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Ten would be the swallowing part, huh? Like I said before, practice makes perfect. Let me know when you want to practice, again.
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Ten would be the swallowing part, huh? Like I said before, practice makes perfect. Let me know when you want to practice, again.
That would be correct. I never could figure why a woman would do all that much work and not enjoy the fruits of her labour, so to speak. You can practice anytime you want to. You call, I'll cum.
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It really isn't all that much work and doesn't take long at all.
It's just the shock and surprise of it that throws me off.
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Lance, sweetie. I forgot..... I haven't had anything to drink today. What would you suggest?
It really isn't all that much work and doesn't take long at all.
How can you be surprised. I'm moaning and groaning about being ready to cum and my cock swells just as it happens. It couldn't be more obvious, unless I sent up a flare first, lmao
And I'm not that quick. It took you almost twenty minutes the second time, if you remember correctly. I loved that twenty minutes. Felt like heaven.
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Dear Quick Draw McGraw, I own a stop watch. I know how to use it.
The slut that I am always leaves me surprised that I can make that happen. It also leaves me quite pleased with myself when and if it does happen.
I know you share in my feelings.
Are you fresh out of Cosmos? How about some of that nice you bought? A nice Cab. would taste nice
Dear Quick Draw McGraw, I own a stop watch. I know how to use it.
The slut that I am always leaves me surprised that I can make that happen. It also leaves me quite pleased with myself when and if it does happen.
I know you share in my feelings.
Well, Bubba-Louie, we'll set the stopwatch next time and just see how long it takes before eruption starts. I have a good sense of control over the one-eyed monster.
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Yeah. I think I'm whined out for awhile. There was a lot this weekend. Champagne, a Reisling, a malbec, a cab, a merlot. Those are the ones I remembered. I can only remember one cosmo all weekend, but I'm getting tired of those too. Think of something else for me. No caffiene in it. What about something pepperminty for the holiday? Concock something for me Lance. Work your majic at the bar.
A peppermint twist might be nice. Vodka, peppermint schnaps and a touch of creme de menthe mixed gently to make swirls will fix you up. I can concoct just about anything.
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I like it better when you concock. You're talking green creme de menthe, right? What do you think 1.5 vodka and .5 schnapps? Do I shake that over ice then drizzle in the menthe?
My concock is working overtime with you Baby, but I'll stay with it. Just put three cubes of ice in a tall glass, pour in the vodka and schnapps and then the green creme de menthe and give it a slight stir to make a twist in it. Put a candy cane in for decoration if you like. Just pour the C D Menthe in slowly so it doesn't mix in.
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Got it. Thanks. Sorry to overwork you conccock-ting. I don't know why I think everything needs to go in a martini glass. I'm all out of candy canes. I think I passed them all out in that other thread.
I'll dig up my recipe book and put some more Xmas drinks out for people to try. You enjoy that one and let me know what you think. It's very minty and a helluva kicker too.
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This is what I think. I need to add peppermint schnapps to my shopping list. LOL The last bottle and/or party must have been very good cuz I don't remember finishing the bottle of schnapps.
I settled for a grasshopper. Not as refreshing as the peppermint might have been, but it is a nice green for Christmas and it would look great with a piece of ribbon candy floating in it or hanging from the side. Yeah, I poured it into a martini glass. The cream is heavy so its definiately a dessert drink.
You still gotta start a thread for your Cock Tales, ya know.
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Good morning, Lance, my sweetie pie. 
You are kinda quiet this morning. I'm missing you by my side (next to my posting). Did you sleep well, huni?
You are kinda quiet this morning. I'm missing you by my side (next to my posting). Did you sleep well, huni?
Good morning, Lance, my sweetie pie.
You are kinda quiet this morning. I'm missing you by my side (next to my posting). Did you sleep well, huni?
Good morning Sweetness
I just got up and was sad to see we weren't in bed together. We'll have to do something about that. I like waking to the feel of your hand touching me.
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Good morning Sweetness
Lancelot, you warm my body and my heart when I'm with you.
I miss you, too. I think we should start some more planning.Lancelot, you warm my body and my heart when I'm with you.
I think so too. Right after New Years sounds like a good time to get away and enjoy the sun together.
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That's cool, cuz I look great in a bathing suit. Can't wait. I'll start starving myself, now.
I think you look great naked, but I guess I'm a little biased on that.
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Plus, you are the only one who would know that, too. Unfortunately, the second that bathsuit goes on, I turn into this giant beached whale. Did I tell you that I got burnt so bad this summer that my daughter said my legs weren't just red, they were purple. Why, it's December 1 and I still have tan lines, but you already know that part, too. No secrets any more, are there?
And, you, you look more like Snow White than the Prince Charming I said you were. Rent a tanning booth before we go, hun. Just don't burn what's important to Babs.
Plus, you are the only one who would know that, too. Unfortunately, the second that bathsuit goes on, I turn into this giant beached whale. Did I tell you that I got burnt so bad this summer that my daughter said my legs weren't just red, they were purple. Why, it's December 1 and I still have tan lines, but you already know that part, too. No secrets any more, are there?
And, you, you look more like Snow White than the Prince Charming I said you were. Rent a tanning booth before we go, hun. Just don't burn what's important to Babs.
I don't have tan lines, because I tan naked in my backyard. Didn't you notice I was the same tan colour all over? I'll make sure your tan lines are gone too, except for the one of my hand over your tit.
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Well, sweets, believe it or not, I'm way too shy to be sun bathing in the nude.
You might be shy now, but after a week with 'The Bad Boy', you'll be dancing naked in the sunlight.
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