don't care for out of perceived co-dependence, not mutual attraction and affection.
So, yes, I do see the disconnect that you point out. But it's more based on my innability to adequately articulate what I am trying to express. If I were more of a wordsmith maybe it wouldn't come across that way.
Lastly, I have to say that I am NOT on this board in the hopes of finding love, affection, a girl, not even friends. I googled "Rape Video" and this thread came up, it was relevant to my interests and I remembered that I had registered an account here years ago then forgot about it. In this social context, I talk about things relevant to the topic at hand. So thanks for the useless advice on wooing women online. When I am trying to woo a woman, believe me, they will never find out about those parts of myself. I shove them deep down as one more ingredient in the self loathing stew that's always boiling in the far reaches of my subconscious, as yet one more thing to hate about myself and wish I could do better about.

 

[clitoral]

*bites my finger hard*

Yannow, I have some minor fantasies about being made to fuck someone that I found utterly repulsive. Usually it's only in the physical sense, but now, you've got me thinking about other characteristics.

/end random tangent

I would be happy to repulse you. If I bring a hatchet along do you promise to live up to your namesake once we're done and I roll over and fall asleep?

 

[clitoral]

Buy a bullet, rent a gun.

Sig Sauer P229R DAK chambered in .357Sig
125 grain Winchester SXT Ranger (scalloped/serated hollow point)
44,000psi inside the chamber at ignition, that's 22.5 tons of kinetic energy aimed at my head traveling 1200-1300 feet per second
Should be fail safe.

I fucked that up too because I'm such a pussy that I can't pull the trigger. FML

 

[clitoral]

So, what I'm hearing is that you have a husky build, bright red hair, probably a very red complexion and you're balding prematurely.

One thing I would suggest is perhaps to take a break from trying to improve yourself every once in a while and just enjoy being you. You don't have to put the whole burden of your shortcomings on yourself, human beings are social creatures and we share both blame and credit for the customs and norms of society. In other words, commit to being happy and comfortable, and make other people deal with the smell of your farts. You might be surprised by how many people can get over it if you try.

But other than that, I hear nothing about your physical description that makes me think this guy shouldn't be able to get any pussy whatsoever. First of all, you weight train so you probably have a good amount of muscle. You compare yourself to stout strongmen who aren't unattractive at all. If you have more fat on your body than them or want a leaner look, you might try increasing reps/decreasing weight and also watching your diet. I know you mention seeing a dietician, but the truth is no weight goes on your body that doesn't first go in your mouth, physics is pretty clear about that.

I don't know what style you could choose that would be congruent with the look and image you want to portray, but I can think of more than one person that looks similar to your self description and does fine with the ladies. I also know more than one person who meets the standard definition of attractive but talks about themselves the way you do, and they can't get laid to save their lives.

As Alton Brown would say, "there's a lesson here."



Take note of the fact that none of us know what you look like but you haven't exactly scored a loving reaction on this thread.

But fine, if you're more comfortable on the internet, keep it on the internet. There was a Dom who eventually died of obesity whose slave occasionally posts on this messageboard. He wrote a book, tons of articles, ran a chat group... and had a fine woman who lived to serve him.

You just have to contribute to the community in some way, add value and you will be valued. Being mr. cool has nothing to do with it and if anything breeds resentment and contempt as often as awe.



So, you're a homeowner?

Take out a line of credit and put 5 grand on a decent used ride with some style. It'll make your dick grow two inches immediately.




Not even close man.

Okay, before I write any more, I have to thank you in all seriousness for avoiding the immaturity and sparring that others have responded with.
The thing is, I understand why I repulse those people's sensibilities. That's normal. The fact that I don't seem to have that effect on you makes me suspect that you are at least sympathetic to one who would watch a real rape video, and that leads me to suspect that your much awaited answer on that matter is yes, you would. I hypothesize that if you were truly repulsed by such a video, you and I would have more of an adversarial relationship like me and many of the other posters in this thread (not to mention any usernames, of course).
Okay, onto the replies.

How does one "commit to being happy and comfortable"? You obviously have developed some lifeskills that I have not. I don't know what you look like, but I imagine that it's easier for people to commit to that when they are accepted, or at least, acceptable.

I never said that I "can't get any pussy whatsoever." It's just that what I do get isn't exactly attractive and miles away from sexy. As for the exercise advice, remember that I spent all highschool running just as much as the track team ran, only when I was done running for the day I started the weight lifting portion of my workout. Despite all that, my body never got any more lean. Yes, certain muscles have become a little more noticably bigger, but it certainly hasn't made my body more attractive or even made me feel better about my body. As for fat consumption, physics is one thing and the complex biochemical interactions inside our bodies is another. Diabetes also changes the nature of those biochemical interactions too. Some people can eat anything that they want and never pay for it. If I even look at a bag of potato chips I gain weight.

"I don't know what style you could choose that would be congruent with the look and image you want to portray, but I can think of more than one person that looks similar to your self description and does fine with the ladies. I also know more than one person who meets the standard definition of attractive but talks about themselves the way you do, and they can't get laid to save their lives."

This is the best kernal of advice in your post. I don't doubt that other guys have managed to do better than me while working with less. I wish I knew their secret. But I don't. Their life circumstances taught them what they needed to overcome their shit. Mine has taught me that the less I say and the more I stay out of people's way, the less shit I take from people. As for the attractive guy that can't get laid because he has shit self esteem, that's equally fascinating, but there's a big difference there: he is actually attractive. He doesn't look like a bald Garfield with freckles (yeah, I've got his jowls so there is such a resemblance that some people at one of my jobs nicknamed me Garfield).

I like to cook as much as Alton Brown. And I have learned a few things from him. But really he is an anoying turd that deserves to burn in a special hell set aside for him, Bill Nuye the science guy, Mr. Wizzard, and the mythbusters. I hate those guys and anyone else with that personality or presentation style.

As for the less than happy welcome on this thread, again I'll point out that I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to chip in my two cents on something that is relevant to my interests and somehow along the way I became somewhat of a celebrity on this thread. As for being a social outcast from the moment I show up.... story of my fuckin life. Should I have lied when I posted and said things so that everyone would like me? Should I have said "I would never view such rubbish and detest anyone who would" so that I would be acceptable to the group? WTF would the point be in that? Why even post? The thread asked questions and I answered honestly. Not tell me people, if you care about personality traits so much, don't you value the kind of honesty that I have shown?

As for the guy with a slave, I hear what your saying, but all I hear is yet another annecdote about another guy that isn't me who happens to have at least one of the same issues as me, but who the fuck knows what else he had going for him that I don't? Again, he somehow learned something that I haven't. And whatever that is, I don't have it so I can't exactly replicate his results. Now also ask yourself if you know for sure if he really thought his slave was hot, or if she was just the best he could do.

"You just have to contribute to the community in some way, add value and you will be valued. Being mr. cool has nothing to do with it and if anything breeds resentment and contempt as often as awe."

Yet another kernal of truth to be found in your excellent post. But again, this is nothing I haven't thought of before. I have spent hours and hours on many many different days obsessing over trying to find a strength of mine to focus on that I could possibly share with others. So far the best thing I have done is entertain people by being funny making fun of myself to the point that even I hurt my own feelings at the shit I say about myself. It amused people though. But yet, the next day it was forgotten and I gained nothing for it.

Also, I am not a home owner. My father is, and I'm just coming up with the money to pay his mortgage. Between credit cards and my student loans, both of which I'm behind on, my credit is shit so I couldn't get a mortgage if I tried. I got a credit card and instantly maxed it out buying the pistol and ammunition that I mentioned in an earlier post because I didn't plan on living long enough to have to pay it off. Yeah, that master plan of mine didn't work out. Then there's another issue with your master plan: I'm already scraping by as is without another bill to pay. If I could get a decent looking ride but couldn't afford to put any gas in it I wouldn't be any better off. I think my already tiny dick just got two inches shorter. FML

 

[Homburg]

Sig Sauer P229R DAK chambered in .357Sig
125 grain Winchester SXT Ranger (scalloped/serated hollow point)
44,000psi inside the chamber at ignition, that's 22.5 tons of kinetic energy aimed at my head traveling 1200-1300 feet per second
Should be fail safe.

I fucked that up too because I'm such a pussy that I can't pull the trigger. FML

Well, hey, you can't be all bad if you've got good taste in pistols.

By the way, listen to ITW and think about shaving your head. After a certain point of balding, the hair just looks stupid no matter what you do with it. So, fuck it, shave it off. Worst case scenario it looks stupid for a little while and then grows back. You might find that you like the look.