Notes from the Road

Keroin

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Whew, the whirlwind tour has come to an end. The dust - or snow, as the case may now be - is still settling as I get set up at new address #253 but I do have some actual free time now.

Anyhoo, it's been almost two months and, aside from the odd popping in, I've barely spent any time in the cafe. I'm sure lots of stuff has happened in that time so feel free to fill me in!

Also, thought I'd share a few observations about my travels, (in no particular order).

1. Southern California has a serious air quality problem. Wow. I mean, I always knew it was bad but...wow. I had the misfortune of driving through the central valley, en route from Vegas to the coast, and I assumed the thick cloud of "gunk" was smoke from one of the wildfires until I was informed that it is just the normal agricultural pollution. People actually live and work in that??!!!

2. Food is so cheap and plentiful! (Irony - see above).

3. After two years on the Rock, it really struck me, upon returning to civilization, how inundated we North Americans are by advertising. It is everywhere. The sheer amount of it made me dizzy.

4. TV still sucks.

5. Customer Service in N. America is pretty damn good most of the time.

6. Reports of the recession were not exaggerated. I must say, however, that the US is suffering far more than Canada, (well, at least BC). Our woes are minuscule compared to the stories I heard from the south.

7. What has happened to our attention spans? Do we really need TV's on gas station pumps?

8. The San Bernadino freeway has more litter on the side of it than most third world highways I've driven on. Can't some people be employed to pick up trash?

9. Bubble baths are still one of my top ten favourite things in the world.

10. It is very strange to have to worry about how I look again. I suppose it's part of the deal but where, on the Rock, I used to just leave the house in any state - hair askew, dirty and mismatched clothes, etc - I now think twice about how I look. This bothers me and I'm going to resist it.

11. N. Americans are too obsessed with appearance, specifically with the appearance of youthfulness. The skin cream hawkers in the mall, in Vegas were all over me. One guy called out, "Excuse me Ma'am, do you want to try a free sample of a cream that will help get rid of those fine lines and wrinkles?" I called back, "I got these wrinkles from living in the sun, on the ocean, and I love them!"

12. There is a lot of insidious stress in "civilization". I will work hard not to let it permeate my soul.

13. I still like leather belts. Sorry cows.


Blah, blah, blah. There's so much more I could say but that's a start. I missed you guys! I won't have as much idle chat time anymore but I'll still try and join in when I can. I hope this little dispatch finds everyone well.

Smiles - K
 
Glad to see ya droppin' in when you can, and perhaps a *little* more regularly than over the last month or two ;)

Welcome back - your (most of the time) absence has been noted.
 
Glad to see ya droppin' in when you can, and perhaps a *little* more regularly than over the last month or two ;)

Welcome back - your (most of the time) absence has been noted.

Thanks SW! I will do my best. I still don't even have internet in my little apartment yet. I've been leeching off a couple of unsecured wireless networks until the cable guy shows up on the 24th. So, I'm kind of at the mercy of "wire920", "netidea" and "citizen dildo" (hm, an interesting neighbour?), until then.
 
Good to see a post, and to catch up. Hope all continues to go well as you settle in.
 
KEROIN!!!!

*patented Etoile attack hug*

UFFGAH! *Catches breath and dusts herself off*

Well, hi to you too Etoile!

Good to see a post, and to catch up. Hope all continues to go well as you settle in.

Thanks buckets Clock! Things are going great. I even love the snow, (I have a stellar view of the mountains from my front door).

I hope you are also lovin' life :)
 
Hi Keroin!

Glad to see you back, albeit irregularly.

:rose:
 
10. It is very strange to have to worry about how I look again. I suppose it's part of the deal but where, on the Rock, I used to just leave the house in any state - hair askew, dirty and mismatched clothes, etc - I now think twice about how I look. This bothers me and I'm going to resist it.

11. N. Americans are too obsessed with appearance, specifically with the appearance of youthfulness. The skin cream hawkers in the mall, in Vegas were all over me. One guy called out, "Excuse me Ma'am, do you want to try a free sample of a cream that will help get rid of those fine lines and wrinkles?" I called back, "I got these wrinkles from living in the sun, on the ocean, and I love them!"

12. There is a lot of insidious stress in "civilization". I will work hard not to let it permeate my soul.

So true, things like these are bat shit fucking crazy. Kindly, continue to project your bubble of awesome at all times and dont ever change your mind about these things.
 
Thanks SW! I will do my best. I still don't even have internet in my little apartment yet. I've been leeching off a couple of unsecured wireless networks until the cable guy shows up on the 24th. So, I'm kind of at the mercy of "wire920", "netidea" and "citizen dildo" (hm, an interesting neighbour?), until then.

Heh, I know that feeling. I don't understand why it's so hard for internet companies to hook up a connection on an existing line.

I think Citizen Dildo is someone you should make friends with *nods*
 
Welcome back!

I totally agree with your #9. When we went looking for a new house this summer one of the "must haves" that we told their realtor was a Masterbath with a long tub. I'm tall and I must have my bubble baths.
 
There are places with televisions on petrol station pumps now?

God in Heaven what is wrong with people?
 
Hi Keroin!

Glad to see you back, albeit irregularly.

:rose:

Hi Rida! (Nice AV - rawr!)

Well, I strive not to be irregular. It's getting better since I started taking Metamusil every morning.

So true, things like these are bat shit fucking crazy. Kindly, continue to project your bubble of awesome at all times and dont ever change your mind about these things.

I think it is very hard to constantly swim against the current, so I understand why most people just go with the flow when it comes to societal expectations. I am lucky that the town I'm in now is very laissez faire but in the larger urban areas the stress and pressure to conform are eerily noticeable.

Bubble of awesome? :D

Heh, I know that feeling. I don't understand why it's so hard for internet companies to hook up a connection on an existing line.

I think Citizen Dildo is someone you should make friends with *nods*

LOL.

The irritating part is I know that all they're going to do is show up and flip a switch or push a button and a week-and-a-half is a long time to wait for that. I used to know the local cable guy, so it wasn't an issue but he's no longer with the company. Bummer.

I missed you, Kerbear.

Aww shucks! How's Brooklyn, (the baby, not the city)?

Welcome back!

I totally agree with your #9. When we went looking for a new house this summer one of the "must haves" that we told their realtor was a Masterbath with a long tub. I'm tall and I must have my bubble baths.

MMM, yes, that sounds logical to me. The suite in Vegas not only had a giant bath tub but also a plasma screen TV over the tub. I would wake up at 4am, while Chuck was still sleeping, go run a bubble bath and watch mindless drivel on the box. It was very decadent.

There are places with televisions on petrol station pumps now?

God in Heaven what is wrong with people?

Dude, the TV can now be found everywhere. Truly frightening. In Vegas, they had little TV's above the roulette wheels, I even saw TV's in a bank, the Cactus Club restaurant has mini TV's on the doors of the bathroom stalls, and one gym I went to had a mini TV on every piece of cardio equipment. Ugh!


Oh, and here's another observation or five...

#14. Portion sizes at restaurants in N America are out of control. Everywhere I went, I could only finish half my meal, at best...even after hiking for eight hours and working up a good appetite. We need to seriously reign in our eating habits.

#15. I love mountains!

#16. Individuality is being crushed at an alarming rate. My old neighbourhood on the coast is surrounded by homogeneous housing developments and strip malls. Everything looks the same. All I could think about was that song, "Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky-tacky. Little boxes, little boxes and they all look just the same."

#17. Having the world go dark at 4:30 pm makes a huge psychological impact on a person. (I now go to the gym at 4:00 just to counteract the hibernatory qualities of winter).
 
A few vacation photos. (You have to provide the slide show "ka-klunk" sound effects yourself, sorry.)

Big night on the town, in Sin City, with the Chuckster. Yep, this is my annual girl-clothes moment...

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac126/Keroin/Thedress.jpg

Hiking with my friend in Joshua Tree...

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac126/Keroin/Tightsqueeze.jpg

Pressing grapes in Napa...

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac126/Keroin/Iwillcrushyou.jpg

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac126/Keroin/GrapeCrush.jpg

Very cool and endangered desert tortoise I saw while hiking...

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac126/Keroin/Deserttortoise.jpg



p.s. Hey, is it US Thanksgiving?
 
Dude, the TV can now be found everywhere. Truly frightening. In Vegas, they had little TV's above the roulette wheels, I even saw TV's in a bank, the Cactus Club restaurant has mini TV's on the doors of the bathroom stalls, and one gym I went to had a mini TV on every piece of cardio equipment. Ugh!

I will join you in the disgust of everything but the ones on the cardio equipment. The stuff in the gym at my workplace is of the irritating variety that has nowhere I can rest my books on, and I can't hold it and run or ride at the same time because everything starts to go blurry and I end up having a tantrum and throwing it at the wall. Mini TVs to distract my attention like that would be awesome and most welcomed because running would be far more entertaining if you could watch Frasier while doing it.
 
Welcome back! The TV's have not arrived on our pumps yet. I'm curious to know if they will, and how a TV fares in -25?

Hot dress. If I were able to boss you around I'd be putting you in the high drag, sister.
 
I pray that there will never be TV's at the gas station. I gotta escape those fucking things somehow.

Welcome back, K!
 
We don't have TVs on ours yet, just those annoying 'do you want fuel additive?' machines.

Oh hey Keroin. We've faithfully added penguins to every mad lib since you were out.
 
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