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[insert____here]

Sorry the drought has hit but hope when it breaks it breaks in the best possible way.

Yes the old tutu came back as a request, there is a french maid, sarong & dress AVs too although I must stress it's not a cross dressing desire as I've also beed seen in Santa suits, coloured hair & red noce & lots of other things as I like to laugh & make other laugh too.

didn't figure it was a cross dressing thing. i'd already put money on you just liking to wear stupid shit as a gag. but thanks for the clarification. around here it probably is necessary sometimes.

and how come they don't have cookies or a beer instead of stupid roses??

 

[insert____here]

I kinda thought you were of the female of the species...but it is always better to ask ...in which case let me offer you a as token of welcome

So how was it breaking through your virgin status on here? Better the second time around?

see now making comments like ' i was last time anyone checked...' is rather dangerous with me around...that just gets my mischievous side a thinking

cheek away... as long as you can take it as good as you dish it buddy.

and i still haven't finished readin all the pages yet...jeez you lot can gab...

 

[darkelf9]

cheek away... as long as you can take it as good as you dish it buddy.

yes ma'am ...although you being a sheila and all I thought you'd call me.."mate"

 

[Gil_T2]

didn't figure it was a cross dressing thing. i'd already put money on you just liking to wear stupid shit as a gag. but thanks for the clarification. around here it probably is necessary sometimes.

and how come they don't have cookies or a beer instead of stupid roses??

Oh please don't get them screwing with the site again

One good thing about LIT is that there are not to many judgmental ppl here

Back to AVs are your putting yours up soon?

 

[Gil_T2]

cheek away... as long as you can take it as good as you dish it buddy.

and i still haven't finished readin all the pages yet...jeez you lot can gab...

This thread has been around for a long time & in it's peaks 10 plus pages a night was the norm sadly we are in a low at the moment.

 

[insert____here]

ma'am? me? ...mate, i work for a living...the friends call me charlie. and by what can i address you?

and honestly, the really aussie slang doesn't come out to play much. just once in a while when i need to communicate in a uniquely aussie way with my fellow down-underites in order to escape the utter futility of talking at a yank.

 

[insert____here]

Oh please don't get them screwing with the site again

One good thing about LIT is that there are not to many judgmental ppl here

Back to AVs are your putting yours up soon?

wait i get one?? really?? and how the heck do i get it up here??

and i'm about as judgemental as a housebrick, and about as subtle. so you can't offend me and i never really mean to offend anyone (although it's been know to happen)

 

[darkelf9]

ma'am? me? ...mate, i work for a living...the friends call me charlie. and by what can i address you?

and honestly, the really aussie slang doesn't come out to play much. just once in a while when i need to communicate in a uniquely aussie way with my fellow down-underites in order to escape the utter futility of talking at a yank.

see now that's what I meant...as for me well some call me DE others from up north call me Elfy..but mate is fine...so Charlie...nice to meet you..

as for my previous comment well you got me thinking about a true incident that happened at a previous work place...one of the woman came in to work one morning and said to nobody in particualr..." I don't feel well" to which one of the guys said "well let me feel and I'll give you a second opinon" boom boom

well if you really want to piss off a yank call them a Canadian...and vice versa..although the Canadians react worse...which I found out, but I have a number of Canadian friends now so I can tell the difference in the accents...

 

[webbo1]

Hey Gil,

Yep, that be it...sadly gone the way of the dodo...now we have something that resembles a sparrow on steroids, the army complained about the shorter rifle..cause it screwed up their parade...as one army person was to announce..."we can't fucking parade with these..they're too fucking short"...or something close to that

Haven't fully lost the 7.62 mate - the Mag 58 heavy MG still uses them - but yeah the F-88 is only a pop gun - and from what I've been told the ADF is now going to the M-4 ... the commando version of the M-16

 

[darkelf9]

wait i get one?? really?? and how the heck do i get it up here??

and i'm about as judgemental as a housebrick, and about as subtle. so you can't offend me and i never really mean to offend anyone (although it's been know to happen)

well being a sheila I reckon getting it up is going to take a strap on and a willing orifice...oh sorry you meant an av..well firstly find a pic you like then reduce the size..see your profile page for the allowable size..

now don't sell yourself short bricks are useful...so are you a mud brick, solid brick or one of those ones which looks like swiss cheese?

 

[insert____here]

see now that's what I meant...as for me well some call me DE others from up north call me Elfy..but mate is fine...so Charlie...nice to meet you..

as for my previous comment well you got me thinking about a true incident that happened at a previous work place...one of the woman came in to work one morning and said to nobody in particualr..." I don't feel well" to which one of the guys said "well let me feel and I'll give you a second opinon" boom boom

well if you really want to piss off a yank call them a Canadian...and vice versa..although the Canadians react worse...which I found out, but I have a number of Canadian friends now so I can tell the difference in the accents...

right, so elfy it is.
and that's right up there with "kiss my ass" and the "well drop your dacks then"
i currently work with a canadian. he gets really offended when i call him an escaped yank.

 

[insert____here]

well being a sheila I reckon getting it up is going to take a strap on and a willing orifice...oh sorry you meant an av..well firstly find a pic you like then reduce the size..see your profile page for the allowable size..

now don't sell yourself short bricks are useful...so are you a mud brick, solid brick or one of those ones which looks like swiss cheese?

more like shit a brick...

strap on? can i borrow yours??

 

[webbo1]

see now that's what I meant...as for me well some call me DE others from up north call me Elfy..but mate is fine...so Charlie...nice to meet you..

as for my previous comment well you got me thinking about a true incident that happened at a previous work place...one of the woman came in to work one morning and said to nobody in particualr..." I don't feel well" to which one of the guys said "well let me feel and I'll give you a second opinon" boom boom

well if you really want to piss off a yank call them a Canadian...and vice versa..although the Canadians react worse...which I found out, but I have a number of Canadian friends now so I can tell the difference in the accents...

Just call them Septics ... they have no idea what it means

And Welcome Charlie

 

[darkelf9]

Haven't fully lost the 7.62 mate - the Mag 58 heavy MG still uses them - but yeah the F-88 is only a pop gun - and from what I've been told the ADF is now going to the M-4 ... the commando version of the M-16

Hey Webbo,

Nope I hadn't forgotten the Mag 58 but the subtly of that would of gone over the head of a certain person up north...I really miss the smell of cordite in the morning..I'm in management these days and the Navy is in charge of ammo god help us....they told me once that they were specail because they sleep with their ammunition..I said well mate I guess it does get lonely out at sea...he didn't laugh

 

[darkelf9]

more like shit a brick...

strap on? can i borrow yours??

well mine comes attached...so where it goes...by the grace of god so do I

so you've been to India then.

 

[insert____here]

Hey Webbo,

Nope I hadn't forgotten the Mag 58 but the subtly of that would of gone over the head of a certain person up north...I really miss the smell of cordite in the morning..I'm in management these days and the Navy is in charge of ammo god help us....they told me once that they were specail because they sleep with their ammunition..I said well mate I guess it does get lonely out at sea...he didn't laugh

not everyone is getting the new gear. just the commandos and other assorted front liners eventually. pogues and other rear ech are sticking with the plastic fantastic for a long while yet. (so it goes on the grapevine we get get fed from)

7.62 weaponry is much more versatile in terms of glabal use. ergo cheaper to manufacture or buy rounds for.

and navy don't get jokes unless they are about underage asian hookers or ass fucking somebody.

 

[insert____here]

well mine comes attached...so where it goes...by the grace of god so do I

so you've been to India then.

dollars for doughnuts there are times where you've said "not there, no really i didn't"

india, that's closer to greased lightning isn't it??....

 

[Gil_T2]

wait i get one?? really?? and how the heck do i get it up here??

and i'm about as judgemental as a housebrick, and about as subtle. so you can't offend me and i never really mean to offend anyone (although it's been know to happen)

For you AV just click on user cp at the top left then in your control panel you'll find edit avatar.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Just call them Septics ... they have no idea what it means

And Welcome Charlie

SPAMs too.

 

[insert____here]

For you AV just click on user cp at the top left then in your control panel you'll find edit avatar.

cheers. will mess around with it when i don't feel like yacking to you lot or annoying others.

 

[darkelf9]

not everyone is getting the new gear. just the commandos and other assorted front liners eventually. pogues and other rear ech are sticking with the plastic fantastic for a long while yet.

7.62 weaponry is much more versatile in terms of glabal use. ergo cheaper to manufacture or buy rounds for.

and navy don't get jokes unless they are about underage asian hookers or ass fucking somebody.

so by all that discussion you be in the military then? Yep I know about the 7.62mm at one time in my past I was the proof officer for that stuff..it used to cost us 42cents per round, but the quality was better than the US stuff, they use more so it was cheaper for them to make it but their quality was poorer..their theory was shoot lots more at the target, we on the other hand have to count our carts..the Kiwis are worse off they have to pinch the suff off us

as for Navy well I've worked with all three service areas and nobody likes anyone, but you have to admit Navy does have the best bases with some great views

 

[Gil_T2]

Anyway I'm out of here for now, got a meeting to attend in 40 minutes 50 minutes away !!!!!!!!!!

 

[insert____here]

SPAMs too.

lobsters or prawns too. they don't get that either. and thanks for the welcome webbo. hadn't missed you in the post free for all here.

 

[darkelf9]

cheers. will mess around with it when i don't feel like yacking to you lot or annoying others.

annoying...tish tish..how could your feminine dulcet tones be thought of as annoying

 

[geronimo_appleby]

lobsters or prawns too. they don't get that either. and thanks for the welcome webbo. hadn't missed you in the post free for all here.

never heard that. just don't get in the way when the shooting starts. blue on blue can ruin a weekend.